I don't mean to make light of plane crashes, but seriously, it's only 2:04 PM and I've already heard enough about Matsuzaka on the plane to Boston. I don't even want to watch SportsCenter tonight! Internet, radio, tv, all I've heard this morning is "Matsuzaka is on a plane to Boston!"

I realize this is a huge deal, I realize it is a landmark deal of sorts, as well as one that will affect the free agent market. But Christ, call me when they guy is actually signed.