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    Yes, it's that time again...


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        And..
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          Not really a joke..

          But still kind of funny.
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            One more...

            Here's some irony for you all....
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              there are your REAL Lesbians CoPipes....

              too funny,...

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                Wanna hear a joke?

                France

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                  Not sure if this is the thread... but there was not really anywhere else I coMarine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

                  It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

                  FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

                  GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

                  FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

                  GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

                  FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

                  GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

                  FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

                  GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

                  The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
                  uld put it... Funny stuff though

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                    Just got this one......
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                          Michael, for the love of God, leave the dog home! No more plastic surgery. Please.
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                              Originally posted by BoiseBluTurf
                              Not sure if this is the thread... but there was not really anywhere else I coMarine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

                              It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

                              FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

                              GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

                              FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

                              GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

                              FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

                              GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

                              FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

                              GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

                              The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
                              uld put it... Funny stuff though
                              I gotta remember this one.

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