The Treehouse. No Girlz Allow3d!

[Alkazar]

Aww, just let him back in, I was looking forward to making a ton of money for the fight!

[Arkansas Bronco]

Eh Pez, we're gonna have to create a list of by-laws for the treehouse and any guy who wants to join will have to sign the list to join. Have the list on the 1st page/1st post

Yes we need to have a club meeting and list our man-laws.

[REB]

(gazes down the ladder, looks at Tex sulking in the corner, rolls his eyes and lets him back in)

Ok boys, I think our lesson was learned was it not? Shall we punish him further or let him attempt to be a good boy?

My own personal punishment for him is to not let him play with my frog and baseball card collection.

I say we give our fellow Bronco brother another chance. I mean hell, even the man got a couple extra chances to win the big one

[REB]

Yes we need to have a club meeting and list our man-laws.

Man-Laws! Yep, that's the ticket.

[Pezman]

OK, that's it.

New Sign Outside:

ATTENTION LADIES.

THE TREEHOUSE HAS A NEW DRESS CODE IN EFFECT EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!

ANY WOMAN ENTERING THE TREEHOUSE MUST REMOVE ALL ARTICLES OF CLOTHING WITHOUT EXCEPTION.

FURTHER, ANY WOMAN ENTERING THE TREEHOUSE IS SUBJECT TO FULL CAVITY SEARCHES AND HER MOVEMENTS WILL BE TAPED (AND CONSEQUENTLY UPLOADED TO KAZAA).

FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THESE RULES AND REGULATIONS WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE BARE ASSED SPANKINGS (ALSO RECORDED AND UPLOADED TO KAZAA).

~THE MGMT.

Rebump for the amendment to new treehouse rules

[Pezman]

Rebump. Amendment II, article 12 section R - The position on "streaking"

All in favor say aye!

Subject: Company’s Position on "Streaking"
To: All Employees
The Management Has Adapted The Following:

1. Streaking will be permitted as follows: Female employees will streak on odd days, Male on even days. On payday, all employees may streak subject to the following:

2. Girls who have tattoos on the lower half of their bodies such as "sock it to me" or "What you see is what you get" will not be permitted to streak. Men with tattoos such as "Let it all hang out" will not be permitted to streak. Also, men with tattoos of butterflies, roses, or elves will streak with females.

3. Junior executives may carry briefcases while streaking, however, the usual rule applies --- Junior executives may never carry any business papers, but may carry the usual such as a box of Kleenex, lunch, wife's shopping list and playboy magazines, etc.

4. Girls with busts size larger than 36B must wear a bra while in the shop area or around any moving machinery. Girls with bust sizes smaller than 36B should not try to impress people by wearing a bra.

5. If you streak in any area where food is served, you must wear two hairnets. These will be available in the vending machines in the cafeteria.

6. In the event your physical make-up is such that your sex cannot be determined, such as flat chest for girls or long hair on boys you must wear a tag stating "I am a boy" or "I am a girl". Tags will be attached on girls with hairpins or paper clips, on boys with rubber bands; please return paper clips and rubber bands to stationary supplies after you have finished streaking.

7. Girls may wear jewelry while streaking but in no event should they bend over to retrieve it should it fall. (Due to insurance regulations).

8. No female beyond her seventh month of pregnancy or those wishing to become pregnant may streak.

9. No mixed streaking in dark hallways, broom closets, or under desks.

10. When streaking, do not tailgate.

Signed: The Management

[REB]

Rebump for the amendment to new treehouse rules

AYE!

[Saddletramp]

boys will never be able to admit just how much you REALLY love us! I mean, come on...what's with all the pin ups and all? You know you are addicted to us and you just HAVE to admit it!! It's inevitable. Else, I'd have to wonder what REALLY happens in here? huh?

i will admit it.

[Saddletramp]

hey Buford (Pez) you gonna bring all my posts back?

[Alkazar]

AYE!

I second the motion!

[Saddletramp]

(gazes down the ladder, looks at Tex sulking in the corner, rolls his eyes and lets him back in)

Ok boys, I think our lesson was learned was it not? Shall we punish him further or let him attempt to be a good boy?

My own personal punishment for him is to not let him play with my frog and baseball card collection.

Dont let me back in Blue is gonna kick your butt anyways.

[broncoblue]

boys will never be able to admit just how much you REALLY love us! I mean, come on...what's with all the pin ups and all? You know you are addicted to us and you just HAVE to admit it!! It's inevitable. Else, I'd have to wonder what REALLY happens in here? huh?

they dont answer back ,and im gonna boot;ef on my cell

[Saddletramp]

HEY!!!!!!! Where did all those fine lookin womens get to??














PEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stop jerking with my avy and posts.

[Alkazar]

They dun got runn'd off by Pez!

[Saddletramp]

They dun got runn'd off by Pez!

SHOCKER!!!