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    # I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
    # Duct tape won't fix that.
    # Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
    # Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
    # We don't keep firearms in this house.
    # Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
    # You can't feed that to the dog.
    # I thought Graceland was tacky.
    # No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
    # Wrestling's fake.
    # Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
    # We're vegetarians.
    # Do you think my gut is too big?
    # I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
    # Honey, we don't need another dog.
    # Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
    # Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
    # Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
    # Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
    # I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
    # Checkmate.
    # She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
    # Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
    # Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
    # I don't have a favorite college team.
    # Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
    # You ALL.
    # Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
    # Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.

  • #2
    Same thing for charger fan

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    • #3
      And Raider fans

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      • #4
        10 chief fans rules
        1. Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.
        2. Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!
        3. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!
        4. They can spit with absolute accuracy.
        5. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home.
        6. Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal.
        7. At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for.
        8. A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos.
        9. A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair.
        10. Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions

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        • #5
          Originally posted by §Pide®
          # I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
          # Duct tape won't fix that.
          # Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
          # Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
          # We don't keep firearms in this house.
          # Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
          # You can't feed that to the dog.
          # I thought Graceland was tacky.
          # No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
          # Wrestling's fake.
          # Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
          # We're vegetarians.
          # Do you think my gut is too big?
          # I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
          # Honey, we don't need another dog.
          # Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
          # Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
          # Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
          # Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
          # I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
          # Checkmate.
          # She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
          # Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
          # Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
          # I don't have a favorite college team.
          # Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
          # You ALL.
          # Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
          # Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.

          A couple more,

          #Your mullet is getting too long bro.
          #Man you have some white teeth.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Snakebit
            A couple more,

            #Your mullet is getting too long bro.
            #Man you have some white teeth.
            More like "Man you still have your teeth."

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            • #7
              How about adding "Superbowl XL Champions, Kansas City Chiefs" to the list

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              • #8
                You mean you actually use Listerine for something else, besides making alcohol?

                I find Crest keeps my teeth white and cavity free.

                With the cost of gasoline, maybe driving the Camaro is not the best thing right now.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BRONCCRUSHFAN
                  You mean you actually use Listerine for something else, besides making alcohol?

                  I find Crest keeps my teeth white and cavity free.

                  With the cost of gasoline, maybe driving the Camaro is not the best thing right now.

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                  • #10
                    classic stuff spidey!!

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                    • #11
                      The tires on my truck are too big

                      Who's Richard Petty?

                      Cappuccino tastes better than expresso

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                      • #12
                        "You're a sick f*ck, you want to bone your cousin?"

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                        • #13
                          How about "Nice tackle Jr. (Savaii)"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Bronco LB 52
                            "You're a sick ****, you want to bone your cousin?"
                            To go along with "Dude, she's only 11 years old."

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Bronco LB 52
                              "You're a sick ****, you want to bone your cousin?"

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