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  • Ty Sambrailo taught me how to love a woman, and scold a child!

    I'm gonna miss that son of a bitch!

  • #2
    So he's like the combination of Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson?

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    • #3
      TO BILL BRASKEY!

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      • #4
        He was a man's man. Vaya con dios, hombre!

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        • #5
          I once saw Ty Sambrailo scissor-kick Angela Lansbury.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DomCasual View Post
            I once saw Ty Sambrailo scissor-kick Angela Lansbury.
            b*tch had it coming.

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            • #7
              He's got a Mexican last name because he's half Mexican, and he hates Mexicans. He also hates irony.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Dr. Broncenstein View Post
                He's got a Mexican last name because he's half Mexican, and he hates Mexicans. He also hates irony.
                My favorite one! But I didn't want to offend any Mexicans, if there are any here. Of course, with a name like Broncostein, I'm guessing you're Jewish. Hence, you're probably better suited to pull it off.

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                • #9
                  He once date-raped Karl Malone on a dare.

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                  • #10
                    I remember one time Sambrailo took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Sambrailo got splashed. So Sambrailo yells, ‘I’m Ty Sambrailo and no one gets me wet!’ So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, ‘How do you like it?’ And then damn if Sambrailo didn’t step in there and finish the show.”

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                    • #11
                      Ty Sombrero showed me how to party like AK1971 instead of Partying like Allenby.

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                      • #12
                        Yeah, I'm going to miss Tight Sombrero...

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                          • #14
                            He will dance another day!

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                            • #15
                              He was the best man at my wedding. And by best man, I mean he crapped on the cake and made love to my wife in the water fountain.

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