OT: ANyone speak dutch?

[tsiguy96]

May be some commission involved if you do, let me know!

[TheElusiveKyleOrton]

Zeer weinig. Message me.

[hades]

No oven jokes yet

[crush17]

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures........................ and the Dutch.

[Mogulseeker]

Ik spreek en beetje Nederlands. Maar, mijn is slecht.

Just what I picked up from when I lived in the Netherkands for a year.

[ColoradoDarin]

https://translate.google.com/


You're welcome

[Beantown Bronco]

That's a lovely accent you have........New Jersey?

[55CrushEm]

That's a lovely accent you have........New Jersey?

"No. Austria."

"Oh, Austria. Well, Gooday Mate!"

[enjolras]

I have a very good friend who is Dutch...what are you after?

[underrated29]

I just came back from there.

[extralife]

most people here can't manage English, much less Dutch.

[FireFly]

Yes.

[BowlenBall]

Some useful Dutch phrases when in Amsterdam:

1) Ik zou graag een aantal Franse frietjes - houd de mayo.
"I'd like some french fries -- hold the mayo."

2) **** u me de weg naar de dichtstbijzijnde koffieshop?
"Can you direct me to the nearest coffee shop?"

3) Deze paddestoel thee is heerlijk!
"This mushroom tea is delicious!"

4) Pardon officier, ik lijken te hebben problemen met het vinden van mijn broek.
"Excuse me officer, I seem to be having trouble finding my pants."

5) Waarom, ja, ik ben Amerikaan. Hoe weet je dat?
"Why, yes, I am American. How could you tell?"

[BamaBronco16]

"No. Austria."

"Oh, Austria. Well, Gooday Mate!"

"Lets throw another shrimp on the barbie"

[LiberalsRClueless]

https://translate.google.com/


You're welcome

Exactly what I was going to post.