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  • #16
    Originally posted by randerson1184 View Post
    Alaska - Salmon
    Washington - Space Needle
    Oregon - Beer
    California - Bears
    Arizona - Desert
    Nevada - Gambling
    New Mexico - Cactii
    Colorado - Rockies
    Utah - Mormons
    Idaho - Rivers
    Montana - Wide open
    North Dakota - ice
    South Dakota - wind
    Wyoming - vacant
    Kansas - tumble weeds
    Nebraska - corn fields
    Iowa - farms
    Minnesota - snow
    Wisconsin - cold
    Missouri - Golden Arch
    Oklahoma - Prarie
    Texas - Oil
    Louisiana - Pelicans
    Mississippi - Catfish
    Alabama - Rambunctious
    Georgia - Pine Trees
    Florida - Golf
    Arkansas - Incest
    Tennessee - Moonshine
    Kentucky - Sheep
    Illinois - Chicago
    Indiana - Basketball
    Michigan - Wolverines
    Ohio - Huge Cities
    Pennsylvania - Quakers
    Maryland - Chesapeake Bay
    Virginia - Presigious Universities
    North Carolina - Air Flight
    South Carolina - Shrimp and Grits
    West Virginia - Hill People
    New York - Industrial
    Connecticut - Wealthy
    Rhode Island - Small
    Massachusetts - Liberal
    New Hampshire - Libertarian
    Vermont - Snow
    Maine - Canada
    Hawaii - Punch/Juice
    New Jersey - Construction
    Delaware - Fake Golf Courses

    Wyoming is wind. I was driving north on 25, going back to SD. I kid you not the second we crossed the state line into Wyoming, we were hit with wind. I must have seen 15 semi trucks on their sides.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Kaylore View Post
      I'm sorry, but the state itself isn't that great either. You don't get near as much sun as Colorado. That lake smells of death. Not a lot of natural resources. Bad weather settles into the valley cities for weeks sometimes. None of these things have anything to do with Mormons or the government.

      But since you brought it up, there are a lot of Mormons who live in Utah who think they're better than non-Utah Mormons. In meetings they're often like, well I was in brother (insert General Authority's ward) and WE did it THIS way! Then there's the stuff they take credit for that isn't that cool. Like their streets. "The pioneers knew to make the streets wider before the automobile was ubiquitous!" Yeah, well the streets are still a weird width and they're just not-wide enough for four lanes both ways. Way to go.

      Then there's the lack of zoning. Residential and commercial zones? What is the communist foo-foo you speak of? People should be able to build a soup factory right next to your house because 'Merica! And don't you dare think about fluoridating this water, heathen!

      I'm sorry, but there are a lot of cooler places to live than Utah.
      Have to disagree with your first paragraph. Salt Lake is a desert and for most of the summer it's pure sunshine. We only had one snowstorm since January, while Denver was having them on a more regular basis. Utah also has some great lakes, Bear, Mirror, Powell. Who the hell hangs out at the GSL? And what is this bad weather that settles in valley cities? That's pollution boy!

      Although when I said the people I was not totally meaning the Mormons, I do agree with your second paragraph. Possibly why Salt Lake is one of the least Mormon cities, some judgmental Mormons driving others away. But our freeways have 4 lanes both ways, except in construction season which is most of the year. Utah is great at rezoning. Just ask the Republicans who rezone any district that starts to show any leanings towards independence.

      Plus the Greatest Snow on Earth! The only thing that Colorado has that is better than Utah is the Denver Broncos. And the Nuggets because the Jazz or I should say the Millers SUCK. Ok, I'm starting to agree with you

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      • #18
        Alaska - Cruise
        Washington - assholes
        Oregon - Goonies
        California - relaxed
        Arizona - family
        Nevada - hot
        New Mexico - BreakingBad
        Colorado - Mecca
        Utah - Bryce Canyon
        Idaho - potatoes
        Montana - Celebrity ranches
        North Dakota - Fargo
        South Dakota - Mt. Rushmore
        Wyoming - Brokeback
        Kansas - corn
        Nebraska - boring
        Iowa - Farming
        Minnesota - Ohyah
        Wisconsin - Cheese
        Missouri - Showmewhat?
        Oklahoma - Tornadoes
        Texas - Austin
        Louisiana - Mardi Gras
        Mississippi - River
        Alabama - racism
        Georgia - On my mine
        Florida - snowbirds
        Arkansas - Clinton
        Tennessee - Jack Daniels
        Kentucky - Chicken
        Illinois - Chicago
        Indiana - basketball
        Michigan - cold
        Ohio - Cleveland
        Pennsylvania - Dutch
        Maryland - ****ty drivers
        Virginia - Get me the hell out of here.
        North Carolina - beautiful
        South Carolina - Myrtle Beach
        West Virginia - banjos
        New York - Frank Sinatra
        Connecticut - Pizza
        Rhode Island - small
        Massachusetts - Boston
        New Hampshire - privileged
        Vermont - maple syrup
        Maine - Lobster
        Hawaii - heaven
        New Jersey - petrochemicals

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        • #19
          Alaska - Alaska State Troopers
          Washington - Starbucks
          Oregon - Portlandia
          California - Sons of Anarchy
          Arizona - Sheriff Joe
          Nevada - Las Vegas
          New Mexico - Breaking Bad
          Colorado - Broncos and New Belgium
          Utah - Mormons
          Idaho - The Other Broncos
          Montana - Ryan Leaf
          North Dakota - Wannabe Canada
          South Dakota - Mt. Rushmore
          Wyoming - Cowboy
          Kansas - Queefs
          Nebraska - Corn
          Iowa - Hawk Eyes
          Minnesota - Other Wanna be Canada
          Wisconsin - University of Wisconsin
          Missouri - Michael Sam
          Oklahoma - Red River
          Texas - Racist
          Louisiana - NOLA
          Mississippi - Morgan Freeman
          Alabama - Bo Jackson
          Georgia - Hotlanta
          Florida - Cruises
          Arkansas - Bill Clinton
          Tennessee - Peyton Manning
          Kentucy - Blue Grass
          Illinois - Blackhawks
          Indiana - Reggie Miller
          Michigan - Bankruptcy
          Ohio - Cities that start with "C"
          Pennsylvania - Cities that start with "P"
          Maryland - Norman Chad (WSOP ESPN announcer)
          Virginia - CIA
          North Carolina - DUKE
          South Carolina - Gamecocks
          West Virginia - Geno
          New York - Pizza
          Connecticut - Jerry Springer
          Rhode Island - Family Guy
          Massachusetts - Red Sox
          New Hampshire - This is a place?
          Vermont - Maple Syrup
          Maine - Lobster
          Hawaii - Beautiful
          New Jersey - Chris Christie
          Delaware - Joe Biden

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          • #20
            Originally posted by canadianbroncosfan View Post
            Texas - Racist
            Nah, huge melting pot. Of course there are racists here, just like anywhere. But those old school days are gone.

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            • #21
              Arkansas - Missing teeth
              Arkansas - Incest
              Arkansas - Red necks
              Arkansas - Moonshine
              Arkansas - Clinton
              Arkansas - Bill Clinton
              This is all Arkansas has to offer? Well, at least we have moonshine.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by LiberalsRClueless View Post
                Wyoming is wind. I was driving north on 25, going back to SD. I kid you not the second we crossed the state line into Wyoming, we were hit with wind. I must have seen 15 semi trucks on their sides.
                That's insane. You guys get cross winds that are equivalent to tropical storm force winds on a daily basis.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Arkie View Post
                  This is all Arkansas has to offer? Well, at least we have moonshine.
                  Haha. Yeah, Arkansas has a pretty bad rap.

                  Tennessee, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina and Kentucky seem to have somewhat unfair reputations as well.

                  I swear, if you go to a Walmart in a small town anywhere in the USA, you'll see plenty of morbidly obese people on self-propelled shopping carts with missing teeth. They just have a unique kind of beligerence down south.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Arkie View Post
                    This is all Arkansas has to offer? Well, at least we have moonshine.
                    My wife and I stayed at Hot Springs Village last week and they have seven absolutely beautiful golf courses there. The private club Diamante is rated as one of the best in the U.S. The Village has to be one of the best gated communities anywhere. I also play at the Texarkana Country Club where the main street is Texas on one side and Arkansas on the other .......... a liberal's worst nightmare.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Arkie View Post
                      This is all Arkansas has to offer? Well, at least we have moonshine.
                      In my defense, the one person I knew from Arkansas had missing teeth. He was also a methhead (at least before he joined the Navy, so at least for Arkansas I didn't say "meth."

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Mogulseeker View Post
                        In my defense, the one person I knew from Arkansas had missing teeth. He was also a methhead (at least before he joined the Navy, so at least for Arkansas I didn't say "meth."
                        Well obviously you should be associating meth with Missouri.

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                        • #27
                          Alaska - Cold
                          Washington - Rain
                          Oregon - Black Sheep
                          California - Sun
                          Arizona - Cactus
                          Nevada - Vegas
                          New Mexico - Atomic Bomb
                          Colorado - Mountains
                          Utah - Salt
                          Idaho - Neo-Nazis
                          Montana - Canada
                          North Dakota - Fargo
                          South Dakota - Black Hills
                          Wyoming - Wind
                          Kansas - Flat
                          Nebraska - Corn
                          Iowa - Corn
                          Minnesota - Mosquitos
                          Wisconsin - Beer
                          Missouri - Cardinals
                          Oklahoma - Bible Belt
                          Texas - Big-Mouthed-Morons
                          Louisiana - Dumber-than-Texas
                          Mississippi - Motormouths
                          Alabama - Slaves
                          Georgia - Slaves
                          Florida - Vice
                          Arkansas - Slaves
                          Tennessee - Hillbillies
                          Kentucky - Hillbillies
                          Illinois - Boring
                          Indiana - Dan Quale
                          Michigan - Bankruptcy
                          Ohio - Losers
                          Pennsylvania - Gettysburg
                          Maryland - Ratbirds
                          Virginia - Slaves
                          North Carolina - Slaves
                          South Carolina - Slaves
                          West Virginia - Dinosaurs
                          New York - 911
                          Connecticut - Nothing
                          Rhode Island - Next-to-Nothing
                          Massachusetts - Revolutionary War
                          New Hampshire - Dumbasses
                          Vermont - Snow
                          Maine - "It"
                          Hawaii - Pearl Harbor
                          New Jersey - Mafia
                          Delaware - George Washington

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                          • #28
                            South Dakota and North Dakota: Black Hills, Mt. Rushmore or Fargo.

                            Sounds about right. The whole, "Oh ya, you betcha!" stuff isn't that true. Sure, some people -- but that is far more Northern Minnesotan than anything.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by canadianbroncosfan View Post
                              North Dakota - Wannabe Canada
                              You guys love to come down here and shop. Canadians are very friendly and make for good companions out on the town.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Kaylore View Post
                                California - Complete Idiots

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