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  • Oregon teen sacrifices body to save hot female friend; Still Friendzoned

    This is actually a really cool story.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.1795101

    A 15-year-old Oregon boy was hailed a hero after he bravely pushed his new friend out of the way before a suspected drunk driver ran him over this week.
    Kameron Howell-Meeker was walking with Ellie Fielder, 17, along River Road in Clackamas County outside of Portland when they heard the screeching tire of a pickup truck as it swerved towards them Tuesday.

    ...“I don’t think I should be a hero,” the bandaged teen told KATU-TV. “I just helped a friend in need.”
    But Ellie said the crash helped forge a close bond between them.

    “I’d be dead,” she told the news station. “He’s going to be my best friend for life.”



    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...#ixzz32rDeCY1f
    So congrats on the big hero! Pretty heroic.

    Too bad she's probably looking for a dude with more ink on his arms who will make her parents angry.

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    Awesome. Sucks that he's still friendzoned.




    /there's a smurf joke here somewhere

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    • #3
      The boy should at least get a BJ out of it.

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      • #4
        Sucks he got Jorah'd.

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        • #5
          "Stella! Another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my car!"





          She looks like she might be named Peyton Manning.

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          • #6
            I've seen this movie before. She ends up with Charlie Sheen who leads a slow clap when the kid comes back to school from the hospital.

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            • #7
              "He's going to be my best friend for life!"

              She should at least get drunk w/ him and let him feel her up. C'mon!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Arkie View Post
                I've seen this movie before. She ends up with Charlie Sheen who leads a slow clap when the kid comes back to school from the hospital.

                Charlie Sheen isn't the one who started the slow clap in "Lucas" - it was the bully who did that.




                Easy mistake, as I'm sure Sheen has done more than his share of spreading the clap.
                Last edited by mennonite; 05-26-2014, 03:48 PM.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SoCalBronco View Post
                  Awesome. Sucks that he's still friendzoned.




                  /there's a smurf joke here somewhere
                  By you mentioning it, it has now become a joke. I am sure the kid was Smurf and the drunk driver was his buddy from the bar. A new way of Smurf getting cockblocked... by a vehicle.

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                  • #10
                    That ginger didn't stand a chance.

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                    • #11
                      Poor Jorah.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by elsid13 View Post
                        The boy should at least get a BJ out of it.
                        Seriously....a handy while he gets to play with her melons at the bare minimum.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Kaylore View Post
                          This is actually a really cool story.

                          http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.1795101



                          So congrats on the big hero! Pretty heroic.

                          Too bad she's probably looking for a dude with more ink on his arms who will make her parents angry.
                          I agree, the kid has no shot whatsoever, Maybe a mercy **** before the girl goes off to college.

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                          • #14
                            Good for him. He did a good thing. Sucks being in the friend zone. Or is it, it doesn't suck, being in the friend zone.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SouthStndJunkie View Post
                              Seriously....a handy while he gets to play with her melons at the bare minimum.
                              Even that is awful ROI.

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