Oregon teen sacrifices body to save hot female friend; Still Friendzoned

[Kaylore]

This is actually a really cool story.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.1795101

A 15-year-old Oregon boy was hailed a hero after he bravely pushed his new friend out of the way before a suspected drunk driver ran him over this week.
Kameron Howell-Meeker was walking with Ellie Fielder, 17, along River Road in Clackamas County outside of Portland when they heard the screeching tire of a pickup truck as it swerved towards them Tuesday.

...“I don’t think I should be a hero,” the bandaged teen told KATU-TV. “I just helped a friend in need.”
But Ellie said the crash helped forge a close bond between them.

“I’d be dead,” she told the news station. “He’s going to be my best friend for life.”



Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...#ixzz32rDeCY1f

So congrats on the big hero! Pretty heroic.

Too bad she's probably looking for a dude with more ink on his arms who will make her parents angry.

[SoCalBronco]

Awesome. Sucks that he's still friendzoned.




/there's a smurf joke here somewhere

[elsid13]

The boy should at least get a BJ out of it.

[ShiftyEyedWaterboy]

Sucks he got Jorah'd.

[mennonite]

"Stella! Another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my car!"





She looks like she might be named Peyton Manning.

[Arkie]

I've seen this movie before. She ends up with Charlie Sheen who leads a slow clap when the kid comes back to school from the hospital.

[randerson1184]

"He's going to be my best friend for life!"

She should at least get drunk w/ him and let him feel her up. C'mon!

[mennonite]

I've seen this movie before. She ends up with Charlie Sheen who leads a slow clap when the kid comes back to school from the hospital.

Charlie Sheen isn't the one who started the slow clap in "Lucas" - it was the bully who did that.




Easy mistake, as I'm sure Sheen has done more than his share of spreading the clap.

[broncocalijohn]

Awesome. Sucks that he's still friendzoned.




/there's a smurf joke here somewhere

By you mentioning it, it has now become a joke. I am sure the kid was Smurf and the drunk driver was his buddy from the bar. A new way of Smurf getting cockblocked... by a vehicle.

[SouthStndJunkie]

That ginger didn't stand a chance.

[IndelibleScribe]

Poor Jorah.

[SouthStndJunkie]

The boy should at least get a BJ out of it.

Seriously....a handy while he gets to play with her melons at the bare minimum.

[Guess Who]

This is actually a really cool story.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.1795101



So congrats on the big hero! Pretty heroic.

Too bad she's probably looking for a dude with more ink on his arms who will make her parents angry.

I agree, the kid has no shot whatsoever, Maybe a mercy **** before the girl goes off to college.

[HILife]

Good for him. He did a good thing. Sucks being in the friend zone. Or is it, it doesn't suck, being in the friend zone.

[SoCalBronco]

Seriously....a handy while he gets to play with her melons at the bare minimum.

Even that is awful ROI.