The Official NFL Draft Night Drinking Game

[Action]

Official NFL Draft Night Drinking Game Rules:

Drink ONCE

1. Each time anyone says the following trademark phrases: "value pick," "need pick," "best available" and "that's a reach."

2. Every time Kiper's hair is referenced by another ESPN analyst.

3. Every time an ESPN/NFL Network personality compliments a player's suit.

4. Each a bust QB is mentioned (Ryan Leaf, JaMarcus Russell, etc.)

5. Each time an analyst uses one of the following buzzwords or phrases to describe a player:

"upside"
"motor" (as in "high motor" or "good-motor")
"raw"
"intangibles"
"body control"
"physical tackler"
"battle-tested"
"proven winner"
"arm length"
"gets stuck on blocks"
"release point"
"game speed"
"low center of gravity"
"Wonderlic test"

6. every time an analysts interrupts one another (this could get dangerous).

Drink TWICE

1. If a team trades its pick.

2. Every time a quarterback is referred to by his first name only.

3. If Brett Favre or any retired QB is mentioned at all.

4. For every pick Manziel is not drafted after #3. This is known as the "Brady Quinn Rule."(If necessary)

5. Roger Goodell is booed on-stage.

Drink THREE TIMES

1. If Jets fan boo the Jets' selection.

2. If analysts discuss a player's "character issues"

3. If the Minnesota Vikings fail to get their pick in on time.

4. If a player cries. This is known as the "Vernon Davis Rule."

5. If a player drafted thanks/mentions God.

6. The Redskins are somehow mentioned at all.

[Guess Who]

I could care less about watching the draft but I will drink!!!

[Bronc0guy]

^talk about getting drunk, and fast. Too bad I'll be at a stupid wedding rehearsal with no alcohol.

[Beantown Bronco]

Even if we're talking shots of beer, the average person would be dead before the end of the first round.

[jmz313]

That's not a drinking game, it's a death sentence.

Exactly what i thought. Even only for 1 long round of picks.

[hades]

Add to item 5, on One Drink.
the word - physicality

[oubronco]

Be passed out by the 5th pick

[gunns]

Oh hell I'll be drunk before the 5th pick, in the hospital by the 17th pick.

[ludo21]

^ the responses have been great!

Also, way too many rules, I'll just be having my beer and enjoying the show.

[delany]

I think I would rather have that list....over taking a drink every time somebody mentions Manziel.

[yerner]

that's a wade bogg's approved drinking game.

[SleepingTiger]

30 minutes into the game, i would have completely forgot the rules because im already too drunk.

[Bronc0guy]

If it's just sips of beer, it MIGHT be ok just for the first round. But if we're talkin about shots...

[Kaylore]

Everyone said it already. The first four would be doable with beer. Number 5 alone will kill someone before the night is over.

[BroncoMan4ever]

Official NFL Draft Night Drinking Game Rules:

Drink ONCE

1. Each time anyone says the following trademark phrases: "value pick," "need pick," "best available" and "that's a reach."

2. Every time Kiper's hair is referenced by another ESPN analyst.

3. Every time an ESPN/NFL Network personality compliments a player's suit.

4. Each a bust QB is mentioned (Ryan Leaf, JaMarcus Russell, etc.)

5. Each time an analyst uses one of the following buzzwords or phrases to describe a player:

"upside"
"motor" (as in "high motor" or "good-motor")
"raw"
"intangibles"
"body control"
"physical tackler"
"battle-tested"
"proven winner"
"arm length"
"gets stuck on blocks"
"release point"
"game speed"
"low center of gravity"
"Wonderlic test"

6. every time an analysts interrupts one another (this could get dangerous).

Drink TWICE

1. If a team trades its pick.

2. Every time a quarterback is referred to by his first name only.

3. If Brett Favre or any retired QB is mentioned at all.

4. For every pick Manziel is not drafted after #3. This is known as the "Brady Quinn Rule."(If necessary)

5. Roger Goodell is booed on-stage.

Drink THREE TIMES

1. If Jets fan boo the Jets' selection.

2. If analysts discuss a player's "character issues"

3. If the Minnesota Vikings fail to get their pick in on time.

4. If a player cries. This is known as the "Vernon Davis Rule."

5. If a player drafted thanks/mentions God.

6. The Redskins are somehow mentioned at all.

I'm predicting alcohol poisoning for at least 1 maner following the game. The keywords, Kiper's hair and bust QB talk is enough to get hammered without all the others.

Me and some friends made a game of the Quinn rule during his draft. After pick 5 we decided to do bong rips on every pick he didn't get picked at. I don't remember much after the Moss debacle. Sadly none of us saw him drafted.