Official NFL Draft Night Drinking Game Rules:
Drink ONCE
1. Each time anyone says the following trademark phrases: "value pick," "need pick," "best available" and "that's a reach."
2. Every time Kiper's hair is referenced by another ESPN analyst.
3. Every time an ESPN/NFL Network personality compliments a player's suit.
4. Each a bust QB is mentioned (Ryan Leaf, JaMarcus Russell, etc.)
5. Each time an analyst uses one of the following buzzwords or phrases to describe a player:
"upside"
"motor" (as in "high motor" or "good-motor")
"raw"
"intangibles"
"body control"
"physical tackler"
"battle-tested"
"proven winner"
"arm length"
"gets stuck on blocks"
"release point"
"game speed"
"low center of gravity"
"Wonderlic test"
6. every time an analysts interrupts one another (this could get dangerous).
Drink TWICE
1. If a team trades its pick.
2. Every time a quarterback is referred to by his first name only.
3. If Brett Favre or any retired QB is mentioned at all.
4. For every pick Manziel is not drafted after #3. This is known as the "Brady Quinn Rule."(If necessary)
5. Roger Goodell is booed on-stage.
Drink THREE TIMES
1. If Jets fan boo the Jets' selection.
2. If analysts discuss a player's "character issues"
3. If the Minnesota Vikings fail to get their pick in on time.
4. If a player cries. This is known as the "Vernon Davis Rule."
5. If a player drafted thanks/mentions God.
6. The Redskins are somehow mentioned at all.
Drink ONCE
1. Each time anyone says the following trademark phrases: "value pick," "need pick," "best available" and "that's a reach."
2. Every time Kiper's hair is referenced by another ESPN analyst.
3. Every time an ESPN/NFL Network personality compliments a player's suit.
4. Each a bust QB is mentioned (Ryan Leaf, JaMarcus Russell, etc.)
5. Each time an analyst uses one of the following buzzwords or phrases to describe a player:
"upside"
"motor" (as in "high motor" or "good-motor")
"raw"
"intangibles"
"body control"
"physical tackler"
"battle-tested"
"proven winner"
"arm length"
"gets stuck on blocks"
"release point"
"game speed"
"low center of gravity"
"Wonderlic test"
6. every time an analysts interrupts one another (this could get dangerous).
Drink TWICE
1. If a team trades its pick.
2. Every time a quarterback is referred to by his first name only.
3. If Brett Favre or any retired QB is mentioned at all.
4. For every pick Manziel is not drafted after #3. This is known as the "Brady Quinn Rule."(If necessary)
5. Roger Goodell is booed on-stage.
Drink THREE TIMES
1. If Jets fan boo the Jets' selection.
2. If analysts discuss a player's "character issues"
3. If the Minnesota Vikings fail to get their pick in on time.
4. If a player cries. This is known as the "Vernon Davis Rule."
5. If a player drafted thanks/mentions God.
6. The Redskins are somehow mentioned at all.
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