I don't know why, but I had to re-watch the fricking Stupid Bowl. I guess I can't get enough of DENVER losing epic-ally in Stupid Bowls. Count 'em.....are we up to FIVE now?
Anyhow. From my amateur armchair I decided to count up what I think are clear mistakes just in the first quarter. So, re-watch and enjoy:
MISTAKE #1: FOX: team is clearly not ready for loud stadium noise. and also sorta lackadaisical, according to inside sources.
MISTAKE #2: HOLIDAY. returns to the 12? Way to go Flash. Return it to the Hudson River.
MISTAKE #3: MANNING. HELLO. Its LOUD out there. Let's AUDIBLE! Score 0-2.
MISTAKE #4: AYERS. No contain on YOUR SIDE? Score 0-5.
MISTAKE #5: FRANKLIN. Totally bitch owned. Manning freaks.
MISTAKE #6: AYERS. No contain on a 3rd and 8? Dude. Seriously. Need a contract?
MISTAKE #7: BAILEY. Way to contain Baldwin on a 3rd and 4. Chump.
MISTAKE #8: BAILEY. On Harvin. Carves YOUR meat Bailey.
MISTAKE #9: AYERS. Contain? What exactly is a RDE supposed to do?
MISTAKE #10: BAILEY. On Baldwin AGAIN. Dude, you need Viagra.
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MISTAKE #11: FOX. A challenge? Not like you're 1-7 for challenges this year?
MISTAKE #12: Nope. IRVING for the SAVE!! Woohoo! Score 0-8.
MISTAKE #14: MORENO. Nice fumble and recovery by unnamed Jaguars left guard.
MISTAKE #15: MANNING. FRANKLIN owned. BEADLES & CLARK bitch-slapped. Manning freaks Julius Thomas is late and INT for Seattle.
MISTAKE #16: AYERS. No contain on HARVIN on your side. JEEZUS.
MISTAKE #17: FOX. Broncos staggered, against the ropes, listless, punch-drunk. And the coaches are, are.........where are they?
END of Quarter. Bronco Offense= 11 yards. Greatest of all time
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Replacing AYERS with WARE and BAILEY with
? will hopefully fix some of these problems. But what about the others? Let the feeding frenzy begin....
Anyhow. From my amateur armchair I decided to count up what I think are clear mistakes just in the first quarter. So, re-watch and enjoy:
MISTAKE #1: FOX: team is clearly not ready for loud stadium noise. and also sorta lackadaisical, according to inside sources.
MISTAKE #2: HOLIDAY. returns to the 12? Way to go Flash. Return it to the Hudson River.
MISTAKE #3: MANNING. HELLO. Its LOUD out there. Let's AUDIBLE! Score 0-2.
MISTAKE #4: AYERS. No contain on YOUR SIDE? Score 0-5.
MISTAKE #5: FRANKLIN. Totally bitch owned. Manning freaks.
MISTAKE #6: AYERS. No contain on a 3rd and 8? Dude. Seriously. Need a contract?
MISTAKE #7: BAILEY. Way to contain Baldwin on a 3rd and 4. Chump.
MISTAKE #8: BAILEY. On Harvin. Carves YOUR meat Bailey.
MISTAKE #9: AYERS. Contain? What exactly is a RDE supposed to do?
MISTAKE #10: BAILEY. On Baldwin AGAIN. Dude, you need Viagra.
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MISTAKE #11: FOX. A challenge? Not like you're 1-7 for challenges this year?
MISTAKE #12: Nope. IRVING for the SAVE!! Woohoo! Score 0-8.
MISTAKE #14: MORENO. Nice fumble and recovery by unnamed Jaguars left guard.
MISTAKE #15: MANNING. FRANKLIN owned. BEADLES & CLARK bitch-slapped. Manning freaks Julius Thomas is late and INT for Seattle.
MISTAKE #16: AYERS. No contain on HARVIN on your side. JEEZUS.
MISTAKE #17: FOX. Broncos staggered, against the ropes, listless, punch-drunk. And the coaches are, are.........where are they?
END of Quarter. Bronco Offense= 11 yards. Greatest of all time

Replacing AYERS with WARE and BAILEY with

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