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  • I just ate a train piece by piece after derailing it with my penis

    April fools, biatches.

  • #2
    At first I was like



    Then I was like



    Now I'm like

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    • #3
      Viagra or Cialis ?

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      • #4
        This thread has potential

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        • #5
          Thread title is definitely of epic proportions.

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          • #6
            The world likes to think the dinosaurs were killed by a meteor impact. Not true. That was my penis dick smacking the world.

            Bee Tee Dubs, you are welcome, Mammals.

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            • #7
              The only train your gonna have is the one being run on you by your two roomates... Steve and Rick.

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              • #8
                Price Pfister has an injunction out on my ass. I can't use public urinals. Every time a smack my penis against the side to knock off the drips, I bust off chunks of enamel. It's a jungle out there, I tell ya.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dr. Broncenstein View Post
                  April fools, biatches.
                  You were not the first one to do this;

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by baja View Post
                    You were not the first one to do this;

                    I've never wanted to lay down in front of a train so badly in my life.

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                    • #11
                      RIP

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                      • #12
                        You guys are KILLING IT with these amazing April Fools jokes!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Dr. Broncenstein View Post
                          I've never wanted to lay down in front of a train so badly in my life.
                          Don't be to sure, actually she is gambling she has a "face that would stop a train".

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                          • #14
                            We should merge all these pathetic attempts at April Fools humor. This is getting crazy. Most are not even good. The Champ one was decent. The others all suck.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by baja View Post
                              Don't be to sure, actually she is gambling she has a "face that would stop a train".
                              I was thinking the same thing. Maybe she's butt freakin ugly from the front. I'd say odds are highly against this scenario, though.

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