I just ate a train piece by piece after derailing it with my penis

[Dr. Broncenstein]

April fools, biatches.

[Kaylore]

At first I was like



Then I was like



Now I'm like

[Quoydogs]

Viagra or Cialis ?

[The1percentKid]

This thread has potential

[underrated29]

Thread title is definitely of epic proportions.

[Archer81]

The world likes to think the dinosaurs were killed by a meteor impact. Not true. That was my penis dick smacking the world.

Bee Tee Dubs, you are welcome, Mammals.

[B-Large]

The only train your gonna have is the one being run on you by your two roomates... Steve and Rick.

[Rohirrim]

Price Pfister has an injunction out on my ass. I can't use public urinals. Every time a smack my penis against the side to knock off the drips, I bust off chunks of enamel. It's a jungle out there, I tell ya.

[baja]

April fools, biatches.

You were not the first one to do this;

[Dr. Broncenstein]

You were not the first one to do this;

I've never wanted to lay down in front of a train so badly in my life.

[bronco militia]

RIP

[StugotsIII]

You guys are KILLING IT with these amazing April Fools jokes!

[baja]

I've never wanted to lay down in front of a train so badly in my life.

Don't be to sure, actually she is gambling she has a "face that would stop a train".

[ZONA]

We should merge all these pathetic attempts at April Fools humor. This is getting crazy. Most are not even good. The Champ one was decent. The others all suck.

[Bronc0guy]

Don't be to sure, actually she is gambling she has a "face that would stop a train".

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe she's butt freakin ugly from the front. I'd say odds are highly against this scenario, though.