I know technically his birthday is tomorrow, but I think it's good to get a quick start so here goes my best attempt without using nekkid bimbos.
Happy Birthday to the sexiest Mormon on the Orangemane.
This year my faux hubby, I’ve decided to give you something a little different. No, not an orgy, that’s not different then every night.
I was inspired by a game called, Cards Against Humanity. If you don’t know it, it’s a very twisted adult game version of Mad Libs. A question/fill in the blank card (black card) is selected and then the people playing provide answers from the white cards that they have in their hands.
I picked a very special black card (hmm). Then I picked few of the white cards at random (and yes a poll will be posted..I do so love polls, but you know that don’t you?…sorry about the teeth by the way). The poll will have them all.
BUT I am hoping the shy people on the Mane will provide some of their answers or preferable pictures to represent the answers because as we know :worthless

Best wishes for your birthday my favorite faux Mormon husband.
Happy Birthday to the sexiest Mormon on the Orangemane.
This year my faux hubby, I’ve decided to give you something a little different. No, not an orgy, that’s not different then every night.
I was inspired by a game called, Cards Against Humanity. If you don’t know it, it’s a very twisted adult game version of Mad Libs. A question/fill in the blank card (black card) is selected and then the people playing provide answers from the white cards that they have in their hands.
I picked a very special black card (hmm). Then I picked few of the white cards at random (and yes a poll will be posted..I do so love polls, but you know that don’t you?…sorry about the teeth by the way). The poll will have them all.
BUT I am hoping the shy people on the Mane will provide some of their answers or preferable pictures to represent the answers because as we know :worthless

Best wishes for your birthday my favorite faux Mormon husband.
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