Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Happy Birthday Khan-Kaylore, Super Stud!

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Happy Birthday Khan-Kaylore, Super Stud!

    I know technically his birthday is tomorrow, but I think it's good to get a quick start so here goes my best attempt without using nekkid bimbos.

    Happy Birthday to the sexiest Mormon on the Orangemane.

    This year my faux hubby, I’ve decided to give you something a little different. No, not an orgy, that’s not different then every night.

    I was inspired by a game called, Cards Against Humanity. If you don’t know it, it’s a very twisted adult game version of Mad Libs. A question/fill in the blank card (black card) is selected and then the people playing provide answers from the white cards that they have in their hands.

    I picked a very special black card (hmm). Then I picked few of the white cards at random (and yes a poll will be posted..I do so love polls, but you know that don’t you?…sorry about the teeth by the way). The poll will have them all.

    BUT I am hoping the shy people on the Mane will provide some of their answers or preferable pictures to represent the answers because as we know :worthless


    Best wishes for your birthday my favorite faux Mormon husband.
    16
    Beating your wives
    6.25%
    1
    Nubile slave boys.
    6.25%
    1
    Ripping into a man’s chest and pulling out his still beating heart
    0.00%
    0
    Syphilitic insanity
    0.00%
    0
    Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
    18.75%
    3
    Brian Griese's fault
    18.75%
    3
    the Dave
    31.25%
    5
    Other – Please provide the other in your response or better yet a picture.
    18.75%
    3
    Last edited by Miss I.; 02-18-2014, 07:21 PM.

  • #2
    I was going to come up with my own answer to the poll question. But then I saw that Sudden Poop Explosion Disease (SuPED) was an option. Honestly, that's probably what I would have chosen, anyway.

    Happy birthday, Mormon. I won't judge you for your religious preference, because, well, that's not the way I roll. But I have to admit that I always thought the Mormons were an odd lot. Do you guys really believe your underwear is magic?

    You're good people, though. I hope your wives give you a special birthday! You deserve it!

    Comment


    • #3
      Never heard of the guy, but happy birthday I guess.

      Comment


      • #4
        This poll is EPIC Fail because it is not Multiple Choice.

        Good try but yours is not the Superior this time Miss I!



        Have a Happy Superior Birthday Kahn!

        Comment


        • #5
          He needs to schedule his vacation days so that they coincide with Broncos training camp.

          Comment


          • #6
            Happy Birthday, Khan!







            Last edited by SoCalBronco; 02-18-2014, 08:29 PM.

            Comment


            • #7
              Kahn is $$$ - Happy Birthday Big Dog!

              from one mormon to the next.

              Comment


              • #8
                Happy Birthday Khan!


                Comment


                • #9
                  Happy Birthday. Kick back, relax, and have a coke.

                  <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/trREedJMY0s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Happy Birthday, Kahn.

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Happy birthday!

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        HAPPY BIRTHDAY KHAN

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Thanks, friends! Everyone posting here is great. Really liked Miss I's poll. And SoCal's pictures were perhaps the best sequence in a birthday thread ever. If they had also featured Aaron Francisco, I may have crapped my pants.

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Most happiest of birthdays to you.

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              I would have thought Miss I. loved multiple options, when it comes to polls.

                              Happy birthday, Khan. I can't POSSIBLY top this thread. It's fantastic...

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X