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  • Well... talk about bad timing (or is it good?)

    Wife's water broke.

    3 hours before the game.

    ****.

    I refuse to miss this game.

  • #2
    Tell her to hold on!

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    • #3
      <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/uIbXvaE39wM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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      • #4
        Well, with that timing, congratulations on having a daughter. Because only a woman would do this to you.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by spdirty View Post
          Well, with that timing, congratulations on having a daughter. Because only a woman would do this to you.
          We wish it was a daughter, but we're pretty sure he's coming out with a dong.

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          • #6
            Labor and Delivery confirmed that they have a TV with AFN. The nurse was laughing so hard when I asked her.

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            • #7
              If the water broke you gotta go. Some things in life are even bigger than the SB. Hard to believe, but it's true.



              And fortunately, they invented cell phones.

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              • #8
                Bummer dude, hope we win for the baby.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ratboy View Post
                  Wife's water broke.

                  3 hours before the game.

                  ****.

                  I refuse to miss this game.
                  First off congrats! Didn't even know you had gotten married.

                  Second, tell her to hold it, keep the moaning down, and show her where the car keys are.




                  Kidding...... mostly.

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                  • #10
                    Peyton Manning Ratboy !!!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ratboy View Post
                      We wish it was a daughter, but we're pretty sure he's coming out with a dong.
                      That'll be good 16 years or so from now. That way you won't have to intimidate little dudes knocking on the door.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ratboy View Post
                        Labor and Delivery confirmed that they have a TV with AFN. The nurse was laughing so hard when I asked her.
                        Holy freaking ****, this is funny. Now, none of this silly natural childbirth ****. Get her an epidural so you can enjoy the game. STAT!

                        But you need to get going on this straight away. If you delay, you are screwed.

                        One last tip, check your room for good angles. As in find a mirror that you can then see the TV from. That way you show her you care buy turning your back on the Broncos and being there for her.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ratboy View Post
                          Wife's water broke.

                          3 hours before the game.

                          ****.

                          I refuse to miss this game.
                          Congrats Bro!!! My baby had a baby Thursday I'm a Grandpa!!!!!!!!!!!

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                          • #14
                            Just don't go

                            Games more important

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                            • #15
                              you sure she didn't just pour some water on the floor to mess with you?

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