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    Why stay at an overpriced hotel when yo could stay in a fully equipped apartment in nearby Bayonne, New Jersey for the week. Only 20 minutes from the stadium, the apartment is complete with a full kitchen, 1 bathroom, 5 bedrooms and can comfortably accommodate up to 10 people. Included in the package is pickup/drop off from the airport, as well as round trip transportation to and from the stadium. Transportation may also be used to go into New York City.

    If interested, please contact Dan at [email protected] to inquire more information about this excellent Super Bowl accommodation package.

    Last edited by Super Bowl Apartment; 01-27-2014, 02:15 PM.

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    Does it comes with hookers or is that extra?

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    • #3
      Hookers included

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      • #4
        are my kidneys going to be safe?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Super Bowl Apartment View Post
          Hookers included
          That's not a nice thing to say about your daughters!

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          • #6
            5 bedrooms, sleeps 10 and one bathroom? Where in the **** do I throw up when I am competing with 9 other drunks trying to upchuck or taking a shower washing away the other drunks throw up when they protrude it all over the place?

            Sounds like a great place. Myself and 9 buddies are very clean and respectable. We can pay once we arrive but prefer to give us a few days while we sell some weed and alcohol to underage kids.

            Also, does it come with a knock off Broncos jersey, a Broncos drum set and dick pills?

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            • #7
              We landed on the cheap Nikes!

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              • #8
                It’s a cult, A CULT!

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                • #9
                  Wish you put this out last week when everyone was planning a possible trip.

                  Good luck.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by broncocalijohn View Post
                    5 bedrooms, sleeps 10 and one bathroom? Where in the **** do I throw up when I am competing with 9 other drunks trying to upchuck or taking a shower washing away the other drunks throw up when they protrude it all over the place?

                    Sounds like a great place. Myself and 9 buddies are very clean and respectable. We can pay once we arrive but prefer to give us a few days while we sell some weed and alcohol to underage kids.

                    Also, does it come with a knock off Broncos jersey, a Broncos drum set and dick pills?
                    You really don't need more than one bathroom!

                    Signed,
                    Mike and Carol Brady

                    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/85jKDa2zpus" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by broncocalijohn View Post
                      Wish you put this out last week when everyone was planning a possible trip.

                      Good luck.
                      Why? I wouldn't be able to look forward to spooning with you on a cot at the YMCA men's shelter

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ak1971 View Post
                        Why? I wouldn't be able to look forward to spooning with you on a cot at the YMCA men's shelter
                        Oh, you are invited. I am going to Vegas now but always looking for that roomie before heading over to the SuperBowl party. Spooning optional.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by broncocalijohn View Post
                          Wish you put this out last week when everyone was planning a possible trip.

                          Good luck.

                          I've had it out. I just found out about this ridiculous site. Thanks for the humor, you can stay for free and are welcome to use the downstairs bathroom.

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                          • #14
                            Pics of the apartment?

                            Edited: Nevermind, disregard.



                            Pics of the Hookers? Do they come with blow, or do I have to provide my own?
                            Last edited by Powderaddict; 01-27-2014, 03:02 PM.

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                            • #15
                              Is there a basement, or crawlspace? Some of us take ambien.

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