Looking for 1 to join 3 Going to the Superbowl!

[joshjacobson]

2 of my friends and I are planning on buying Super Bowl tickets. We're interested in the upper level, cheapest ones that still have a good view (along sidelines, not corner or end zone).

These tend to range from $2400-$2900 a ticket. The thing is, there's much better tickets available if they're purchased in a group of 4 rather than 3.

Anyone (must be Broncos fan) interested in joining us as our 4th? We're all in our 20s and lots of fun.

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Sounds like a good way to wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney.

[DenverBound]

Or a gaping anus..

[DBruleU]

It puts the lotion on the skin.

[The1percentKid]

Chef can come along to cook up some anti Champ grub.

[broncosteven]

2 of my friends and I are planning on buying Super Bowl tickets. We're interested in the upper level, cheapest ones that still have a good view (along sidelines, not corner or end zone).

These tend to range from $2400-$2900 a ticket. The thing is, there's much better tickets available if they're purchased in a group of 4 rather than 3.

Anyone (must be Broncos fan) interested in joining us as our 4th? We're all in our 20s and lots of fun.

I am in my late 40's and zero fun, I have a disabled parking pass so if you want some great parking and possible upgrade to ambulatory seating I will only charge you kids enough to cover my round trip travel and hotel for the privilege of my company and said great parking and seating upgrades, I will even throw in fistfuls of goofballs for each day of our stay together! I am cheap, willing to fly business class and stay at a 3 star hotel. You might need to rent me a powered wheelchair or carry me around but I will upgrade your chances at getting laid because I will be complaining about my back and neck pain the entire time and bore chicks with the story about how I thought Manning should have retired because I also have nerve damage and know EVERYTHING about it. I will also rant about how I was right about the mCd era and quizz chicks on the flight crews of the Apollo missions upping your chances of getting laid exponentially.

I figure $2k should cover everything. Let me know where you want me to send my paypal address for payment.

[extralife]

sure let me cut a check for 4k to some guy on the internet with one post on a message board I check occasionally

[broncocalijohn]

Not sure if serious. OP shows first day here but no CAPS or bold lettering. I don't think message will get through to other Broncos fans. Good luck to you. If it wasn't in such a ****ty area, ****ty weather and expensive region, I would totally go with you guys...for $1500.

[TD4HOF]

Well, technically the MetLife place IS oceanfront property.

[Bronco Yoda]

I'll bite. Here's my CC # ****************.

[maher_tyler]

You lost me when nothing was in caps or bolded.

[Kaylore]

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[delany]

I'm not falling for the banana in the tailpipe again.

[cutthemdown]

Anyone who buys me a ticket to the Superbowl, pays my airfair, and gets me a hotel room can have my soul. It's not worth much though so I will throw in foot massage.

[SouthStndJunkie]

I am in my late 40's and zero fun, I have a disabled parking pass so if you want some great parking and possible upgrade to ambulatory seating I will only charge you kids enough to cover my round trip travel and hotel for the privilege of my company and said great parking and seating upgrades, I will even throw in fistfuls of goofballs for each day of our stay together! I am cheap, willing to fly business class and stay at a 3 star hotel. You might need to rent me a powered wheelchair or carry me around but I will upgrade your chances at getting laid because I will be complaining about my back and neck pain the entire time and bore chicks with the story about how I thought Manning should have retired because I also have nerve damage and know EVERYTHING about it. I will also rant about how I was right about the mCd era and quizz chicks on the flight crews of the Apollo missions upping your chances of getting laid exponentially.

I figure $2k should cover everything. Let me know where you want me to send my paypal address for payment.

You bring enough goofballs to my house and we'll watch it there and take so many we'll think we're at the game.

I'll even have my cute wife make a bunch of orange and blue confetti and make it rain down on us if Denver wins the game.

Then to celebrate, we'll get all hopped on more goofballs and make my wife drive us into Toledo so we can steal that 'Krantz Road' sign I've been telling you about.