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  • FAN: Ho-lee wicked pissah it's you!!!! !
    GOAT: Yah itz me.

    FAN: Yur my numbah one, Tawm.... yur my evree-ting!
    GOAT: Gawd, now wut? Kneel, stand, kneel, stand ... I dont gofer dat church sorta ting

    FAN: Sawree... Air uhh ... wut's the secret uv yuh wicked success?
    GOAT: Secret? Dah only one what can do what I do is me. Lot of people had to die for me to be me.

    FAN: Tawm ya gadda play past fawdy ... put payton innizz place
    GOAT: No prob-lum, its already taken care uv

    FAN: Bahhh bahhh Goat boy ... yur givvin me a hahd on
    GOAT: You sure it ain' just the smell of the bahn-yaad? As yooz-eyul?
    FAN: Jeezus Mary en jew-seph ... itz both.

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    • Actually, mocking a Boston accent is giving Pats fans too much credit. Most of them are just bandwagon hoppers.

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      • Originally posted by BroncoInferno View Post
        Actually, mocking a Boston accent is giving Pats fans too much credit. Most of them are just bandwagon hoppers.
        This. They had about 3 fans before 2001.

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        • Yep.

          We're the greatest fans in the world!

          (until Tommy retires)

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          • I hope Miller gets two sacks and a fumble recovery against Tahm, and Talib gets one interception. If Ward can do his thing on Grunt, my day would be complete. Those arrogant basturds are in line for a clock cleaning.....

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            • Twom Braduh is the best qwarterbach of awull tyme!





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              • Tahm Braidy is a tewel. Mah muddah trows a deepah bawl.

                I look lahk a Braidy nut huggah ta yous? Faggedaboutit! Braidys gay. Fagget da model chick. I know a princess wens I sees one.

                Now Balichak, dats a real man!
                Last edited by *WARHORSE*; 11-26-2015, 12:40 PM.

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                • we cheat
                  we lie
                  we murder
                  we patriots

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                  • "You are all just jealous of how we cheat and win"

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                    • Dem Donkhis gawt sum kinda spookular Dee, Call it Arng Crush. Lieka Sohda Pahp essuposta flood ya wih fear ar sum thin... whell Ahy gotz newz fah yuh. Tahme Tarrificscumin fer ya. en Ahy Dohnt meen inah gay sektual fashin. oh no. Ahym sayyin likah prehdadah a qwaddah inda waddah waytin tah pownce ohn daht whyld ahss wen iht cums fouhr ahdrink! ahw S***! Ahy dihtin meen daht inah gay sektual cent sither. Eye meen like ah Donkhisa whyld ahss, An Tahmieboy izgohna rape... Ahw F***! Wie yam Ahy eevin tryina ehksplane pigskihn science ta yahs Duhmahsis eniwei? Just No dah Pats ahrgonah bee ohn toppindah end. Gottamnit!! Ahym Stoppin cuz im messen nisup.... Buddah whilsay.. Go Pahts!!

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                      • LOOGIT AWL THESE FACKIN CAWKS TAWLKIN **** LAHK YOU DON'T KNOW THA GRATEST NFL TEAM OF AWL TAHHHM IS EN FAXBARAH! YOU SH!T SIPPAHS CAN'T SERIOUSLY THINK YOU'REAH GANNA BEAT THA GRATEST FACKIN QUAHHTAHBACK OF AHHHL TAAHHHHHM, ESPECIALLY WITH THAT FACKIN JUST-FACKIN-RELEASED GIRAFFE RUNNAN YAH TEAM!

                        /bench presses sister

                        //puts entire tin of Kodiak in jaw

                        LEMME TELL YOU SAHMTHAN ELSE, YOU CAWK GAWBLINS: BILL FACKIN' BELICHICK IS THAH GRATEST WHO EVAH LIVED. WE DON'T NEED TO CHEAT TO BEAT YAH, BUT WE DO BECAHS IT HOW YOU KNOW WE OWN THIS FACKIN LEAGUE.

                        ///date rapes cousin

                        YOU'REAH LUCKY THAT DANNY FACKIN AMANDOLAH IS OUT, SINCE HE'S THE FOOTBALL PEDROIA, BUT WE'VE STILL GAWT THE FOOTBALL LARRY BIRD, THE FOOTBALL BOBBY ORR, AND THE FOOTBALL RED AUERBACK.

                        NO ONE DENIES THIS.

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                        • Aaron Hernandez is not guiltah!

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                          • Jesus...this thread is making my eyes bleed.


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                            • One of duh best thread evah!

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                              • Everah team cheetz.







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