Post in this thread like a Patriots fan

[Br0nc0Buster]

lol coffee enemas are wicked pissah

[DAN_BRONCO_FAN]

ih puhrduct thah pahtriouhts will wihn 50-10 ih wouhd gihv uhp muh ahrse vahgurnity to tohm brahdah ahnd the hohle pahtrioht team.
i think a few of my brain cells just killed themselves while i did this

[broncocalijohn]

This has the same awesomeness as The thread of Jolana tweeting about history of the world and McDaniels trn' da tem apat!

[CHEF LUIGI]

this thread and the target materbating thread are hysterical, best of the year !
its like having a boston market in the target parkinglot outside boston.

[BroncoBuff]

D'ya's like apples?

Yeah?

Well the game's in Den-vah, how ya like dem apples?

[itswutz4dinna]

I betcha guys been readin' a lot of Guahdon Wood, huh? Yeah, you read yaw Guahdon Wood, and you regurgitate it from yaw textbook, and you think yaw wicked awesome, doin that, and how bout dem apples? And all that Guahdon Wood business

[D.B.]

This thed is so fauckin wicked pissa.

[Gutless Drunk]

[BroncoBeavis]

Oh fackin blunt is so ganna fackin rawk facking mannin's tripplenuttah peanuthed.

Sweep da fackin foahhead, dats how fackin Bellichak fackin swings it.

[lolcopter]

Peyton Manning is a good quarterback but he is ugly.

[BowlenBall]

Bahmp.

[spiralism]

Let me tell yah why we ahh nawt gonna lose today. First awf, they're fackin nobodies. I nevah heard of the Broncos til fackin Manning joined them, they ahh a nobody team. How many titles since 2001? Yeah that's right , and they think they're owwah rivals now in the AFC, they ahh nawt owwah rivals let me tell yah. The only team that's owwah rivals is the Yankees, they ahh always public enemy #1 for GRIT SAWKS NATION!

I couldn't name any playah on that team apahht from forehead, Benedict Ahnald (Looking at you Welkah you traitah) and that dahkie that rushed for a million yahds against us when we beat them in novembah. Yeah i said dahkie, what you gonna do about it? You all think it too, we in Bawston just say it, it makes us more real! Owwah team relies on good white guys like Tawmmy B, Amendolah and fackin Jules, it's why we're a fackin dynasty. You can't trust the dahkies, that's what i said to my fawtha after the superbowl in 2008! Fackin Randy Moss would wanna watch his step if he ever comes to my bahh let me tell ya.

Third, people think we ahh the underdawgs. Well GRIT SAWKS NATION is always used to being the little guy. Nobody believes us but down in the bahh (that's O'Reilly's bahh in Quinzee ya ****) me and the guys were saying that this team has the spirit of 2001 about them. Who the fack ahh Denvah anyways? I nevah even heard of the place! Wahlberg!

[BowlenBall]

C'mon Patriots Nation, feel the vibrations!

[boppool]

You losers betta catch everything my husband throws, or Ima go crazy bitch on your asses!

[Brohemoth]

TAHM FACKIN BRAYDEE IS THA BEST FACKIN QUAHTAHBACK EVAH! MANNING CAN'T HOLD HIS JAWK. AH'M A LAWNG SAFFRIN' PATS FAN AND IT KILLS ME TO HAVE NAWT WON ANYTHING SINCE FACKIN' THE ARLY TWO THAAHSANDS. JULIAN EDELMAN IS THA SECAHND CAHMIN OF FACKIN WELKAH, WHO I KNEW WAS A FACKIN TRAITAH SINCE HE GAWT HEAHHH. HE'S WARSE THAN JAHHNY FACKIN DAMON! EDELMAN IS THE FOOTBALL PADROIA! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

Janice from Friends, anyone?