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  • Originally posted by muninoel View Post
    So original pulling stuff off the Internet instead of coming up with your own material.
    Material? Is that what you call that?

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    • Originally posted by 24champ View Post
      Bin Ahfleck will be a guhreat Bahtmahn!
      I saw a trailer and thought, this is a joke, right?

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      • Trust me it's calld in denvah but not like Boastin our boiys will be fine out thera Go Paths

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        • Twammee "two yaaad slant" brady shuah staht four tha next 10 yearz.

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          • Originally posted by Rohirrim View Post
            I saw a trailer and thought, this is a joke, right?


            My wife saw the same trailer and said "Oh, is Ben Affleck on Saturday Night Live this week?"

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            • Originally posted by Rohirrim View Post
              I saw a trailer and thought, this is a joke, right?
              I'm extremely disappointed in the trailers, every time they tease a new trailer it actually looks a lot s*****ier than before.

              But I'm sure Pat fans will fap to the sight of Affleck in a nipple batsuit.

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              • I got one:

                "Should I watch Super Bowl 36, 38, 39, or 49 highlights?"

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                • Originally posted by A Defiant Goose View Post
                  I got one:

                  "Should I watch Super Bowl 36, 38, 39, or 49 highlights?"
                  Better highlights

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                  • Originally posted by TheReverend View Post
                    *creates account on Orangemane with username like "BroncosNo1Fan"*
                    kFc fan has one called Iluvbroncos.

                    I debated making an account on Chef Planet called "Clarks Wet Hunt"

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                    • Originally posted by A Defiant Goose View Post
                      I got one:

                      "Should I watch Super Bowl 36, 38, 39, or 49 highlights?"

                      You must like watching field goals.



                      <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/eawwO1moIIE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>




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                        • Ok there is no way our beloved patriots lose twice to the donkeys I mean we got hosed by the refs ( am I right ) plus we got Edelman and a healthy gronkster and of course tom (hallowed be your name) brady. I mean were unbeatable plus my uncle don is making his famous lobster imperial snack cakes, I swear I mean I SWEAR! these things are awesome! so awesome my aunt jean died after eating them! my mom says from pure bliss rip aunt jean love you! and we win every time he makes them.

                          Also my uncle don after the 2003 win vs the rams uncle don ran into tom brady and tom gave him the gum he was chewing! ( TO THIS DAY) my uncle don keeps the gum in glass case by his tv for luck on game day ( tom has a nice set of chompers might I add) It smells minty I am guessing Wrigley's spearmint. I swear the mojo from this gum has never let us down!

                          anyways our beloved patriots win 52-9 ! go patriots!!! love you aunt jean!

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                          • Originally posted by broncosteven View Post
                            kFc fan has one called Iluvbroncos.

                            I debated making an account on Chef Planet called "Clarks Wet Hunt"
                            I had a account on cheaps planet called dicks prostate ( the vermeil days) I didn't last very long

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                            • Originally posted by Old Coyote View Post
                              Dem Donkhis gawt sum kinda spookular Dee, Call it Arng Crush. Lieka Sohda Pahp essuposta flood ya wih fear ar sum thin... whell Ahy gotz newz fah yuh. Tahme Tarrificscumin fer ya. en Ahy Dohnt meen inah gay sektual fashin. oh no. Ahym sayyin likah prehdadah a qwaddah inda waddah waytin tah pownce ohn daht whyld ahss wen iht cums fouhr ahdrink! ahw S***! Ahy dihtin meen daht inah gay sektual cent sither. Eye meen like ah Donkhisa whyld ahss, An Tahmieboy izgohna rape... Ahw ****! Wie yam Ahy eevin tryina ehksplane pigskihn science ta yahs Duhmahsis eniwei? Just No dah Pats ahrgonah bee ohn toppindah end. Gottamnit!! Ahym Stoppin cuz im messen nisup.... Buddah whilsay.. Go Pahts!!
                              yep I peed a little...

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                              • Originally posted by broncosteven View Post
                                Sos we wah up 21-7 an I saz to mah crew lets gah dahn to mahsahz pahlah for a wickhed Awesome Rahb and Tahug and mah crew, old Lenny, Young Lenny, Smoaking Jeherry, and Fahts Slim all pile into tha Exploahar and paint sahm hand towels. Wehellz ahve courses old Lenny fails to tip his gurl so wheeze alls has to book it dawon the boulahvards beacahs the pimps be chazing ahafter us and wheeze ahalls gets back in the Exploahar onlyz to hehar dah shcor be 24s to 24s in OT!

                                Smoaking Jeherry liaghts up a but and saze Tommy wins the coin flipperoos! Weeze all look arounds and says "Tawmmys Got THIS!". Onlyz it comzes down to 3rd downs on Whicked Bad flahgs and soze Smoaking Jeherry lights another butt anz Weeze all look arounds and says "Tawmmys Got THIS!"

                                Young Lenny pahaks the Exploahar and weaze hear about some bull **** play stahpon our Pats on Thurd downs. Who the FAUCK IS VON MILLER ANYWHOOZ?

                                Smoaking Jeherry liaghts up a but and saze "WHILL-I-AM and FREAKING MAHARY PAHT'S GOHT THIS!". The next thingz mah crew saze is "WHO THE FAUCK IS CJ AHANDRSONZ?" "WHAT THE FAUCK!

                                Soz not only do wez lose to the Frahnt Runahnin Broncos but da pimp cahught up to uzzz and laidhd a licking on old Lenny, Smoaking Jeherry, and Fahts Slim. I leheft dehm losers ahfter hiding in a duhumpster allz nhights.

                                Mah old Lahady thenz proceedurahezzed to smhack the FAUCK out of meez....

                                FAUCKING BRONCOS!
                                Soahs turns out Smoaking Jeherry goahts hissevles pinched and spent a couhples whicked hard weeks in the Caahunty Coahrections for some Faugh-King buhlshaat ah about steahlin a couples cahases of Sahm Ahadams from the bahk of thaht whicked awesome Awesome Rahb and Tahug joint. Appahrantallys Smoaking Jeherry seeze that Scabby Sue's ghurls left the bhack dhoors opens whens they go fhar a smoke. Nows I wohuld like to point out the pharticuhlar facht that Scabby Sue actchutally has a guy in hers ehmploysmehts that Old Lenny mahy or mahy not have asked fors buhy dierehisrects requhest but I ahm dihsgressing heah.

                                Soahs Smoahking Jeherry gets pinched duh Tuhesdays after da Rureffs toahatallys sqreuuuzzed uhas outa dahs FAUCKing Bronchos Game. Dehn we looze to da FAUCK-in PHIHHEADLPHIAIA EAEEGLALLS!

                                WHAT THE FAUCK!

                                Smoaking Jeherry whas all lucky hehs didnhnt haves to wahcth that FAUCKing RHeffing johb. Allz dahy longs the Refs helhd up dose fhlags Ehvens when deher ares all sorts ha bhlochs in the Bahcks of Paats khicking teams. Dhey juhst lehts those phihhedelphia Peeedoahs ruhns all da wahys in fhor da schors! What the FAUCKS! FAUCK SAHKES! I ahasks Smoaking Jeherry if dey lehts him wahtch da gahme but he saahs he dohesnts wahnts to tahalks about his time in the penn. Old Lenny sahz he probhablly whas bitng hiz pillohs but, welhss, whaht happens in the pehn sahys in da pehn!

                                Soaze Tohmmy ralhys da troops an wheez goes on an EHPIC Whin-ing streahks foha da Ahges! Onhlesys tooes have hit alls come crahshing downs by FAUCKING REHFs vehrsez da FAUCKING JEHTS!

                                Nows Iz cahnts rehemebhers loozing to da FAUCKING JETS! hIt juhst dohasnt hahhpen! Whants to knohs whahat elets dohasnt hahhpen?!! LOHSING to DA FAUCKING PFHINS! Wheez whOwn dose klohawns.

                                Soaze ahnnny wayz I waas suhapossa pihck up Smoahking Jeherry whooze goaht himmselves a ghood Llhawyer whooze ghets Smoahking Jeherry houts on parholles buht whodent yous knows hit buhts I paaked da Exploahar illegalhels lihkes in Haavad Yaaad nn hits ghot taaowhd.

                                Soaze da toe yaard guhys allz like "Get in line sir" ahnnn "Where is your drivers license?" soahs we whents fohr drinks ann tah waatch DA PATS beheat down sohms teahm weeze neevha rehember haaeeran befaar. Soham teahm nammaa Kansas Cicity Cheefs.

                                Soaze Ihmm in da Baah acraass fharm da toe yaard widt Fats Slim and Young Lehnny at dis swehll joint gehtting uzzz sahm behaers, weeze aall wohndhering if Old Lennys' baahk at Scabby's Sues joint buht weeze don't wahants to bring attehentions to da fahact that Young Lenny's dad (Old Lehneeys) phrabahbly geetting ah Awesome Rahb and Tahug frahm a guhy.

                                Soaze Fats orhards uhs ah rounhnd an wehe haav a WICKED AWESOME PAHRTY wahatching Tommy DesTRoyzes deeze Bahgs ave Douches al on da nahionalls TEVEES!

                                Soaze weeze end up ghetting Smoaking Jeherry a biht on da laate sidz, turns out weeze get ta Caahunty Coahrections and Mah old Lahady had sprung Smoaking Jeherry pikin em up in har Exploahar.

                                Soaze i git homes wheerz Smoaking Jeherry lights up a butt in mah yaad and sazz "Go Pats!" onlyz to allz a suddenz like to haav mah whive proceedurahezzed to smhack the FAUCK out of meez....

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