Post in this thread like a Patriots fan

[Kaylore]

I'll start:

Julian Edelman is the best receiver in the NFL. The Broncos don't have one receiver that can match up to him in anyway. Welkah is a Benedict Ahnahld.

[Punisher]

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[TheElusiveKyleOrton]

TAHM FACKIN BRAYDEE IS THA BEST FACKIN QUAHTAHBACK EVAH! MANNING CAN'T HOLD HIS JAWK. AH'M A LAWNG SAFFRIN' PATS FAN AND IT KILLS ME TO HAVE NAWT WON ANYTHING SINCE FACKIN' THE ARLY TWO THAAHSANDS. JULIAN EDELMAN IS THA SECAHND CAHMIN OF FACKIN WELKAH, WHO I KNEW WAS A FACKIN TRAITAH SINCE HE GAWT HEAHHH. HE'S WARSE THAN JAHHNY FACKIN DAMON! EDELMAN IS THE FOOTBALL PADROIA! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

[JLesSPE]

TAHM FACKIN BRAYDEE IS THA BEST FACKIN QUAHTAHBACK EVAH! MANNING CAN'T HOLD HIS JAWK. AH'M A LAWNG SAFFRIN' PATS FAN AND IT KILLS ME TO HAVE NAWT WON ANYTHING SINCE FACKIN' THE ARLY TWO THAAHSANDS. JULIAN EDELMAN IS THA SECAHND CAHMIN OF FACKIN WELKAH, WHO I KNEW WAS A FACKIN TRAITAH SINCE HE GAWT HEAHHH. HE'S WARSE THAN JAHHNY FACKIN DAMON! EDELMAN IS THE FOOTBALL PADROIA! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

I read this and then punched myself in the face.

[Punisher]

BHOSTHIN!

[Powderaddict]

McDaniels has moah rings den Elwah!

GAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Punisher]

McDaniels has moah rings den Elwah!

GAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Rabb]

Had a fackin lahckdown yesterday and missed my fackin yahd tahm. Though ahd spend mah 5 minutes of computah tahm today and say TAHM FACKIN BRADY!

See you boys in 10 to 15!

[Kaylore]

Stephen Gostkowski is twice the kicka Vinatieri evah was! Who is Matt Pratah? I could ****in kick 64 yahds at Mile High! Gostkowski is the best evah! Vinatieri is a Benedict Ahnahld.

[Punisher]

Stephen Gostkowski is twice the kicka Vinatieri evah was! Who is Matt Pratah? I could ****in kick 64 yahds at Mile High! Gostkowski is the best evah! Vinatieri is a Benedict Ahnahld.

What? My unlcce Matty kick a bheer bottle chlear crhoss Newbury Street hes the best kicka evah

[Tailgater]

Geez! Go and ruin this site for me!

This is why I never, ever go to a Pats site. I like to discuss things, not join a circle jerk.

[Powderaddict]

I gotta go to Bahstahn Mahket!

[CHEF LUIGI]

TAHM FACKIN BRAYDEE IS THA BEST FACKIN QUAHTAHBACK EVAH! MANNING CAN'T HOLD HIS JAWK. AH'M A LAWNG SAFFRIN' PATS FAN AND IT KILLS ME TO HAVE NAWT WON ANYTHING SINCE FACKIN' THE ARLY TWO THAAHSANDS. JULIAN EDELMAN IS THA SECAHND CAHMIN OF FACKIN WELKAH, WHO I KNEW WAS A FACKIN TRAITAH SINCE HE GAWT HEAHHH. HE'S WARSE THAN JAHHNY FACKIN DAMON! EDELMAN IS THE FOOTBALL PADROIA! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

well done!

[SonOfLe-loLang]

Dan Koppen is a Benedict Ahnahld.
Marquise Cole is a Benedict Ahnahld.
Benedict Ahnahld is a Benedict Ahnahld.

[WolfpackGuy]

Aaron Hernandez is innocent!