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    "Okay now, tell me about the weed shops in Denver."





    "So what do you want to know?"





    "Well, weed is legal there, right?"





    "Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places."





    "Those are weed shops?"





    "Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a weed shop, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, which doesn't really matter 'cause – get a load of this – if the cops stop you, it's illegal for them to search you. Searching you is a right that the cops in Denver don't have."





    "That did it, man – I'm ****in' goin', that's all there is to it."





    "You'll dig it the most."





  • #2
    hahaha, you must REALLY be bored.

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    • #3
      Are these supposed to be funny?

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      • #4
        Dude, get a life already

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        • #5
          Royale w/cheese

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          • #6
            don't sweat the hate...for true pulp fans like myself...these are good stuff...

            you know what they put on weed in Colorado??...mayonnaise

            I seen em do it man...they drown in that ****...

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            • #7
              I'm down with it

              Haters gonna hate, and they'll go out of their way to **** in your thread that they supposedly hate, all ironical and ****

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              • #8
                you can get your weed here daddy-o

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                • #9
                  I found the post entertaining

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                  • #10
                    I guess you have to like Pulp Fiction to really like these posts. I like to see how many pictures it takes for me to figure out which scene it is. It took me until the 4th one on this thread to figure it out. I guess I'm getting better, because it took me until the 5th one to get it on the one about the pot belly.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Jason in LA View Post
                      I guess you have to like Pulp Fiction to really like these posts. I like to see how many pictures it takes for me to figure out which scene it is. It took me until the 4th one on this thread to figure it out. I guess I'm getting better, because it took me until the 5th one to get it on the one about the pot belly.
                      Yeah, I totally missed the Pulp Fiction theme until someone said it. I thought WTF with both threads. But now in that light, entertaining.

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                      • #12
                        This was hilarious

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by GameChanger View Post
                          This was hilarious
                          ...said nobody.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Kaylore View Post
                            ...said nobody.
                            or said actual people in the very thread hmmmmmmmmmm

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by fankadeo View Post
                              or said actual people in the very thread hmmmmmmmmmm
                              said nobody

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