
"Okay now, tell me about the weed shops in Denver."

"So what do you want to know?"

"Well, weed is legal there, right?"

"Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places."

"Those are weed shops?"

"Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a weed shop, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, which doesn't really matter 'cause – get a load of this – if the cops stop you, it's illegal for them to search you. Searching you is a right that the cops in Denver don't have."

"That did it, man – I'm ****in' goin', that's all there is to it."

"You'll dig it the most."

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