WHAT IF THE NFL LOGOS WERE HIPSTERS?
Yup, it’s that time again.
Time to take the excellent logos that designers slaved over and tear them a new one. Time to take those sweet perfect icons of million dollar teams and contort them for the sake of a bad joke. Time to destroy what we love. It’s time to redesign the logos once again.
I teased twitter yesterday with an image of the Patriots logo as a Hipster. Well, that’s my goal this time. To take the logos and bring them back underground, before they were cool. I live in Portland, the Hipster Mecca (although Colorado/Washington legalizing weed has changed that) and I could use an outlet to stick it to the weirdos I deal with day in and day out. The logos are organized by division, in case one of them stumps you.
Boston? Feh. I’m from Foxboro. You’ve probably never been there, it’s way out of the way in the middle of the woods. Only the right people get invited.
Yeah, I know you like that other New York Team. The Big Blue whatevers, but we’re totally the cool ones, ya know. We were kissing reporters before it was cool.
Yeah, I used to go to the super bowl a lot, back when it was interesting. It sold out, man, I’m not going back.
Land is too mainstream
I only drink this during parties man, you have any idea how good this beer is? Of course you don’t. Go watch Blue Velvet and tell me this isn’t the best beer ever
So what if I don’t wear actual vintage shoes? What of it? Real vintage falls apart and I want to be comfortable while I disappoint my parents.
I used to live in Baltimore, back before it went all “The Wire”. I heard the meth was better in Indy so I hitched a ride one night. You should have seen how mad my friends were.
Nobody roots for us, and that’s just the way I like it. No crowds, only raw football. Plus, I totally know Chad Henne, he can hook us up, know what I’m saying
I’ve gone to the playoffs these past few years, but if you ask me man it’s gotten too big for itself. Too much glitz, all the celebrities got involved and pushed out all the smaller acts. Screw that.
I cannot believe plaid went out of style, it’s like a bunch of morons run the planet or something. It’s like they hired some beautiful man to create a new fabric, then fired him after just one year. What’s wrong with this story, man?
Yup, it’s that time again.
Time to take the excellent logos that designers slaved over and tear them a new one. Time to take those sweet perfect icons of million dollar teams and contort them for the sake of a bad joke. Time to destroy what we love. It’s time to redesign the logos once again.
I teased twitter yesterday with an image of the Patriots logo as a Hipster. Well, that’s my goal this time. To take the logos and bring them back underground, before they were cool. I live in Portland, the Hipster Mecca (although Colorado/Washington legalizing weed has changed that) and I could use an outlet to stick it to the weirdos I deal with day in and day out. The logos are organized by division, in case one of them stumps you.










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