Von Miller wishes he had a pot.

[BowlenBall]

I was looking at myself in the mirror.



Uh-huh?



I wish I had a pot.



You were lookin' at yourself in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?



A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.



Well you should be happy, 'cause you have one.



Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.



I didn't know there was such a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.



The difference is huge.



Would you like it if I have a pot belly?

[BowlenBall]

No. Pot bellies make a coach look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a linebacker, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.



You think Elway would find that attractive?



I don't give a damn what Elway finds attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

[Smiling Assassin27]

damn, who's that dude wearing the 58 jersey, Levon Kirkland?

[Pick Six]

Bored?

[crush17]

If you had a pot belly I would punch you in it... tee hee

[BowlenBall]

If you had a pot belly I would punch you in it... tee hee

I'd smother you. I'd drop it right on your face 'til you couldn't breathe.

[Sly_Eli]

[TD4HOF]

Don't forget my father's watch!

[bronco militia]

congrats on your food baby, Von

[ColoradoDarin]

Early running for thread of the year.

[crush17]

I'll be back faster than you can say blueberry pie...

[Smilin Assassin]

Wow.

Expect these threads to get bumped when Von's back making plays. I'm sure a lot of the same bashers will be praising him for 'getting back in shape.'

If you'd bother to watch his actual play during the short time he was back, you'd see he was our best run defender and still got pressure on the QB. The numbers don't echo that, but missing most of the season might have something to do w/it....ya think?

I'm convinced the added weight was intentional. Most players lose at least 10 pds by season's end, and it makes sense he didn't want to get worn down when he needed it most. Having played in only 8 games, the weight wasn't going to come off.

[huh??]

Rep for bastardized Pulp Fiction reference/quotes.

[TonyR]

I wish we had Von this week, pot and all. And I wish Von still wore his glasses.

[Houshyamama]

Rep for bastardized Pulp Fiction reference/quotes.

I didn't realize it was Pulp Fiction until at least half way through. Well done OP.