
I was looking at myself in the mirror.

Uh-huh?

I wish I had a pot.

You were lookin' at yourself in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?

A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.

Well you should be happy, 'cause you have one.

Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.
I didn't know there was such a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.

The difference is huge.

Would you like it if I have a pot belly?
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