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  • #16
    even if Wolfe is healthy enough to play, how effective will he be?

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    • #17
      Shannon claims he knows, but won't tell -

      <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Yes but not my place to tell. &quot;<a href="https://twitter.com/broncomilitia">@broncomilitia</a>: <a href="https://twitter.com/ShannonSharpe">@ShannonSharpe</a> Do you have any idea whats up with Derek Wolfe?&quot;</p>&mdash; shannon sharpe (@ShannonSharpe) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShannonSharpe/statuses/421780615231713280">January 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Gutless Drunk View Post
        Shannon claims he knows, but won't tell -

        <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Yes but not my place to tell. &quot;<a href="https://twitter.com/broncomilitia">@broncomilitia</a>: <a href="https://twitter.com/ShannonSharpe">@ShannonSharpe</a> Do you have any idea whats up with Derek Wolfe?&quot;</p>&mdash; shannon sharpe (@ShannonSharpe) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShannonSharpe/statuses/421780615231713280">January 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
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        lol, well thats a good sign. Why won;'t the Broncos just IR him so they can sign someone else.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by SonOfLe-loLang View Post
          lol, well thats a good sign. Why won;'t the Broncos just IR him so they can sign someone else.
          Sign who??

          They signed Mincey to rotate with Ayers and Jackson. That's pretty much all they could do.

          At this point, no DE coming off the streets is gonna be able to get up to speed with the scheme by the time we play NE... and it really wouldn't be all that helpful for the SB either imo

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          • #20
            Originally posted by crush17 View Post
            Sign who??

            They signed Mincey to rotate with Ayers and Jackson. That's pretty much all they could do.

            At this point, no DE coming off the streets is gonna be able to get up to speed with the scheme by the time we play NE... and it really wouldn't be all that helpful for the SB either imo
            What's better....someone who is injured and definitely wont play or....someone who can play?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by SonOfLe-loLang View Post
              What's better....someone who is injured and definitely wont play or....someone who can play?
              Then I would say move John Youboty up from the PS.

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              • #22
                Sort of the Tracy Porter thing all over as best as I can tell. Porter bounced back health wise this year, so hoping the best for Wolfe next year.

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                • #23
                  Just so long as no Bronco beat writer reports Wolfe was smiling after the game there will be a chance he comes back.

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                  • #24
                    STD?

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                    • #25
                      You guys act like you don't know what makes him "Awoo!", but deep down you know it is true. . .

                      _ _ _ _.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Gutless Drunk View Post
                        Shannon claims he knows, but won't tell -

                        <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Yes but not my place to tell. &quot;<a href="https://twitter.com/broncomilitia">@broncomilitia</a>: <a href="https://twitter.com/ShannonSharpe">@ShannonSharpe</a> Do you have any idea whats up with Derek Wolfe?&quot;</p>&mdash; shannon sharpe (@ShannonSharpe) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShannonSharpe/statuses/421780615231713280">January 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
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                        If Sharpe even told us, would we be able to understand what he said?

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                        • #27
                          The candy that will make you say 'OH MY GOD...MY BOWELS....MY FREAKING BOWELS!!!"

                          Go here, then read the "customer review" section. Brutal.

                          http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000EV...1_1&precache=1

                          A sample review:

                          Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

                          First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

                          BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

                          Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

                          But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

                          AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

                          I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.

                          I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.

                          Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.

                          Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.

                          If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks.

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                          • #28
                            There will be a full moon on the eve of the AFCCG. Wolfe will return to prime playing form instantaneously (whilst sprouting freakishly thick hair on his forearms). He'll concuss Brady on the Pats' first offensive drive and knock the future hall of famer out of the game. Broncos will roll 37-13.

                            But seriously, I still think he's contracted AIDS.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by bpc View Post
                              I thought I heard that he had lost a bunch of weight too.

                              Denver just needs to put him on IR and put this to bed. Our DE needs are critical going into the offseason. Decker & Beadles money will be thrown at Michael Johnson, DE for the Bengals.
                              There are 4-5 DE in FA that can help us IMO. Middle linebacker could be tougher as even in the draft its a weak yr for them from what i have researched. I think you can almost always find some athletes at safety in the draft or some decent rent a vets in FA.

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                              • #30
                                FWIW

                                <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Never. Nor should they. &quot;<a href="https://twitter.com/randerson1184">@randerson1184</a>: <a href="https://twitter.com/ShannonSharpe">@ShannonSharpe</a> When will the Denver Broncos explain what&#39;s going ... <a href="http://t.co/Rt6IuevFtw">http://t.co/Rt6IuevFtw</a></p>&mdash; shannon sharpe (@ShannonSharpe) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShannonSharpe/statuses/423160864808501248">January 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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