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    TMZ
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    Well, it's confirmed -- Jay Cutler sucks.

    ... this according to his wife Kristin Cavallari who says the ex-NFL quarterback helped to unclog her milk ducts by "sucking harder than he’s ever sucked."




  • #2
    Figures

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    • #3
      I fail to see the issue. Wouldn't any man volunteer to unclog their wife's milk ducts?

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      • #4
        Wow, TMI lol.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by IndelibleScribe View Post
          I fail to see the issue. Wouldn't any man volunteer to unclog their wife's milk ducts?
          Isnt that the point of breast pumps? Unless you have a titty milk fetish. NTTIAWWT.

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          • #6
            Jaysus Christ. If warm human milk tastes anything like formula smells that’s ****ing disgusting.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by M-G View Post
              Jaysus Christ. If warm human milk tastes anything like formula smells that’s ****ing disgusting.
              It depends on the diet of the lady...
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              but mostly it's kinda sweet once it is flowing.

              This however is not milk..... this is the first stuff that's called colostrum. It is kinda waxy and can taste like armpit. It has to get sucked out to start the flow... (They are now saying that babies should get all of the colostrum as it is made to help turn on the babies immune system and it also has hormones in it that help the baby too)

              I was a virile coyote and I know lots about boobs.

              Knowing all I know now if I were asked.... I would have told Emotep to have his baby work on the boobs along with a breast pump. Babies need that stuff.



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              • #8
                Thats true love there.

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                • #9
                  Cool story hansel

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Archer81 View Post

                    Isnt that the point of breast pumps? Unless you have a titty milk fetish. NTTIAWWT.
                    Is that any worse than putting your mouth on a vagina?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by IndelibleScribe View Post

                      Is that any worse than putting your mouth on a vagina?
                      I suppose timing is the most important factor there. Or liking vaginas in the first place.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Archer81 View Post

                        I suppose timing is the most important factor there. Or liking vaginas in the first place.
                        Everyone loves vaginas. Who doesn't love vaginas?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by IndelibleScribe View Post

                          Everyone loves vaginas. Who doesn't love vaginas?
                          Depends on how you mean love. Like...self love, like it's part of a womans body and they love their form kind of love. Or lesbians and straight dudes kind of love. That leaves billions of people who do not love the vagina. Or vaginas in general.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Archer81 View Post

                            Depends on how you mean love. Like...self love, like it's part of a womans body and they love their form kind of love. Or lesbians and straight dudes kind of love. That leaves billions of people who do not love the vagina. Or vaginas in general.
                            Everyone loves vaginas.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by IndelibleScribe View Post

                              Everyone loves vaginas.
                              Everyone enters this world from one....(or by C-section)

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