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  • Two Years Ago Today - The Darkest Passage In Broncos History Was Closed

    Happy Anniversary, Josh McDaniels!


    DECEMBER 5, 2012 BY MAGIC SAM

    Yes, you mindless sack, it’s your anniversary. Welcome to it. We’ve got some cupcakes over there, some champagne to celebrate. You don’t get to have any, because you are a f'ing failure. A failure as a head coach, a failure as a person. You’re a f'ing doucheburger.

    It was two years ago today that you were kicked to the f'ing curb. Following the trading of a franchise quarterback, a franchise receiver, a very popular and allegedly hard-working scrappy runner, you replaced all of them with players who were not better, not close to better, in fact much worse. Then, in a move that will be remembered as the final nail in your coffin, you managed to completely **** the bed by taping a 49ers practice in London, kicking off a scandal that embarrassed the team, its owner, and its fans.
    Nevermind that the team was a consistent threat to win the division every year prior to your arrival. Nevermind that the worst season in the last three decades came on your watch.

    John Elway had to save us yet again from a fate worse than death when he sat in the EVP chair and started making decisions — good decisions — which positively affected the franchise after essentially weathering the storm you brought down upon it.

    “Sure,” you say, “but did Elway draft Tim Tebow and Knowshon Moreno and trade a first for Alphonso Smith and give up a fourth for a blocking tight end who was rated as a 7th round prospect?” No, you twat, and that’s exactly the point.

    Two years ago, the healing began.

    Thank you, John Elway.

    In the comments: Where were you the day Kennedy was shot McDaniels was fired?

    Today’s a day for much celebration, and not just for ****canning a terrible coach. No, December 5 has historical significance, for on this day in 1933, Prohibition ended.
    See? Good day.


    http://dailydickpunch.com/2012/12/05...osh-mcdaniels/


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    FEH
    Last edited by Bronco Rob; 12-05-2012, 01:46 PM.

  • #2
    Yep.

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    • #3
      [Insert obligatory pic of him smirking as he drives away in his Range Rover here]

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      • #4
        Mmn. I think the darkest chapter was probably back in the 60s when the team was the doormat of the AFL and nearly got sold and moved.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Old Dude View Post
          Mmn. I think the darkest chapter was probably back in the 60s when the team was the doormat of the AFL and nearly got sold and moved.
          damn, you are old....

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          • #6
            Here's to embarrassing him by kicking his game plan back to the drawing board while molesting Brady until he cries if and when we play them.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Old Dude View Post
              Mmn. I think the darkest chapter was probably back in the 60s when the team was the doormat of the AFL and nearly got sold and moved.
              yep, but in the recent past (last 20 years or so) this is one of the lowest points of this franchise.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by TheElusiveKyleOrton View Post
                Well we know how he fills.

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                • #9
                  Speaking of the devil...

                  http://www.itsalloverfatman.com/bron...josh-mcdaniels

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                  • #10
                    Thanks for foisting him on us, old man. You're a real piece of work.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by TonyR View Post
                      /facepalm

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by TonyR View Post
                        Ted is getting roasted in the comments section....and rightfully so

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                        • #13
                          I thought it was the 6th? He was fired on a Monday two years ago and that was the 6th. But no problem, it can call for a 2 day celebration.

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                          • #14
                            IAOFM is basically saying McD would be a good HC if someone else got McD the players, namely Mike Lombardi. I really don't like Lombardi, from what I've seen of him on NFLN he's pretty underwhelming in his football opinions. I'm not sure if this is an accurate reflection of his ability to be a legitimate NFL GM but if I'm the Browns, there's no way I'd hire him to be the GM. Couple Lombardi as the GM with McD as the Browns new HC and the Cleveland fans would be rioting in the streets IMHO.

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                            • #15
                              It started downhill from the random firing of Mike Leach.

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