The Chiefs suck

[Kaylore]

That's right. The KC Chiefs suck. Your QB is garbage. Your "Mastermind" GM is a paranoid legend in his own mind who tries to teach people literally using pieces of garbage as props. Your coach is a fat, incomprehensible jabba-the-hutt of football without the savvy or killer instinct.

I have never seen, on TV or otherwise, the Chiefs <s>win</s> be competitive in a playoff game. I didn't watch the game from 93.

In conclusion, the Chiefs suck.

Thank you for your time.

[jhns]

Water is wet.

[Rabb]

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

[Lycan]

[Lev Vyvanse]

[Rohirrim]

Do you have a blog?

[JLesSPE]

I'll drink to that

[Rohirrim]

And your new unis look like ****.


It's as if Nike took one look at those unis and said, "Chiefs suck! Let's not even waste time on this ****."

[Kaylore]

I hate that they have all their players in pseudo-turtlenecks in their team photos. Is it a football team or a bunch of pansy beatniks?



"Hi! We're all huge nerds!"

[Lycan]

I hate that they have all their players in turtlenecks in their team photos. Is it a football team or a bunch of pansy beatniks?

[Bronco Rob]

Here are some fun facts:

Going back to 1976, the Denver Broncos have had an equal number of Superbowl appearances as losing seasons (6). Over that same time span, The Kansas City Chiefs has had more losing seasons (18) than playoff appearances (11).

Since the Kansas City Chiefs last playoff win, every single AFC West team other than Kansas City has been to at least one Super Bowl, one of which won it twice.

[Bronco Rob]

• Broncos Last Playoff Win • 2012
• Chargers Last Playoff Win • 2008
• Raiders Last Playoff Win • 2002
• Chiefs Last Playoff Win • 1993

[Kaylore]

Longest running playoff victory droughts.

Cincinnati Bengals 1990 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 21
Detroit Lions 1991 NFC Divisional Playoffs* 20
Kansas City Chiefs 1993 AFC Divisional Playoffs 18
Cleveland Browns 1994 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 17**
Buffalo Bills 1995 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 16
Miami Dolphins 2000 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 11

**The Browns didn't exist for several years.

When you consider the Bengals had a good team in the 80's even appearing in a Superbowl, It basically means the sorriest franchises are the Chiefs and the Lions.

[hookemhess]

[Lycan]

Also, I've heard they spend a lot of time looking at this picture.




Not that there is anything wrong with that.