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    Coulter: Any growing interest in soccer a sign of nation's moral decay

    If more "Americans" are watching soccer today, it's only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law. I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time.

    • Liberal moms like soccer because it's a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys. No serious sport is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level.

    • Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it's European. Naturally, the metric system emerged from the French Revolution, during the brief intervals when they weren't committing mass murder by guillotine.

    Liberals get angry and tell us that the metric system is more "rational" than the measurements everyone understands. This is ridiculous. An inch is the width of a man's thumb, a foot the length of his foot, a yard the length of his belt. That's easy to visualize. How do you visualize 147.2 centimeters?

    I don't know about the whole liberal rant but I do agree with Ann ****er on this one. Soccer does suck.

    To read all of Ann ****er's article:

  • #2
    I'd forgotten all about that dude.


    • #3
      I tried to read one of Anne Coulter's books.

      I made it through one page -- before collapsing in laughter. I threw the book in the corner.



      • #4
        Only on Faux news do they have dipshets like this.


        • #5
          coulter is a parody of herself. just a head shakin parody.


          • #6
            Ann Coulter is a slicker Stephen Colbert.

            That is to say, she's not actually an Arch-conservative at all. She doesn't believe the crap she says. She's playing a role.

            A role that has paid quite handsomely over the years.

            The difference between her and Colbert is she's a better (method) actor. She's never been caught cracking herself up with the ludicrous, outrageous thought that just popped into her head - one second before she blurts it out.

            Colbert cracks himself up all the time.

            Ann - never been caught.

            And gotta hand it to her, there's a certain low-brow genius to it.


            • #7
              I think she's got some freaky Opus Dei thing going, like this guy: