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  • THINGS TO DO IN SEATTLE AS A TOURIST

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    Take a stroll through the gloom and fog and rain!

    Drink starbucks coffee and pretend it's the greatest coffee in the world so you're willing to take a loan out to pay for it!

    Go see the house from Wargames where Matthew Broderick started WW3!

    Visit Seattle's pro sports championship trophies (crickets!)

    Take a dip in Puget Sound and catch pneumonia and die!

    If you like rain.. this is like going to the Playboy Mansion if you like hot models!

    Ask directions to the White House since you're in Washington! (I wonder how many dumbass patriots fans have done this?)

    Wake up on the wrong side of Vancouver without your passprt and ID to get back into America! (how many Patriots fans have done this)

    Pretend your team has a chance of winning next Sunday! ahem coughSEACHICKENFANScoughLosersCOUGH!

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    Originally posted by theknowitall View Post
    [B][LIST=1]

    Take a stroll through the gloom and fog and rain!

    Drink starbucks coffee and pretend it's the greatest coffee in the world so you're willing to take a loan out to pay for it!

    Go see the house from Wargames where Matthew Broderick started WW3!

    Visit Seattle's pro sports championship trophies (crickets!)

    Take a dip in Puget Sound and catch pneumonia and die!

    If you like rain.. this is like going to the Playboy Mansion if you like hot models!

    Ask directions to the White House since you're in Washington! (I wonder how many dumbass patriots fans have done this?)

    Wake up on the wrong side of Vancouver without your passprt and ID to get back into America! (how many Patriots fans have done this)

    Pretend your team has a chance of winning next Sunday! ahem coughSEACHICKENFANScoughLosersCOUGH!
    Wow, just WOW. Some of the worst comedy I've run across in ages. Maybe you should find that short bridge and take a long walk into the sound.

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    • #3
      Jesus Christ. Stop posting. Please.

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      • #4
        If I'm honest, Russell Wilson can run the 40 faster than Manning.

        And that's all that matters, right?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Powderaddict View Post
          If I'm honest, Russell Wilson can run the 40 faster than Manning.

          And that's all that matters, right?
          Yeah, we are screwed.

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          • #6
            Manning is a hall of fame QB. Wilson may be good but he still has a lot to learn. He could still be a bust who had 2 good seasons.. who knows!

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            • #7
              Today's forecast in Seattle: RAIN. FOG. GLOOM. PANIC.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by theknowitall View Post
                Pretend your team has a chance of winning next Sunday! ahem coughSEACHICKENFANScoughLosersCOUGH!
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                • #9
                  What rock did the OP crawl out from under?

                  Is he Clam Chowder or one of those kFc trolls who made mass accounts back in October?

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                  • #10
                    Things to do in Seattle: Place the business end of a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Worked before.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by OBF1 View Post
                      Things to do in Seattle: Place the business end of a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Worked before.
                      Wonder what Seattle's Suicide Prevention Hotline is.. it will come in handy on Feb 3 when Seattle wakes up to a gloomy rain filled day after the big loss!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by theknowitall View Post
                        [B][LIST=1]

                        Take a stroll through the gloom and fog and rain!

                        Drink starbucks coffee and pretend it's the greatest coffee in the world so you're willing to take a loan out to pay for it!

                        Go see the house from Wargames where Matthew Broderick started WW3!

                        Visit Seattle's pro sports championship trophies (crickets!)

                        Take a dip in Puget Sound and catch pneumonia and die!

                        If you like rain.. this is like going to the Playboy Mansion if you like hot models!

                        Ask directions to the White House since you're in Washington! (I wonder how many dumbass patriots fans have done this?)

                        Wake up on the wrong side of Vancouver without your passprt and ID to get back into America! (how many Patriots fans have done this)

                        Pretend your team has a chance of winning next Sunday! ahem coughSEACHICKENFANScoughLosersCOUGH!
                        lmao! See you had a hard time marking this text in bold, like all the other ones you post.

                        P.S. Did not read post.

                        Edit: wow, we have had a lot of trolls lately.

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                        • #13
                          had to make it so the degenerates in seattle could understand it..

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                          • #14
                            Last edited by Kaylore; 01-22-2014, 03:23 PM.

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                            • #15
                              Once it has turned to city smack, you know it's gotten lame.

                              No knock on Seattle, but this is a game that Denver should win. Have no idea why so many fans are spazzing out about it.

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