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  • ghwk
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    Originally posted by baja View Post
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    Is the light on or off?
    Good point. And is she staying or leaving afterwards so I do or do not have to bear witness to my mistake?

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  • BFDD
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    http://www.wsmv.com/story/26171369/f...oversial-video
    FRANKLIN, TN (WSMV) -
    A Franklin city leader is stirring up talk with a video on YouTube.

    "It's what you need to know about how to deal with women and how to analyze the situation that you may be in or want to be in," said Franklin Alderman Dana McLendon on the video.

    McLendon is an alderman in Franklin and an attorney specializing in criminal and family law.

    The video, posted to YouTube just 10 days ago, has already tallied more than 600,000 views.

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  • baja
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    Originally posted by ZONA View Post
    That chart is useless with out showing the body too. I would gladly take a 6 or 7 in the face if she had a 9 or 10 body. On the other hand, if she's a 2 or 3 in the body, I don't care if she looked like Raquel Welch, not happening.

    So, that leads us men to find a new matrix that works for you. Just how far down the face scale are you willing to go if the body scale is a 9 or 10. And just how far down the body scale are you willing to go if the face is a 9 or 10. We're assuming she has an awesome personality either way. This is so that girls don't think we're shallow.



    Is the light on or off?

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  • Old Dude
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    Originally posted by ZONA View Post
    So, that leads us men to find a new matrix that works for you. Just how far down the face scale are you willing to go if the body scale is a 9 or 10. And just how far down the body scale are you willing to go if the face is a 9 or 10. We're assuming she has an awesome personality either way. This is so that girls don't think we're shallow.
    Depends. What's my blood alcohol level at the time in question?

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  • baja
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    Never trust a Mexican dentist with a machete.

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  • ZONA
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    Originally posted by mwill07 View Post
    I've come to the conclusion that the difference between a 5 and an 8 is about $5k. As in, get a make-over, get your teeth done, hire a personal trainer, get a decent wardrobe, eat right, and that's it. Of course, it takes a little more than that - great attitude, willingness to not indulge in self-destructive activities (i.e. smoking, drugs, twinkies, etc), but these things are all free. Also, smiling seems to add a point, IMO.

    Basically, most women has the potential to be at least an 8. If they are lower than that, it's generally a direct result of life choices they have made.
    I'm guessing you are thinking they got their teeth done in Mexico because that alone here in the US is going to eat up that $5K.

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  • mwill07
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    I've come to the conclusion that the difference between a 5 and an 8 is about $5k. As in, get a make-over, get your teeth done, hire a personal trainer, get a decent wardrobe, eat right, and that's it. Of course, it takes a little more than that - great attitude, willingness to not indulge in self-destructive activities (i.e. smoking, drugs, twinkies, etc), but these things are all free. Also, smiling seems to add a point, IMO.

    Basically, most women has the potential to be at least an 8. If they are lower than that, it's generally a direct result of life choices they have made.

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  • ZONA
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    Originally posted by Quoydogs View Post
    Originally posted by ZONA View Post
    Many many years ago I worked in an insurance office. There were several cuties that worked there but the woman that always had the guys talking at the water cooler was the butter face that was stacked with a killer ass. Her face was truly nothing to appreciate but she must have been in the F range and you could tell they were natural, there had to have been at least 6 inches of pressed cleavage while still having plenty of extra sticking out past the ribs on the side. Had a thin athletic body with a nice round firm ass to go with it.
    Dear penthouse.
    You must have been one of those guys that actually read the articles? Ok. And fix your quote dude, it's broken.

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  • Quoydogs
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    Originally posted by ZONA View Post
    Many many years ago I worked in an insurance office. There were several cuties that worked there but the woman that always had the guys talking at the water cooler was the butter face that was stacked with a killer ass. Her face was truly nothing to appreciate but she must have been in the F range and you could tell they were natural, there had to have been at least 6 inches of pressed cleavage while still having plenty of extra sticking out past the ribs on the side. Had a thin athletic body with a nice round firm ass to go with it.
    Dear penthouse.

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  • ZONA
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    Originally posted by Jason in LA View Post
    Pretty much. lol



    I totally agree, the body matters. Think about those chicks when you were younger, who were hot and slim, and then when they hit their late 20s to 30s, they start chunking up. They slide right down the scale simply from gaining weight.

    Chicks who are butter faces get a lot of play. A lot of them get a lot of action because they have great bodies. Those chicks tend to show off the bodies a lot more because they have to. On the flip side, I couldn't be with a woman with a pretty face but a body that I didn't like.
    Oh indeed my friend. It really is true, a woman with a killer body can more then make up for points lost on the face. She can have awesome long sexy hair, she can dress to impress. She's the chic that gets to wear those WOW clothes that really grab your attention. If you think about it, the body makes up roughly 80% of the person while the head is only 20%, hahahaha. How can you simply ignore the 80%.

    And you're right about the butter faces. Many many years ago I worked in an insurance office. There were several cuties that worked there but the woman that always had the guys talking at the water cooler was the butter face that was stacked with a killer ass. Her face was truly nothing to appreciate but she must have been in the F range and you could tell they were natural, there had to have been at least 6 inches of pressed cleavage while still having plenty of extra sticking out past the ribs on the side. Had a thin athletic body with a nice round firm ass to go with it all.

    That reminds me, didn't we have a killer Butter face thread a few years ago?

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  • ghwk
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    So I just joined a Yoga studio after I saw that, but I imagine geographic location probably has a lot to do with whether or not you feel like you got your money's worth....

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  • Jason in LA
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    This video has gone viral. It's all over my facebook newsfeed.

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  • Johnykbr
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    Originally posted by Vegas_Bronco View Post
    Tranny zone cracked me up...I've never seen an 8-10 tranny...Adams Apple can't be a ten, man hands no ten, and man body...yuck. Let's get real, those above eight and below four are hot religious women raised in all men households. Now that is a prized situation.
    Then don't go to the Philippines because you will make a terrible mistake.

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  • Jason in LA
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    Originally posted by ZONA View Post
    I think that probably originated from some ugly ass dudes who were jealous they didn't have a hot wife.
    Pretty much. lol

    Originally posted by ZONA View Post
    That chart is useless with out showing the body too. I would gladly take a 6 or 7 in the face if she had a 9 or 10 body. On the other hand, if she's a 2 or 3 in the body, I don't care if she looked like Raquel Welch, not happening.

    So, that leads us men to find a new matrix that works for you. Just how far down the face scale are you willing to go if the body scale is a 9 or 10. And just how far down the body scale are you willing to go if the face is a 9 or 10. We're assuming she has an awesome personality either way. This is so that girls don't think we're shallow.
    I totally agree, the body matters. Think about those chicks when you were younger, who were hot and slim, and then when they hit their late 20s to 30s, they start chunking up. They slide right down the scale simply from gaining weight.

    Chicks who are butter faces get a lot of play. A lot of them get a lot of action because they have great bodies. Those chicks tend to show off the bodies a lot more because they have to. On the flip side, I couldn't be with a woman with a pretty face but a body that I didn't like.

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  • Meck77
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    He forgot the Yoga Zone! Chances are they are in the Hot Zone and will stay there. Meanwhile working their minds keeping them out of crazy zone! It's a win win IMO. I played in the crazy zone and it was fun but the yoga zone is where it's at!

    Check this out. Yoga Girl!


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    Last edited by Meck77; 07-29-2014, 12:38 PM.

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