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  • #31
    Originally posted by spdirty View Post
    Danger zone sucks. But every chick I've shown this video to thinks they're a unicorn. I have to remind them that unicorns don't exist and they're probably a dude.
    That's because women don't think they're crazy, even though they are. Women create drama. And get a group of women together and they'll start tearing each other's eyes out.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Kaylore View Post
      That's because women don't think they're crazy, even though they are. Women create drama. And get a group of women together and they'll start tearing each other's eyes out.
      Pro tip: Don't ever tell a woman she's crazy, or she'll get on the crazy train and take you straight to crazy town.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by gyldenlove View Post
        I guess most guys will jump and hump anything that moves and quite a few things that don't.

        A guy can be hot and crazy...but be a lousy lay. It doesnt correlate.


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        • #34
          Originally posted by Ragnar View Post
          Pro tip: Don't ever tell a woman she's crazy, or she'll get on the crazy train and take you straight to crazy town.
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          • #35
            This is brilliant. But, there is the old saying "ugly wife, happy life"

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            • #36
              Being married to Crazy has its trade offs.

              Benefits
              1) Rompage in the bedroom always involves one of, or a combination of all of said things. Porn, toys, screaming, and pain.
              2) Intense love. The highs are super high.
              3) The ability to let loose and live life.
              4) Chick who is super f'n hot (I out kicked my coverage)

              Negatives
              1) She is f'n crazy man!
              2) She is f'n crazy man?
              3) She is super f'n pregnant crazy man!
              4) You just had a kid with crazy, are you f'n stupid!
              5) You will go to jail at least once in your life if you are married to crazy.

              While I like Dana (The dude in the video), I love my danger zone f'n crazy wife. She is smokin hot, a pornstar in bed, she intensely loves the ever living hell out of me, and she gets me to stop and smell the roses.

              She isn't a unicorn as displayed by Dana's matrix, but she is my unicorn. Oh, and she loves beer as much as I do, so she gets bonus points.

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              • #37
                Seems unfair to relegate all redheads to "Danger Zone".

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Kevin8Nine View Post
                  This is brilliant. But, there is the old saying "ugly wife, happy life"
                  I think that probably originated from some ugly ass dudes who were jealous they didn't have a hot wife.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Archer81 View Post
                    A guy can be hot and crazy...but be a lousy lay. It doesnt correlate.


                    It never correlates, people just trick themselves into believing it does. Fear and fun are not the same, although sometimes it can be hard to distinguish.

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                    • #40
                      I just want to say my booty call fell through and i would **** any girl right now cause i'm totally blasted. like i would **** ANY GIRL.

                      Okay u can't be fat.

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                      • #41
                        Only a fool eliminates a women as a sex partner solely because she is big bodied..

                        I've been with my share of 9s & 10s and a few was like poking a pound of warm liver. On the other hand I have been with bigger women and it was a rocket ship to heaven.

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                        • #42
                          Since we are talking about the hot/crazy matrix, we also need some baseline discussion on hot. I think we all understand crazy.

                          Any thoughts on the following chart? I wouldn't advise looking at the 3 and unders too long, you'll get nightmares...

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                          • #43
                            That chart is appalling. I fear for the future of the human race.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by delany View Post
                              That chart is appalling. I fear for the future of the human race.

                              i wasn't going to say anything but i don't see anyone oner a 7 on that chart.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by delany View Post
                                That chart is appalling. I fear for the future of the human race.
                                I agree. There's no way that blonde with the bangs is a 9.

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