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Old 09-08-2011, 12:18 PM   #1
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Old 09-08-2011, 12:20 PM   #2
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Bailey eh?
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wouldnt be surprised to see Mays be captain a few times this year
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Orton could not lead meth addicts to free rock night in San Bernardino.
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Old 09-08-2011, 12:40 PM   #5
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Stats show that in Tebow's three starts, he had an average of 3 excited hops up and down while yelling per game, while Orton couldn't even be counted on for one each game. Facts prove Tebow should be team captain, and the only reason he isn't is either because the players are hateful atheists, because they don't know how to evaluate leadership, or because of the structure of Tebow's contract.
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Congrats to Kupe. He played through the injuries last year and his first year of marriage.
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Congrats to Kupe. He played through the injuries last year and his first year of marriage.
That one is the worst too. I hear he and Kaylore fought like cats and dogs.
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Old 09-08-2011, 12:49 PM   #8
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That one is the worst too. I hear he and Kaylore fought like cats and dogs.
It's because Khan put on weight after the honeymoon
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Just seems like yesterday when Kupe and Kaylore got married
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Where does kyle ortons ass end and your nose begin Serious
Statement of fact. Sorry if you can't handle it, but his teammates, who select the captains, selected him as captain.

You should definitely whine and b**** some more though. Very becoming, and VERY adult.
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Old 09-08-2011, 01:28 PM   #14
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Stats show that in Tebow's three starts, he had an average of 3 excited hops up and down while yelling per game, while Orton couldn't even be counted on for one each game. Facts prove Tebow should be team captain, and the only reason he isn't is either because the players are hateful atheists, because they don't know how to evaluate leadership, or because of the structure of Tebow's contract.
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I was WAYYYYYYYYY too close to pissing myself after reading this.
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Statement of fact. Sorry if you can't handle it, but his teammates, who select the captains, selected him as captain.

You should definitely whine and b**** some more though. Very becoming, and VERY adult.
Look girlfriend, If asking where ortons a-hole ends and your nose begins is whining or b****ing, you better buy a new copy of websters dictionary because you have no grasp of the english language.

It was an honest question due to your constant ass kissing of the very AVERAGE kyle orton who has a win/loss record of 11-17 in 2 years with Denver.
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Look girlfriend, If asking where ortons a-hole ends and your nose begins is whining or b****ing, you better buy a new copy of websters dictionary because you have no grasp of the english language.

It was an honest question due to your constant ass kissing of the very AVERAGE kyle orton who has a win/loss record of 11-17 in 2 years with Denver.
And I'll explain to you once more, you illiterate child, that stating the FACT that his teammates selected him as captain isn't kissing his ass at all.

Now, are you going to be smart enough to get it this time, or should I beat your stupid ass over the head with it some more?
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And I'll explain to you once more, you illiterate child, that stating the FACT that his teammates selected him as captain isn't kissing his ass at all.

Now, are you going to be smart enough to get it this time, or should I beat your stupid ass over the head with it some more?
TEKO calling someone else a child, hilarious.
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Stats show that in Tebow's three starts, he had an average of 3 excited hops up and down while yelling per game, while Orton couldn't even be counted on for one each game. Facts prove Tebow should be team captain, and the only reason he isn't is either because the players are hateful atheists, because they don't know how to evaluate leadership, or because of the structure of Tebow's contract.
Well, then it should be real easy for you to find a new team with all the hatred going on in the lockerroom. Let me know how common it is for a backup QB to be captain.
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Old 09-08-2011, 03:58 PM   #24
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I am not sure if ou can ever beat the post that You have sex with Chris Kuper's Mom, but this ranks right up there. Zingers!

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