Let's get those 2011 predictions in

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Put your big Bronco balls on the block, b****es.

We'll bump this thread in December for some laughs.

Chiefs Schedule

Bills @ Chiefs W
Chiefs @ Lions W
Chiefs @ SD L
Vikings @ Chiefs W
Chiefs @ Colts L
BYE
Chiefs @ Raiders L
SD @ Chiefs W
Dolphins @ Chiefs W
Donkeys @ Chiefs W
Chiefs @ Patriots L
Steelers @ Chiefs W
Chiefs @ Bears L
Chiefs @ Jets W
Packers @ Chiefs L
Raiders @ Chiefs W
Chiefs @ Donkeys W

10-6

NORMALLY I would not pick KC to sweep Denver, but playing the Donks in the last week of the year, when we will be pushing for the playoffs and you guys will be completely unfocused, is a huge advantage.


Chargers Schedule

Vikings @ SD W
SD @ Patriots L
Chiefs @ SD W
Dolphins @ SD W
SD @ Donkeys W
BYE
SD @ Jets L
SD @ Chiefs L
Packers @ SD L
Raiders @ SD W
SD @ Bears L
Donkeys @ SD W
SD @ Jaguars W
Bills @ SD W
Ravens @ SD W
SD @ Lions W
SD @ Raiders W

11-5

Normally I wouldn't give SD a fast start but that opening schedule is cheesecake. The Chiefs will have to hope a bad team from outside the division can beat the Chargers because I don't see them losing to Denver or Oakland. Maybe the Ravens can do it.


Donkeys Schedule

Raiders @ Donkeys W
Bengals @ Donkeys W
Donkeys @ Titans L
Donkeys @ Packers L
SD @ Donkeys L
BYE
Donkeys @ Dolphins L
Lions @ Donkeys W
Donkeys @ Raiders L
Donkeys @ Chiefs L
Jets @ Donkeys L
Donkeys @ SD L
Donkeys @ Vikings L
Bears @ Donkeys L
Patriots @ Donkeys L
Donkeys @ Bills W
Chiefs @ Donkeys L

4-12

The Broncos are truly awful and should not be favored in a road game all year. 4-12 is going to be sweet, sweet schadenfreude as all the Broncos homers on here realize just what deep **** their team is in. Sweep, baby, sweep. The best part will be watching all of you pounding your chests after a 2-0 start, only to see you humbled in a matter of a scant few weeks. Prepare to fall deep into the abyss, Donks.


Raiders Schedule

Raiders @ Donkeys L
Raiders @ Bills W
Jets @ Raiders L
Patriots @ Raiders L
Raiders @ Texans W
Browns @ Raiders W
Chiefs @ Raiders W
BYE
Donkeys @ Raiders W
Raiders @ SD L
Raiders @ Vikings L
Bears @ Raiders L
Raiders @ Dolphins L
Raiders @ Packers L
Lions @ Raiders W
Raiders @ Chiefs L
SD @ Raiders L

6-10

A hot 5-3 start is going to have these jackasses crowing. Five losses in a row is going to send them straight back into hell. Nice try, Oakland, but no QB and no receivers means no playoffs. 1-7 down the stretch will be almost as fun to watch as the Broncos' utter collapse into ruin.

Chiefs will have to hope for a wild card or to pick up a W against a tough team on the road and rely on tiebreakers.

Chargers 11-5
Chiefs 10-6
Raiders 6-10
Broncos 4-12

[mwill07]

So i took my wife and daughters to the beach today. They were having some sort of surfing championship...it was pretty cool. Lots of folks out, but not all that crowded, considering Labor Day and all. It was a little overcast, but it didn't rain, which was nice. This was probably the first time that my oldest (4) wasn't petrified by the waves...she had a great time playing in the surf.

[Kaylore]

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[Bronx33]

[CBF1]

I predict this will not change in 2011 or 2012...............

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[Bob's your Information Minister]

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That's quality.

[Gort]

it's getting to be that time of year again... chilly in the morning and chilly in the evening. the sun rises and falls at a more oblique angle to North America, so the shadows seem longer and the days a bit cooler.

just around the corner? Halloween and then Thanksgiving.

[That One Guy]

Originally Posted by WhoIsJohnGalt

it's getting to be that time of year again... chilly in the morning and chilly in the evening. the sun rises and falls at a more oblique angle to North America, so the shadows seem longer and the days a bit cooler.

just around the corner? Halloween and then Thanksgiving.

It's amazing to think it's getting to be fall already. I haven't felt a chill in the air in quite some time and I kinda miss it.

[Old Dude]

I predict that Bob will start at least 150 threads this season. Double that if the Chiefs win more than 8 games.

[Swedish Extrovert]

Guys, permission to post an ungodly-large photo in this thread to make it crash when someone tries to open it

[vonqkilla]

Went to casa bonita last night, food was not good, but it wasnt as bad as matt and trey from southpark made it out to be.

[Swedish Extrovert]

Originally Posted by vonqkilla

Went to casa bonita last night, food was not good, but it wasnt as bad as matt and trey from southpark made it out to be.

I swear, that cheese they use on their enchiladas is freaking velveeta.

[Gort]

Originally Posted by That One Guy

It's amazing to think it's getting to be fall already. I haven't felt a chill in the air in quite some time and I kinda miss it.

where i am in Colorado, it's 67 degrees outside right now. it was mid-40's this morning and it'll be mid-40's tonight. there is only one way to describe it... football weather!

[Mecklomaniac]

Originally Posted by Mightysmurf

I swear, that cheese they use on their enchiladas is freaking velveeta.

I think you are right, but after a few cervezas I can't stop putting the flag up for more..

[baja]

Originally Posted by Mightysmurf

Guys, permission to post an ungodly-large photo in this thread to make it crash when someone tries to open it

There is nothing wrong with this thread. It's a lot better than most of his threads.

[PRBronco]

I predict Bob's mom invents a time machine to go back in time and have an abortion.

[CBF1]

SoCal is ready and waiting for a chill in the air, too damn hot here.

PS: That picture of the pumpkin pie looked excellent.

[oubronco]

There's no way the Queefs beat the Lions, Vikings, Steelers, or the Jets


You FAIL

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Originally Posted by oubronco

There's no way the Queefs beat the Lions, Vikings, Steelers, or the Jets


You FAIL

You realize, of course, that the Lions and Vikings are terrible?

The Chiefs can beat ANYONE at Arrowhead and they proved it 2 years ago when they beat Pittsburgh.

[Gort]

Originally Posted by oubronco

There's no way the Queefs beat the Lions, Vikings, Steelers, or the Jets


You FAIL

rule #1 on Bob's threads: ignore Bob
rule #2 on Bob's threads: there is no rule #2

this thread is not about Bob. it's an open thread to post anything you want.

[vonqkilla]

The diving at casa bonita was cool, the girl diver was uh impressive.

[That One Guy]

Originally Posted by WhoIsJohnGalt

where i am in Colorado, it's 67 degrees outside right now. it was mid-40's this morning and it'll be mid-40's tonight. there is only one way to describe it... football weather!

I've always had that this time of year so it makes me sad. The flipside being since it is still 90, all the ladies on campus are still trying to one-up each other on revealing clothing worn without displaying nipples. It's a tradeoff, for sure.

[HAT]

Broncos 11
Chargers 9
Raiders 5
Chiefs 3

[That One Guy]

So I was driving home the other day trying to figure out how gravity works and why I don't fly off the planet. I thought I'd come to some awesome discovery when it hit me that I was being held down by the weight of the atmosphere on the my shoulders. I'm more dense than air so I sink beneath it but then it holds me to the surface. It all made sense finally. Then I realized that the only reason I sink below the less dense atmosphere is because of gravity and I got pissed off.

[Gort]

Originally Posted by That One Guy

I've always had that this time of year so it makes me sad. The flipside being since it is still 90, all the ladies on campus are still trying to one-up each other on revealing clothing worn without displaying nipples. It's a tradeoff, for sure.

we didn't have that luxury back in my days in college. however, dry campuses and fraternity houses didn't exist back in my day either.