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Old 08-13-2011, 01:19 PM   #1
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Default Matt Prater likes: sluts, bumper cars, La Quinta, nailing FG's

Love this article. I wanna party with our drunk idiot kicker

http://m.deadspin.com/5830581/bronco...-a-hotel-lobby
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:25 PM   #2
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:27 PM   #3
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:28 PM   #4
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He found a La Quinta but couldn't find a stick of gum?

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He's clearly not posting that link as "breaking news".
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Love this article. I wanna party with our drunk idiot kicker

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hey Matt, was it worth it brother?
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:33 PM   #7
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Picking up strippers at Shotgun Willies and hit and run at the La Quinta after? Who hasn't done that?
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:34 PM   #8
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He's clearly not posting that link as "breaking news".
Correct. Just want to take a moment to celebrate our kickers ability to multitask
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My favorite part of the whole thing is that she had no idea who he was... stupid kickers.
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My favorite part of the whole thing is that she had no idea who he was... stupid kickers.

She knew no stripper just goes to a hotel with just anybody unless she is being paid.
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:59 PM   #11
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She knew no stripper just goes to a hotel with just anybody unless she is being paid.
Not true......It's not that hard if you know what you are doing.
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Well, at least he didn't pull the, "Do you know who I am" routine. Still, it's probably not one of his prouder moments.
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Not true......It's not that hard if you know what you are doing.


OOOOOOOr have money or you're bronco player and please PM the the instructions on how to nail em ( my efforts have failed thus far)
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OOOOOOOr have money or you're bronco player and please PM the the instructions on how to nail em ( my efforts have failed thus far)
I just tell them I'm the place kicker for the Broncos.

But really, it's about investing time more than money. And believe it or not, once you've cracked one it gets even easier. Strippers gossip like none other. There's more cliques in a dressing room than a high school campus....A) You've proven yourself to be "safe". B) A lot of these chicks can't stand each other and will hook up with you just to piss off someone else.

So I've heard anyway.
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He found a La Quinta but couldn't find a stick of gum?
Any cop will tell you gum doesn't do **** to cover up alcohol.
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I just wasn't sure if you saw that one as you could have just linked this n there. No biggie on my end more threads to laugh at him in.
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How about mints and the AC?
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I just tell them I'm the place kicker for the Broncos.

But really, it's about investing time more than money. And believe it or not, once you've cracked one it gets even easier. Strippers gossip like none other. There's more cliques in a dressing room than a high school campus....A) You've proven yourself to be "safe". B) A lot of these chicks can't stand each other and will hook up with you just to piss off someone else.

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Who doesn't like booze women and partying? Good for u Matt helping support single moms.
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Picking up strippers at Shotgun Willies and hit and run at the La Quinta after? Who hasn't done that?
With his money, it should have been Diamond Cabaret and the Hyatt.
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I just wasn't sure if you saw that one as you could have just linked this n there. No biggie on my end more threads to celebrate him in.
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