One for the road: Cutler dumps Fiancee - The Orange Mane

Inkana7 · 07-24-2011, 07:19 PM

Heh. What a douche.

http://deadspin.com/5824263/damn-it-...ed-his-fiancee

ColoradoDarin · 07-24-2011, 07:25 PM

It's because he found out that she doesn't have a penis.

BroncoMatt · 07-24-2011, 07:30 PM

One more thing he couldn't close

SoCalBronco · 07-24-2011, 07:33 PM

If he doesn't feel comfortable marrying her, then that's what you do.

ColoradoDarin · 07-24-2011, 07:37 PM

I heard that she dumped him, he said he was a "9" but was only a "6"...

Taco John · 07-24-2011, 07:38 PM

What is this? People Magazine? Who cares what Cutler does with his dating life?

Lev Vyvanse · 07-24-2011, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCalBronco

If he doesn't feel comfortable marrying her, then that's what you do.

No it's not. You don't propose in the first place.

Shananahan · 07-24-2011, 07:39 PM

For what it's worth, what little I have seen and read of that girl makes her sound like somebody I would definitely not want to be marrying and tying my money to. It would probably be great to go to bed with her every night, but a starting NFL quarterback shouldn't have a hard time finding that sort of thing. Why by the cow if yadda yadda yadda?

SoCalBronco · 07-24-2011, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lev Vyvanse

No it's not. You don't propose in the first place.

Perhaps he felt differently back then, but as he got to know her more, he felt it would not work out. Feelings sometimes change over time.

SouthStndJunkie · 07-24-2011, 07:41 PM

There ya go Mightysmurf, lady #5.

Don't look at her as Cutler's sloppy seconds....she was simply fumbled and lost.

ColoradoDarin · 07-24-2011, 07:41 PM

Maybe he confused her with that Sarah Marshall girl? That's a different girl, right?

ColoradoDarin · 07-24-2011, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John

What is this? People Magazine? Who cares what Cutler does with his dating life?

I'm just hoping that it turns into a 23 page Cutler/Shanahan/McDaniels thread! We haven't argued that in a good month or so....

Man-Goblin · 07-24-2011, 07:46 PM

Maybe she tried to trade him for Matt Cassel.

Maybe one night at dinner she asked, "so why do you throw so many interceptions?"

Maybe her constantly bringing up that her plastic surgeon says "they really can do WONDERS with chins these days" got to him.

Maybe she looked just a little too much like Wilfred Grimley, and it freaked him out.

Maybe she's just not his favorite person right now.

sirhcyennek81 · 07-24-2011, 07:49 PM

I think it was over when she realized her children would not have chins.

Oh well.

schaaf · 07-24-2011, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Man-Goblin

Maybe she tried to trade him for Matt Cassel.

Maybe one night at dinner she asked, "so why do you throw so many interceptions?"

Maybe her constantly bringing up that her plastic surgeon says "they really can do WONDERS with chins these days" got to him.

Maybe she looked just a little too much like Wilfred Grimley, and it freaked him out.

Maybe she's just not his favorite person right now.

Impressive sir!

Orange&BlueMohawk · 07-24-2011, 08:20 PM

Maybe he didn't want to admit that he couldn't walk down the aisle after the ceremony because he "tore" his MCL

UberBroncoMan · 07-24-2011, 08:34 PM

To be fair...she was a ****ing reality TV show star. Typically not the height of humanity.

Still, don't know much about her and he's a douche.

Ratboy · 07-24-2011, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lev Vyvanse

No it's not. You don't propose in the first place.

Things change from the proposal to the marriage.

You call it off any time you do not feel it is right.

db56 · 07-24-2011, 08:45 PM

As much as I think Cutler is a puke and I'm happy is a Bear, I cant kill him on this one...

CBF1 · 07-24-2011, 08:46 PM

Cutler is going to elope with Shannahan... Heard it on the metro link

colorado jones · 07-24-2011, 08:49 PM

People Magazine? That leftist piece if garbage.
Just kidding of course but we should probably make this thread political too. Every other thread on the main page is.

Thank you God football is around the corner.

baja · 07-24-2011, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inkana7

Heh. What a douche.

http://deadspin.com/5824263/damn-it-...ed-his-fiancee

Damn! This Cutler kid has a huge ego (all you need do is catch his act for 5 minutes) hell it's almost a big as rev's.

broncocalijohn · 07-24-2011, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John

What is this? People Magazine? Who cares what Cutler does with his dating life?

Yet threads about The ****tyness of the USA from some guy that ran off to Mexico is perfectly fine with you. At least it is about a football player and that player used to be a Bronco.
The reason why she left him was probably because of the Member's Only jacket that Cutler loved to wear.

Jesterhole · 07-24-2011, 09:02 PM

If I was rich, young, good looking, and a famous athlete, I sure as F&#$ wouldn't commit to a single chick either. He has plenty of time in life...hell, he can always marry some mid-20's something.

broncosteven · 07-24-2011, 09:12 PM

She obviously slept with Hillis after he banged mCd's wife. D

h!

07-24-2011, 07:19 PM	#1
Inkana7 Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,232 Adopt-a-Bronco: Derek Wolfe	One for the road: Cutler dumps Fiancee Heh. What a douche. http://deadspin.com/5824263/damn-it-...ed-his-fiancee

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SouthStndJunkie Ring of Famer Shannon Says: Listen to The Junkman Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,350	There ya go Mightysmurf, lady #5. Don't look at her as Cutler's sloppy seconds....she was simply fumbled and lost. Last edited by SouthStndJunkie; 07-24-2011 at 07:45 PM..

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Man-Goblin Giving You The Business Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Huntersville, NC Posts: 5,601 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	Maybe she tried to trade him for Matt Cassel. Maybe one night at dinner she asked, "so why do you throw so many interceptions?" Maybe her constantly bringing up that her plastic surgeon says "they really can do WONDERS with chins these days" got to him. Maybe she looked just a little too much like Wilfred Grimley, and it freaked him out. Maybe she's just not his favorite person right now. Last edited by Man-Goblin; 07-24-2011 at 07:49 PM..

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broncosteven The Kranz Dictum MWA: Flight Director Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tranquility Base Posts: 29,314 Adopt-a-Bronco: MONEYBALL #38	She obviously slept with Hillis after he banged mCd's wife. Dh!

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07-24-2011, 07:25 PM	#2
ColoradoDarin Ring of Famer AFCW Champs! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: St Augustine, FL Posts: 5,572 Adopt-a-Bronco: Knowshon's Shoe	It's because he found out that she doesn't have a penis.

07-24-2011, 07:30 PM	#3
BroncoMatt The Blizzard Man Check My Style Out Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: California Posts: 1,559	One more thing he couldn't close

07-24-2011, 07:33 PM	#4
SoCalBronco Nixonite Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arcadia, CA Posts: 33,502 Adopt-a-Bronco: D.J. Williams	If he doesn't feel comfortable marrying her, then that's what you do.

07-24-2011, 07:37 PM	#5
ColoradoDarin Ring of Famer AFCW Champs! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: St Augustine, FL Posts: 5,572 Adopt-a-Bronco: Knowshon's Shoe	I heard that she dumped him, he said he was a "9" but was only a "6"...

07-24-2011, 07:38 PM	#6
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,742 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	What is this? People Magazine? Who cares what Cutler does with his dating life?

07-24-2011, 07:39 PM	#8
Shananahan Ring of Famer Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 2,298	For what it's worth, what little I have seen and read of that girl makes her sound like somebody I would definitely not want to be marrying and tying my money to. It would probably be great to go to bed with her every night, but a starting NFL quarterback shouldn't have a hard time finding that sort of thing. Why by the cow if yadda yadda yadda?

07-24-2011, 07:49 PM	#14
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,768 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	I think it was over when she realized her children would not have chins. Oh well.

07-24-2011, 08:20 PM	#16
Orange&BlueMohawk Raiders Suck. Suffering makes you stronger Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Aurora, CO Posts: 98 Adopt-a-Bronco: Stokley	Maybe he didn't want to admit that he couldn't walk down the aisle after the ceremony because he "tore" his MCL

07-24-2011, 08:34 PM	#17
UberBroncoMan Your Local Nostradamus 2013... the year of Sci-Fi! Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6,595 Adopt-a-Bronco: Montee Ball	To be fair...she was a ****ing reality TV show star. Typically not the height of humanity. Still, don't know much about her and he's a douche.

07-24-2011, 08:45 PM	#19
db56 Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 281	As much as I think Cutler is a puke and I'm happy is a Bear, I cant kill him on this one...

07-24-2011, 08:46 PM	#20
CBF1 Ring of Famer No avatar is the new avatar Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SoCal Posts: 14,943 Adopt-a-Bronco: Jack Del rio	Cutler is going to elope with Shannahan... Heard it on the metro link

07-24-2011, 08:49 PM	#21
colorado jones Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 421 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	People Magazine? That leftist piece if garbage. Just kidding of course but we should probably make this thread political too. Every other thread on the main page is. Thank you God football is around the corner.

07-24-2011, 09:02 PM	#24
Jesterhole Ring of Famer Ridin' the McFailboat... Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,041	If I was rich, young, good looking, and a famous athlete, I sure as F&#$ wouldn't commit to a single chick either. He has plenty of time in life...hell, he can always marry some mid-20's something.