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Old 07-15-2011, 03:36 AM   #1
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Default Dolphins: Evolved Humans?

Now, I know there are a lot of you that won't believe me, but just hear me out. I've been doing some research and a lot of thinking and I've come to the following conclusion: Dolphins are evolved humans. They've developed their third eye and ascended to a higher level of existence. Look at the facts.
  1. Dolphins are mammals, not fish. Humans are mammals.
  2. Humans and dolphins have always had a strange relationship. Look at places like sea world or the countless instances of women giving birth to children around dolphins. They protect them like their own... maybe because they are?
  3. Many studies show that dolphins can communicate telepathically. the next step?

I think the evidence is pretty strong here. The question now is: Why is the government hiding this from us? What are they hiding?
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Old 07-15-2011, 03:45 AM   #2
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Its a nice idea but i think other people have probably put a bit more thought and research into it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EUbZdIzA30

you really have to watch this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquatic_ape_hypothesis

The aquatic ape hypothesis has some valid points but there are just too many holes in it.
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Old 07-15-2011, 03:55 AM   #3
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I'm a fan of evolving human theories and in general a theory involving an evolution of all cellular life. Even going as far to the notion that we started as simple single celled organisms and here we are now, and the lower leveled forms of life could be a new "soul" in an early form of evolution. Would the new forms eventually become human beings, and are we the end of the process? Or is there a next stage somewhere else or as something else?

I'll ponder that whole process under the influence of a select few herbal remedies and I'll have myself an interesting little moment.
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Old 07-15-2011, 04:57 AM   #5
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There is a lot of evidence to support your claims on youtube. I'd take it a step further though. It's a fact that many of the Nazis that disappeared after the war, went to Argentina and communed with dolphins. I think it's safe to assume that many of them crossbred and that their offspring now comprises much of the world's dolphin population. I think it's also safe to assume that they orchestrated 9-11 by swimming in circles off the coast of New Jersey so fast that two giant airplane-shaped hurricanes were created. I think that anyone with a brain who decided to do a little more research would come to the same conclusions.
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:19 AM   #7
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Are these the same dolphins that get caught in tuna nets?
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Are these the same dolphins that get caught in tuna nets?
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:21 AM   #9
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Dolphins are also one of the few species that will kill purely for enjoyment. If that is enlightenment, then I want no part of it.
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:32 AM   #10
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I can't tell if this thread is a MacGruder parody thread or if some of the people in it are serious.
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:38 AM   #11
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I can't tell if this thread is a MacGruder parody thread or if some of the people in it are serious.
Than you sir....Have no shot at becoming a dolphin.
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:41 AM   #12
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http://www.pcworld.com/article/22762..._the_fish.html

The time is approaching when we may finally know the age-old question: Will dolphins abanodon Earth when it is demolished for a hyperspace bypass? And more importantly, did they enjoy their stay and the fish at Hotel Earth, complete with full complimentary breakfast?

Soon divers carrying a computer with a special translator will take to the waters to try and receive, translate, and send signals to dolphins. According to New Scientist, Dr. Denise L Herzing--future dolphin translator and founder of the Wild Dophin Project--and her colleagues have been working on trying to establish two-way communication with dolphins since the late 1990s.
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Dolphins are also one of the few species that will kill purely for enjoyment. If that is enlightenment, then I want no part of it.
They do enjoy Teh Rape too.
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Two words: Brandon Marshall.

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I'd shake a Dolphin's hand for this achievement, but they don't have any opposable thumbs.
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Now, I know there are a lot of you that won't believe me, but just hear me out. I've been doing some research and a lot of thinking and I've come to the following conclusion: Dolphins are evolved humans. They've developed their third eye and ascended to a higher level of existence. Look at the facts.
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  3. Many studies show that dolphins can communicate telepathically. the next step?

I think the evidence is pretty strong here. The question now is: Why is the government hiding this from us? What are they hiding?
Dude, I think you are spot on, and it sounds like your exhaustive research has paid off.

Does that mean watching dolphin porn isn't so creepy after all?
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They taste like chicken!
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I notice you have a dolphin on your shirt. Do you like Dolphins?
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Dude, I think you are spot on, and it sounds like your exhaustive research has paid off.

Does that mean watching dolphin porn isn't so creepy after all?
Did Sylvester Stallone direct dolphin porn?


www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAt0RuHb6XU

(Not able to test/verify the link - but the Brice Taylor story talks of Stallone directing Dolphin pr0n)

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Sly thought the dolphin porn was the greatest new combo and he directed a lot of the porn videos.
It was filmed at areas at the North Shore, Poipu or, he had us helicoptered into remote areas for filming.
Large cameras were taken out to these remote island areas. I delivered some money from Stallone and
from other less prominent men on the island to Ken, the wealthy attorney who had a big beautiful house
in Kilauea. I believe it was his job to see that the money was sufficiently laundered.
Sly wore a wet suit but we were always naked in the water. There were trained dolphins that we
did water ballet and swam with. When we swam gracefully the male dolphin got excited and started
nudging us. We grabbed onto them and went for the ride; if we didn't, they told us, "one wrong move and
you could get ripped to shreds." The dolphin actually remembered us over time and the same male would
consistently choose the same girl, even when the group size changed from small to large. They got to
know us and didn't forget in between. When my sons were on the island they were filmed also. One day
after the filming, Sly said to Kelly, "You come back soon, ya here?"
http://www.theshiftofconsciousness.i...icetaylor.html

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