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Old 07-13-2011, 09:36 PM   #1
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A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.

She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.

Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.

She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.



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Old 07-13-2011, 09:43 PM   #2
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Goodness.

First the drugging/wanger in the disposal deal, now the robbing-turned-freak-show-featuring-roundhouses-hair dryer cables-and-viagra bit. Not to mention that the lady is named "Olga".
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Old 07-13-2011, 10:53 PM   #4
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Old 07-13-2011, 11:20 PM   #6
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reverse Yakov Smirnoff...Russia...What a country!
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:12 AM   #7
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Whoa. She knows Kung Fu...and has a ready supply of viagra.

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A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.

She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.

Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.

She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ed-Viagra.html
I think I saw something similar on an episode of Law and Order... truth really is stranger than fiction!
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Old 07-14-2011, 05:40 AM   #9
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I need Olag commentary on this.
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Old 07-14-2011, 05:48 AM   #10
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:01 AM   #11
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Damn it I robbed the wrong salon!!
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:19 AM   #12
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:26 AM   #13
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I'm going to try this and see what happens and hope for the best.
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Old 07-14-2011, 08:34 AM   #14
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Yeah, that's gonna teach him a lesson...NOT.

He's probably plotting his next attack on an unsuspecting Victoria's Secret store as we speak.
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Old 07-14-2011, 08:37 AM   #15
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No thanks. I'm pretty sure that broad was dealing out ass play.
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Old 07-14-2011, 08:44 AM   #16
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how the hell did she manage to 'force feed' him viagra? unless the sex was horrible, i'm sure he was choking it down voluntarily.
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Old 07-14-2011, 08:48 AM   #17
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how the hell did she manage to 'force feed' him viagra? unless the sex was horrible, i'm sure he was choking it down voluntarily.
eat the blue pill, or else

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Old 07-14-2011, 08:51 AM   #18
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not that hard a sell, i imagine.
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:27 AM   #19
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not sure what kinda lesson Olga was intending to teach this guy, other than robbing a hair salon eqals a 3 day trip to Sexlandia...
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:30 AM   #20
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When i first read this I thought that it said- "force feeding him Vagina"



Despite being a blurred out picture what a lucky SOB. Do you think he will call her after this?
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:37 AM   #21
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The question is

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Old 07-14-2011, 09:40 AM   #22
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Am I the only one that fapped to this story?
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:47 AM   #23
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FYI, this is a repeat of a fake story

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/21/russia_robbery/

http://www.themercury.com.au/article...eird-news.html
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:52 AM   #24
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Dude. Come on. You just totally ruined my fantasy I had going on here.
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:54 AM   #25
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Dude. Come on. You just totally ruined my fantasy I had going on here.
get your hands out of your pants and get back to work
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