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04-03-2004, 02:47 AM
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Armchair Poster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Topeka, KS
Posts: 22,078
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"Laugh it up, fuzzball"
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04-03-2004, 02:50 AM
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"Hoodie Jr"
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah
Posts: 77,090
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The Mummy
"damn Mummys"+
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04-03-2004, 02:54 AM
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"Hoodie Jr"
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah
Posts: 77,090
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Is this before or after Jule bcomes a Seriial Killer? |
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04-03-2004, 03:01 AM
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wealthy spanish landowner
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Minneapolis
Posts: 1,193
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here's one for the upcoming football season, and maybe even Clint Mitchell:
"STAAARTING DEEEEFENSE!" as he bashes his head through a random car window. --Lattimer, The Program |
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04-03-2004, 03:21 AM
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 9,130
Adopt-a-Bronco: Quinton Carter |
Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High:
"This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there." [Spicoli has had a pizza delivered to class.] Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing? Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food. "So what Jefferson was saying was 'Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too.' Yeah?" Jeff Spicoli: Hey your ripping my card. Mr. Hand: Yes. Jeff Spicoli: Hey bud what's your problem? Mr. Hand: No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is. Jeff Spicoli: [stunned] You dick! "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine." [driving and stoned] "People on 'ludes should not drive." [After Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car.] "Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it." [Spicoli, talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe.] "That was my skull! I'm so wasted!" |
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04-03-2004, 03:34 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 7,275
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..... "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine." .... best line of the movie.
I also like the one where they crashed the car and Spicoli's friend told him (something to the fact of)... -Spicolie's friend- "my brothers going to s**t!" ...."No, he's going to kill us". -Spicolie- "woh dude! make up your mind. Is he going to s**t or kill us?" -Spicolies friend- "he's going s**t....... then he's gonna kill us" Last edited by Bronco Yoda; 04-03-2004 at 03:36 AM.. |
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04-03-2004, 03:48 AM
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Old School
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Rocky Mountain High
Posts: 3,106
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"Get your stinking paws off me you damned dirty ape!" - Charlton Heston, Planet of the Apes
"Next time, you can die and I'll collect the money" - Sean Connery as Draco, Dragonheart "I have been and always shall be, your friend." - Leonard Nimoy - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan "This is some rescue." - Carrie Fisher, Star Wars Present Bill & Ted: "If you're really us, what number are we thinking?" Future Bill & Ted: "Sixty-nine dudes!" - Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure "Eat my shorts." - Judd Nelson, The Breakfast Club "Is that hair jell?" - Cameron Diaz, There's Something About Mary Ben |
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04-03-2004, 05:16 AM
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Crew Chief
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: NEW YORK CITY, USA
Posts: 5,061
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I can't believe no one posted this one yet:
"Now go home and get your ****ing shinebox" |
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04-03-2004, 12:42 PM
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Sherman Oaks, CA
Posts: 5,659
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Give me the key's you c*ck suckin' motha ****a!!!!!!!!!!! (Usual Suspects)
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04-03-2004, 12:51 PM
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Partisan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater
Posts: 49,109
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George Clooney's character in "O Brother Where Art Thou?" while watching all the local people going down to the river to be baptized:
"Hard times done flushed out all the chumps." |
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04-03-2004, 01:07 PM
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Annapolis, MD
Posts: 1,429
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"Ramming Speed"
Ben Hur and Animal House "What? Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now, 'cause when the going gets tough...(long pause)... Bluto (John Belochi, Animal House) "Hey Curley. Kill anybody today?" "Day ain't over yet." City Slickers "Greg, honey. Is it supposed to be this soft?" Animal house Not exactly a movie, but here's one of my favorite Yogi Berras: "Hey Yogi, what time is it?" "You mean now?" Last edited by Tom G; 04-03-2004 at 01:10 PM.. |
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04-03-2004, 02:26 PM
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Sherman Oaks, CA
Posts: 5,659
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"This is crazy, This is crazy, This is crazy" Clark W. Griswald in National Lampoons Vacation
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04-03-2004, 02:47 PM
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Piss On The raiders
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Boise , Idaho
Posts: 144
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Mine has to be "Say hello to my little friend"-scareface
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04-03-2004, 02:58 PM
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Great moments are born...
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 3,947
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I believe in the soul, the cock, the p***Y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, long foreplay, show tunes, and that the novels of Thomas Pynchon are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter, I believe in the "sweet spot", voting every election, soft core pornography,chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 7 days.
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04-03-2004, 03:04 PM
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Angling in the Deep
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Texas Riviera, Southern Mountains
Posts: 24,281
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Captain Loomis Birkhead: [to Donna] It's big. The biggest one here. You know what else? It's got a lot of range. You know what I mean by range, don't you? I mean it can stay up for a long time. A very long time. And it's built firm and solid. Because it has to be. Because of its tremendous forward thrust. And when this baby delivers its payload... devastating.
............................... Hollis P. Wood: You sneaky little bastards aren't getting doodly sh*t from me, except maybe my name, rank, and Social Security number: Wood, Hollis P., Lumberjack, Social Security 106-43-2185. ------------------------------------ Hollis P. Wood: [After seeing Captain von Kleinschmidt enter] Jesus Palomino, a Nazi. I knew it, you're all in cahoots. Well let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the great war, and we kicked the living sh*t out of you! 1941 Last edited by Bronco_Beerslug; 04-03-2004 at 03:09 PM.. |
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04-03-2004, 03:21 PM
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Angling in the Deep
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Texas Riviera, Southern Mountains
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Roy L. Fuchs: I'll tell you something. This country is going to the dogs. You know, it used to be when you bought a politician, that son of a b**** stayed bought.
.......................................... Rudy: You've seen how bad business is. We had nun; nuns, protesting in front of the dealership this morning. Jeff: Nuns? Rudy: Yeah. I had to get Jim to turn the fire hose on them. Big Jim: Yeah. And I knocked them mother****ers on they asses, too. ..................................... Inspector: You want to give me that again? Jeff: Uh, well, yes. As I say, Inspector, I heard this large explosion and I rushed out, I couldn't tell what was going on. I saw the car over there in flames and all these strange little characters, you know, with towels on their heads, weird little goatees and stuff, running around yelling: "Ayatollah, Ayatollah." Then they all got in a car and drove away. I guess it was Iranian students out to discredit the American way of life. I can't imagine who else would do such a thing. .................................................. ......... Rudy: Luke told me that if you came around here to have you arrested for trespassing. Now, are you going to leave, or are we going to have to call the cops? Jeff: Yeah, do we have to call the cops? Roy L. Fuchs: What are you, a ****ing parrot? Sam Slaton: Come on, Roy. Let's go. Roy L. Fuchs: Suck-ass son of a b****. ............................. Jeff, as Marshall Lucky on a T.V. commercial] Jeff: You want the solution to inflation? Hi, friends! Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Cars, where we're battling inflation not only by fighting high prices, not only by murdering high prices, but by blowing the living sh*t out of high prices. Yes, sir, you heard me right. Jeff: Now wait just a goddamn minute here! What the hell is this? Is this a 1977 Mercedes 450 SL for $24,000? That's too ****ing high! Jeff: Yes, sir, we blew the sh*t out of that overpriced mother****er just the way we blow the sh*t out of all high prices down here at New Deal Used Cars. So, y'all come on down. Used Cars -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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04-03-2004, 04:23 PM
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Bucknuts
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Eastlake OH
Posts: 17,338
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"This is the pulse, this is your finger, far from the pulse jammed straight up your ass" - Brodie from Jay and Silent Bob strike back.
And every other quote from Jay and silent bob strike back also fits. Here's a good one: "I fornicate and play hockey because it's the 2 most fun things to do in the cold." - Skank Martin from Mystery, Alaska |
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04-03-2004, 04:35 PM
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Sherman Oaks, CA
Posts: 5,659
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here are some of my favorite Peter Sellers quotes...
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Birdie Num Num - The Party Hrundi V. Bakshi: Hrundi V. Bakshi. Michelle Monet: Pardon? Hrundi V. Bakshi: That is what my name is called. C. S. Divot: You mashuga! Hrundi V. Bakshi: I am not your sugar. The Return of the Pink Panther Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Does Lady Lytton have a swimming pewl? Hotel Concierge: A swimming pewl? The Pink Panther Strikes Again Clouseau: Does your dog bite? Hotel Clerk: No. Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie. [Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand] Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite! Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog. |
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04-03-2004, 04:50 PM
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Bucknuts
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Eastlake OH
Posts: 17,338
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"That had bad news written all over it" Johnny Knoxville from JACKASS
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04-03-2004, 05:08 PM
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raging lurker
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 760
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New Guy Here!
Hey folks,
Long time lurker here, and I thought this would be the appropriate thread to introduce myself w/ this quote from Pulp Fiction: Vincent: Yeah, I know him -- he's fat right? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, but he does have a weight problem...but what do you expect? The muthafugga's Samoan!! Last edited by ShutDownPoster; 04-03-2004 at 05:12 PM.. |
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04-03-2004, 05:13 PM
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raging lurker
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 760
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In a related quote:
Jules: You know Antonio Nakumura? You know him, he's half black, half Samoan -- they call him "Tony Rocky Horror." |
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04-03-2004, 05:30 PM
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Old School Orange
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Anywhere, CO.
Posts: 8,642
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04-03-2004, 11:42 PM
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THE CHOSEN ONE
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 220
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Zoolander-Hanzel:"Who you gettin crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?"
Little Nicky-Dan Marino:"C'mon just 1 Superbowl is all I'm askin'!" Satan:"Sorry,Dan I just can't do it." Dan:"YOU DID IT FOR NAMATH!" Satan:"Yes Dan,but Joe was already coming here." Better Off Dead-Mailman:"Hey Badger,your "HOW TO PICK TRASHY WOMEN" book came. Tell me Badger,what does a little boy like doin' with big boy smut like this?" |
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04-04-2004, 12:09 AM
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The Enemy Within
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 2,814
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Clemenza - "Leave the gun... bring the canoli..."
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04-04-2004, 08:49 AM
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raging lurker
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 760
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The Wolf: "...let's not start sucking each others dikk's just yet.."
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