|07-29-2006, 07:37 AM||#301|
Mo' holla fo' yo' dolla!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: In a bunker in an undisclosed location
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
- Clint Eastwood
Will Smith's psychology major girlfriend (smugly): "You unconsciously chose this car for its phallic symbolism."
Will Smith: No, I didn't. I consciously chose this car for its phallic symbolism.
(Can't remember the name of the show.)
"I've decided I'm going to stick around for awhile. I've also decided that if you don't like it, then that's tough sh*t."
- Steven Seagal, "Fire Down Below"
Kris Kristofferson: (after getting shot in the leg by Steven Seagal)
"I'm still alive, you dumb son of a b*tch."
Steven Seagal: "I know. It could be because I'm a really bad shot, or it could be because I really wanted you to meet Tyrone."
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Melvin Udall: Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
- Jack Nicholson "As Good as it Gets"
Garth Algar: "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."
Wayne Campbell: "Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
- Wayne's World
Super Soul: "And there goes the Challenger, being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels. The vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver, the last American hero, the electric centaur, the, the demi-god, the super driver of the golden west! Two nasty Nazi cars are close behind the beautiful lone driver. The police numbers are gettin' closer, closer, closer to our soul hero, in his soul mobile, yeah baby! They about to strike. They gonna get him. Smash him. Rape...the last beautiful free soul on this planet."
- Vanishing Point
[Drunken man downs liquor and passes out flat on his back]
Dale Turner: S'il vous plait, I would like to have the same thing he had.
Dale: You just don't go out and pick a style off a tree one day. The tree's inside you, growing naturally.
Ace: When you have to explore every night...even the most beautiful things that you find can be the most painful.
- 'Round Midnight
Goethe: "The way of innocense leads on - not back. Not back to the world of the child, but even further into sin; ever deeper into human life.
Hermine: "Oh, Harry, such dirt and humbug we have to slog through in order to get home - and no guide but our homesickness."
- Steppenwolf (Starring Max Von Sydow and Dominique Sanda)
|07-29-2006, 04:13 PM||#302|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Good Fellas "Funny how" You know the way you tell a story "No i dont know you said im funny" tommy "No his a big boy you know what you said im funny what the **** so funny about me tell me?"
Ps hopefully i got it all there
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