Favorite All-Time Movie Quotes

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Originally Posted by -Slap-

Somewhere in Scarface, I believe you'll find the immortal line: "F___ you, you f___ing f___!"

I bought a Tshirt in Times Square last year with that on it. Then went back later and bought four more for my team mates in a golf tourney to wear on the course. Thought one of the rangers was going to make us take them off, but another thought it was funny and we wore them till the 18th green.

[BroncoInferno]

Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

--Orson Welles in The Third Man

[ak1971]

somebody go back and get us a ****load of dimes...

[alkemical]

"i'm sorry, i can't do that david" - HAL

[jonny1]

From "The Missouri Breaks"

Marlon Brando (notice he is mentioned alot?) to Randy Quaid -

"I think life is like a train going down a mountain . . . . What do you think life is like?"

Quaid - "I don't know. All I know is, life ain't like nothin' I've ever seen before."

[CanuckBroncofan]

Peter Gibbons: Initech.
Joanna: In... yeah, what do you do there?
Peter Gibbons: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
Joanna: What's that?
Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
Joanna: So what do you wanna do?
Peter Gibbons: First I'm gonna take you out to dinner, and then I'm gonna go back to my apartment and watch kung fu. Do you ever watch kung fu?

[Haroldthebarrel]

Lotsa good quotes from "Naked" IMO.

Brian: Waste not, want not.
Johnny: And other clichés.
Brian: But a cliché is full of truth, otherwise it wouldn't be a cliché.
Johnny: Which is itself a cliché.

Johnny: I've got an infinite number of places to go, the problem is somewhere to stay.

Brian: What are you doing here?
Johnny: Well, I was standing over *there*, but that didn't seem to be working out for me, so I moved over here, but this one isn't much better.

Louise: How did you get here?
Johnny: Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday.

[Atlas]

" I'd buy that for a $1"---- Robocop

[Indian Pony]

Old Lodge Skins: Let's go back to the teepee and eat, my son. My new snake wife cooks dog very well.
Jack Crabb: All right, Grandfather.
Old Lodge Skins: She also has a very soft skin. The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me. She say's she doesn't. That's why I call her "Doesn't Like Horses". But, of course, she's lying.

[Rock Chalk]

Originally Posted by -Slap-

I can't remember the source, but the first time I heard the term "square-headed bastard", I was on the floor.

Bonus points to whoever can name that film!

Apparently, the term "square headed bastard" was first coined by a soldier in WWII who was "helping" one of the German gaurds at the prison camp learn English.

Here is the text I found doing a search:

Originally Posted by Bill Tolley

Then, I was in there a week or two then they moved us lower down in buildings then and started capturing some Russians and they took they up that top camp. It wasn’t their best troops but anyway they captured quite a few. We were down this other camp and us had bunks there, 1,2,3. This was in the winter and when they have winter out there, they have bloody winter out there. Every bunk had a full portion of bed boards and within a few days we only had one or two, all the bloody rest was burnt in the stove there. One night a cart load of swede came in there. By the morning half the bloody cart was gone. It’s true. Your boots, they was gone, they fitted you up with clogs and your socks, you had no socks. You had foot rags, about a foot square. You put your foot in the middle and tied them right up put them in the clog. When you got up in the morning that clog would be froze to the floor and there’d be a thin layer of ice in there but you still put your foot in there, in your rag. It’s surprising what the human body will stand really. Then you’d be off to work. In this camp I’m still telling you about there was this German. I’m not saying he was the brightest of Germans. He wanted to learn English. We said "all right, we’ll teach you English". We said to him "repeat after us – I am a square headed bastard". He was walking around this camp –"I am a square headed bastard." He said "Good English, good English" and he was that proud. I don’t know if he found out, I don’t know. "I am a square headed bastard."

[Rascal]

Hospitaller: put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What god desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart], and by what you decide to do eveyday, will make you a good man... or not.

Guy de Lusignan: If I had fought you when you were still capable of making bastards...
Godfrey of Ibelin: I knew your mother when she was making hers; fortunately you're too old to be one of mine.

King Baldwin: But remember that, even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say "but I was told by others to do thus" or that "virtue was not convinient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

Balian of Ibelin: What man is a man who does not make the world better?

[Rascal]

Not a movie quote, but still good:

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the judgement/realization that something is more important then fear"

Orginally said by Ambrose Redmoon, but in the fire department I worked at for a summer it was realization instad of judgement.

[ak1971]

"In the game of life, women are the rake." Rounders

[PLOWHORSE]

" The most depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. Man They're relentless"

Mitch Hedberg
1968-2005

[Smiling Assassin27]

Andy Stitzer: Is this shirt too yellow?
Cal: No.
[pause]
Cal: Tell me, what's Curious George like in real life?--40 Year Old Virgin

[Crowpointer]

We're adding something else to this months sales contest, First prize is a cadillac, second prize is a set of steak knives, third prize is you're fired.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

"Hand me the keys, you f*&%#ing c*#%@&*ker"

[Elway 4 Life]

"Who the **** got ice cream?" - The Ringer

[alkemical]

it's friday.....

[BMF Bronco]

Originally Posted by amesj523

it's friday.....

"you ain't go no job...you aint got **** to do!"

[Elway 4 Life]

"Game over man." - Aliens

[BMF Bronco]

"Well Lumburgh ****ed her!"

[Popps]

Originally Posted by Crowpointer

We're adding something else to this months sales contest, First prize is a cadillac, second prize is a set of steak knives, third prize is you're fired.

Classic.

[Rocket 7]

Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut

[watermock]

This might not be verbatim.

"What happened the the BluesMobile?"

"What happened to the Caddilac?"

"I sold it for a microphone..."

"it's got cop tires, cop brakes and a motor to die for, and it was a bargain...they were practically giving them away."

"Fix the lighter"