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Old 08-05-2014, 11:32 AM   #1
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Old 08-05-2014, 11:39 AM   #2
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We can say whatever want but ultimately...

Man, what a life he must have had.
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Old 08-05-2014, 11:41 AM   #3
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We can say whatever want but ultimately...

Man, what a life he must have had.
I was just thinking this. That man has turned down more ass than this board has collectively had.
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Old 08-05-2014, 11:44 AM   #4
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I was just thinking this. That man has turned down more ass than this board has collectively had.
I'll bet young Bowlen was an absolute slayer, but Jerry seems to just have never really stopped.
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Old 08-05-2014, 11:47 AM   #5
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I am betting if those photos were intended for blackmail they probably never did put a spitshine on the old single-barrel pump-action.
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Didn't draft Johnny Football. More b****es for me.
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Old 08-05-2014, 11:54 AM   #7
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He looks completely hammered in those photos.
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Old 08-05-2014, 12:01 PM   #8
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I am betting if those photos were intended for blackmail
Well, when you get caught molesting a corpse you shouldn't be surprised when someone blackmails you.


Oh, you meant Jerry was the one being blackmailed...nevermind.
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Old 08-05-2014, 12:09 PM   #9
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He looks completely hammered in those photos.
Jerra is known to get a little wild every now and then. There was a great vid of him dissing Tebow when he was hammered a few years back.
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Old 08-05-2014, 01:09 PM   #12
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From the letter that accompanied the photos: "God gave me these photos and I was given a choice. I could sell them and ruin your life in the media, make millions and tell my story or I could hold them in secret and suffer until I reached you. So, I gave my own life to save yours. Itís a bold statement and the next statement is even bolder. It may scare you, but you have to believe in who I am. I know this because I am the Son of God and he sent me to you. Jerry, you and the Cowboys are the Star we will use to Light My Path. I spent 5 years suffering, losing all my possessions, giving the rest away to charity and then living poor. I almost lost my mind until God revealed my true identity. On 7/11/12, 7 days after the God Particle was found in France, I was awoken by God and told to find you, Mr. Jones, to let the world know that Godís Son has risen. My name is Frank Hoover and I am the Son of God."

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Old 08-05-2014, 01:11 PM   #13
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From the letter that accompanied the photos: "God gave me these photos and I was given a choice. I could sell them and ruin your life in the media, make millions and tell my story or I could hold them in secret and suffer until I reached you. So, I gave my own life to save yours. Itís a bold statement and the next statement is even bolder. It may scare you, but you have to believe in who I am. I know this because I am the Son of God and he sent me to you. Jerry, you and the Cowboys are the Star we will use to Light My Path. I spent 5 years suffering, losing all my possessions, giving the rest away to charity and then living poor. I almost lost my mind until God revealed my true identity. On 7/11/12, 7 days after the God Particle was found in France, I was awoken by God and told to find you, Mr. Jones, to let the world know that Godís Son has risen. My name is Frank Hoover and I am the Son of God."

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Old 08-05-2014, 01:14 PM   #14
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wuuuuuuuuut.
Yeah, it's almost hard to believe.

Almost.
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Old 08-05-2014, 01:28 PM   #15
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Old 08-05-2014, 01:31 PM   #16
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More from the manifesto: "EASTER 2014: I drove for 45 minutes that day. God sent 3 sets of 666 (one is not pictured because it was blurry) and the vanity plate 3MPIRE to me. This was after my computer crashed for the first time ever on Friday, April 18, 2014. I spent Friday thru Sunday rebuilding it. Hence, my computer died on Friday and rose from the dead on Sunday. Praise Jesus... I rebuilt the PC naming it John finishing on 4/20/14 in the afternoon.
Notice the date was 4/25/14 when I took the money from the ATM (exactly 8 months until Christmas). God is really ****ing funny. Trust me."


I'm starting to believe there might be something to this! I was, of course, a bit skeptical. But he rebuilt his computer from Friday through Sunday? That kind of stuff doesn't just happen, by coincidence!
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Old 08-05-2014, 01:34 PM   #17
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Imagine what kind of **** he would have seen if he drove for more than 45 minutes!!
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From the letter that accompanied the photos: "God gave me these photos and I was given a choice. I could sell them and ruin your life in the media, make millions and tell my story or I could hold them in secret and suffer until I reached you. So, I gave my own life to save yours. Itís a bold statement and the next statement is even bolder. It may scare you, but you have to believe in who I am. I know this because I am the Son of God and he sent me to you. Jerry, you and the Cowboys are the Star we will use to Light My Path. I spent 5 years suffering, losing all my possessions, giving the rest away to charity and then living poor. I almost lost my mind until God revealed my true identity. On 7/11/12, 7 days after the God Particle was found in France, I was awoken by God and told to find you, Mr. Jones, to let the world know that Godís Son has risen. My name is Frank Hoover and I am the Son of God."

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Old 08-05-2014, 01:59 PM   #19
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Imagine what kind of **** he would have seen if he drove for more than 45 minutes!!
Like this!

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Old 08-05-2014, 02:02 PM   #20
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Cool. Good for him. That right there is the american dream.
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Old 08-05-2014, 02:03 PM   #21
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Man, what a life he must have had.
This!

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Seven is the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. Seven dwarves. Seven, man, that's the number. Seven chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office! Because you're ****in' fired!
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From the letter that accompanied the photos: "God gave me these photos and I was given a choice. I could sell them and ruin your life in the media, make millions and tell my story or I could hold them in secret and suffer until I reached you. So, I gave my own life to save yours. Itís a bold statement and the next statement is even bolder. It may scare you, but you have to believe in who I am. I know this because I am the Son of God and he sent me to you. Jerry, you and the Cowboys are the Star we will use to Light My Path. I spent 5 years suffering, losing all my possessions, giving the rest away to charity and then living poor. I almost lost my mind until God revealed my true identity. On 7/11/12, 7 days after the God Particle was found in France, I was awoken by God and told to find you, Mr. Jones, to let the world know that Godís Son has risen. My name is Frank Hoover and I am the Son of God."

This poor guy needs help.
Holy ****, I thought this was one of your classic parody posts. But it actually is real. That is some schizo stuff right there.
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Seven is the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. Seven dwarves. Seven, man, that's the number. Seven chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office! Because you're ****in' fired!
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What Maner you have pegged that would actually play a song from Celine Dion. Even Blart calls you out as a homo. How would you even know this song and remember it enough to put on this thread? Shame on you, turn in your Man Card as it doesn't become of you.
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