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Old 04-09-2011, 04:52 PM   #1
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Default Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis!

He recently revealed he wants the Black Swan actress as his third goddess


Charlie Sheen has named Mila Kunis as his perfect mate - and he wants the actress to join his harem of women.

In his Wednesday night performance of one-man show "My Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option" in Ohio, Sheen revealed he'd like to bed Macauley Culkin's ex, and make her one of his goddesses.

He told fans, "Mila Kunis. I mean, debate me, right? And here's the good news - my goddesses have already ******* approved her... She's pre-approved."

And he wouldn't mind if she turned into a thief: "I would have great tolerance for many items missing provided it involves Mila ******* Kunis. Who wouldn't? If Mila Kunis is stealing your s*** because you can't pay attention to her, you're still ******* winning. You're still winning at that moment.

"I have tremendous faith in the young Mila Kunis. I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes, and I'm going to buy them all. And then she can come steal them! Super ******* hot thief! Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s*** for you to come steal."

Sheen currently lives with "goddesses" Natalie Kenly and Bree Olson, a retired porn star.



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Old 04-09-2011, 04:54 PM   #2
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Been there. She wasn't that good...
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Old 04-09-2011, 05:28 PM   #3
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Thursday, April 7, 2011

Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis!

He recently revealed he wants the Black Swan actress as his third goddess


Charlie Sheen has named Mila Kunis as his perfect mate - and he wants the actress to join his harem of women.

In his Wednesday night performance of one-man show "My Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option" in Ohio, Sheen revealed he'd like to bed Macauley Culkin's ex, and make her one of his goddesses.

He told fans, "Mila Kunis. I mean, debate me, right? And here's the good news - my goddesses have already ******* approved her... She's pre-approved."

And he wouldn't mind if she turned into a thief: "I would have great tolerance for many items missing provided it involves Mila ******* Kunis. Who wouldn't? If Mila Kunis is stealing your s*** because you can't pay attention to her, you're still ******* winning. You're still winning at that moment.

"I have tremendous faith in the young Mila Kunis. I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes, and I'm going to buy them all. And then she can come steal them! Super ******* hot thief! Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s*** for you to come steal."

Sheen currently lives with "goddesses" Natalie Kenly and Bree Olson, a retired porn star.



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Old 04-09-2011, 06:04 PM   #5
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Isnt that the chick from The reunion movie Romy and Michelle with the chick from Friends.

Edit: Nope but Sorvino is still hot.


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Old 04-09-2011, 07:09 PM   #6
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I don't think she'll have a problem with that, Charlie seems like a stable guy.
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Isnt that the chick from The reunion movie Romy and Michelle with the chick from Friends.

Edit: Nope but Sorvino is still hot.

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I wish the women in my life would walk around the house like that.
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Old 04-09-2011, 07:26 PM   #9
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I wish the women in my life would walk around the house like that.
I'm not entirely sure they could in those heels...but perhaps that's the point.
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Old 04-09-2011, 07:29 PM   #10
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Old 04-09-2011, 07:54 PM   #11
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Well man, you may have to quit walking around like this:
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I'm not entirely sure they could in those heels...but perhaps that's the point.
Hmmm.... how old are you, and where do you live, BroncoVixen
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Old 04-09-2011, 08:05 PM   #13
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Well man, you may have to quit walking around like this:
I have to say, some girls have actually been rather responsive to it.
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Old 04-09-2011, 08:12 PM   #14
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Hmmm.... how old are you, and where do you live, BroncoVixen
my guess is old enough to be your mother...and in a galaxy far far away...
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my guess is old enough to be your mother...and in a galaxy far far away...
Well if you weren't in a galaxy far, far away... you could teach me some new tricks.

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http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/04/mila-ku...charlie-sheen/
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Well if you weren't in a galaxy far, far away... you could teach me some new tricks.

Tricks? What tricks? Like how to potty train a 3-year-old. I have a lot of riveting "tricks" to teach these days!
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welcome to the club Sheen. the membership includes basically every boy who just entered puberty all the way through old men on their death beds.
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i was curious about bree olson so i typed her in on a porn site search. All that came up was her taking huge black dick in her ass. The thing was so open after he was done with here you could have dropped a cue ball in that sucker. Yeah some goddess you got yourself there Charlie! Hell if you need to put something away to keep it safe just stick it brees ass, that thing could hold a truck.
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The first week or so of the Charlie Sheen meltdown was entertaining, but it lost steam fast. I don't think people are laughing with you anymore, Charlie.
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Old 04-10-2011, 08:47 AM   #23
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my guess is old enough to be your mother......
So....25ish?
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Old 04-10-2011, 09:05 AM   #24
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The first week or so of the Charlie Sheen meltdown was entertaining, but it lost steam fast. I don't think people are laughing with you anymore, Charlie.
Yep, got booed in NY now. They said it just wasn't funny just Charlie rambling. Mila won't have much to steal if this continues.
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i was curious about bree olson so i typed her in on a porn site search. All that came up was her taking huge black dick in her ass. The thing was so open after he was done with here you could have dropped a cue ball in that sucker. Yeah some goddess you got yourself there Charlie! Hell if you need to put something away to keep it safe just stick it brees ass, that thing could hold a truck.
you could have just googled her name but I see you went the extra mile on your research, well played sir, well played.
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