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View Poll Results: Who's elected that should get naked?
Kristi Noem - SD 45 78.95%
Kirsten Gillibrand - NY 5 8.77%
Mary Bono Mack - CA 4 7.02%
Loretta Sanchez - CA 2 3.51%
Other: please specify 1 1.75%
Voters: 57. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 04-06-2011, 04:39 AM   #1
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Default Naked Congresswoman -Poll

Since it's still off-season mode, I'd thought I'd pose a political poll that had nothing to do with politics: Which one of our sitting Congresswoman would you most like to see do a spread for FHM or Playboy? Are there some you'd rather see clothes on? What charity should money raised from their photos support?

Kristi Noem - 39 SouthDakota (R)


Kirsten Gillibrand - 44 NewYork (D)


Mary Bono Mack - 49 California (R)


Loretta Sanchez - 51 California (D)
Bill loves him some curves in a blue dress


These could probably pull it off with some work
Martha Roby - 34 Alabama (R)
Cathy McMorris Rodgers - 41 Washington (R)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz - 44 Florida (D)
Yvette Clarke - 46 NewYork (D)
Lynn Jenkins - 47 Kansas (R)
Donna Edwards - 52 Maryland (D)
Michele Bachmann - 55 Minnesota (R)
Judy Chu - 57 California (D)

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Old 04-06-2011, 05:14 AM   #2
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Ok, so I voted for Noem, but I'm not sure. I'll go with that for now.
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Why isn't Hillary an option?

Just curious.

Edit: just noticed it was congress only. Duh.

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Old 04-06-2011, 06:30 AM   #4
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I think they should all get naked.
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Old 04-06-2011, 08:00 AM   #6
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Why isn't Hillary an option?

Just curious.

Edit: just noticed it was congress only. Duh.
Hillary wasn't even an option for Bill's.
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Why isn't Hillary an option?

Just curious.

Edit: just noticed it was congress only. Duh.
Hillary? Really?
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Old 04-06-2011, 08:23 AM   #8
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Kate Upton, she may not be in congress but she should be.

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Old 04-06-2011, 08:23 AM   #9
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Kristi is the clear choice. Girls from the Dakota's are hot. I dated one and she was one of the coolest girls I dated but she couldn't get past my LDS thing...
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Kristi is the clear choice. Girls from the Dakota's are hot. I dated one and she was one of the coolest girls I dated but she couldn't get past my LDS thing...
Probably because she didn't want to have any sister wives.....kidding!!!
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i went with Gillibrand. judging from that picture alone, she looks more like the prim and proper woman with a bangin body that would look great naked.

Noem looks like she'd be the easiest to convince to actually do it though
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Hmmm Kaylore maybe the thought of multiple levels of heaven, a really stringent tithing policy, and not being able to party were just too much for her?
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Why isn't Hillary an option?

Just curious.

Edit: just noticed it was congress only. Duh.
also, he wanted to post hot chicks. What is wrong with you?
The Dem from NY looks pretty hot as does the ND chick. Sanchez? No way!
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Old 04-06-2011, 10:19 AM   #14
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Kate Upton, she may not be in congress but she should be.

See she is hot and all but if I was doing her I would feel the need to pick that fricken mole off her face.
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Old 04-06-2011, 10:38 AM   #15
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Kate Upton, she may not be in congress but she should be.

She's gotta be the hottest chick in the world. Can't believe Kayne or whatever his name is hitting that, ****.
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Old 04-06-2011, 11:17 AM   #16
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Bono Mack - just b/c she is 50 and hot

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All you Democrats deserve this biach......

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The point missed here is.......

What in the hell goes on in your pathetic life that you have the time to come up with this kind of crap, Then share it online.
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Old 04-06-2011, 12:03 PM   #19
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The point missed here is.......

What in the hell goes on in your pathetic life that you have the time to come up with this kind of crap, Then share it online.
I'm retired but the pathetic thing is you are probably doing this from work.....
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I'm retired but the pathetic thing is you are probably doing this from work.....
I will go with the Kate Upton thing. Funny, I was just sitting here wondering myself how many of you are on company time. It seems as though the highest counts are; shortly after getting to work, and about 3 just before it's time to go home. Like Pony Boy, I get to just sit and watch
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Kristi Noem...hands down! 2nd would be Kirsten Gillibrand.
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Old 04-06-2011, 01:04 PM   #23
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I'm retired but the pathetic thing is you are probably doing this from work.....
So you could be doing anything else you wanted to, and you choose this? Explain to me how that is less pathetic.
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So you could be doing anything else you wanted to, and you choose this? Explain to me how that is less pathetic.
You have lots of free time when you retire and I can't play golf and fish all day long. I have to take a break sometime (doctor’s orders). When you're my age you only need about 5 hours sleep and sex only takes about 5 minutes....... but the bad side is it takes you longer to pee than it does to eat. When I was a young buck, raising a family and working my tail off, I didn't have time for stuff like this........ha...... If you don’t believe me just ask Baja and Azorange1.

I will admit that I have to work pretty hard at keeping Obama, Reed and Pelosi away from my pile of nuts that I’ve stored away.
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See she is hot and all but if I was doing her I would feel the need to pick that fricken mole off her face.
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