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Old 04-05-2011, 02:19 PM   #1
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Old 04-05-2011, 02:25 PM   #2
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Old 04-05-2011, 02:36 PM   #3
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I play golf with a guy who's nickname is "slut" everyone at the course has called him slut for the 20 years that I've know him. Even the women that know him call him slut.
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Old 04-05-2011, 02:37 PM   #4
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I play golf with a guy who's nickname is "slut" everyone at the course has called him slut for the 20 years that I've know him. Even the women that know him call him slut.
Kind of like that dude from the movie "Mystery Alaska" who everyone called "Skank".
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Old 04-05-2011, 02:48 PM   #5
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Kind of like that dude from the movie "Mystery Alaska" who everyone called "Skank".
makes you wonder how guys get those kind of names hung on them.
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Old 04-05-2011, 03:11 PM   #6
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makes you wonder how guys get those kind of names hung on them.
Define "Slut". If it is as I believe it is, then I am also a "Slut" I have slept with so many women that I lost track. I believe that qualifies me as a "Slut" No one calls me "Slut", but there is no doubt that I am a "Slut" "Slut, Slut, Slut, Slut, Slut". Has a nice ring to it. To make sure that you qualify as a "Slut" though, you must wake up in the morning and feel horror when you actually see what you slept with. And you thought that was good looking at 1:15?
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Old 04-05-2011, 03:25 PM   #7
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Define "Slut". If it is as I believe it is, then I am also a "Slut" I have slept with so many women that I lost track. I believe that qualifies me as a "Slut" No one calls me "Slut", but there is no doubt that I am a "Slut" "Slut, Slut, Slut, Slut, Slut". Has a nice ring to it. To make sure that you qualify as a "Slut" though, you must wake up in the morning and feel horror when you actually see what you slept with. And you thought that was good looking at 1:15?
Yep, I guess there can be guy sluts ......... Tiger Woods is a slut
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Old 04-05-2011, 03:53 PM   #8
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It appears as though Canada's youth are as ignorant and stupid as our own.

"Yay, we're sluts!" Really? We wouldnt have been able to tell by the way your boobs are hanging out of your tube top. A veritable neon sign proclaiming: "Avoid me if you value a disease-free penis."
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Old 04-05-2011, 03:56 PM   #9
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Old 04-05-2011, 04:00 PM   #10
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Send me an invite. Bag on it all you want I say 3000 sluts in a group is a good thing.
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Old 04-05-2011, 04:00 PM   #11
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Be sure to have the number to the nearest STD clinic on hand.
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Old 04-05-2011, 04:21 PM   #12
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Old 04-05-2011, 04:31 PM   #13
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Be sure to have the number to the nearest STD clinic on hand.
No need. Antibiotics on demand (Friend in healthcare).
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Old 04-05-2011, 04:35 PM   #14
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No need. Antibiotics on demand (Friend in healthcare).
You'd have to flush the "environment" with antivirals continually to save yourself in that mob of sluts.
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Old 04-05-2011, 04:39 PM   #15
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Antibiotics dont treat HPV or HIV.... or anything ending with a V actually.
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Old 04-05-2011, 05:09 PM   #16
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Old 04-05-2011, 05:51 PM   #18
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Let me get in on that action. I'll just rap it up, seven or eight times.
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Old 04-05-2011, 06:13 PM   #19
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I could think of More Stupid things to walk about. Like maybe a walk for Free Range Chicken? I am grasping at straws here. So cop says if you dress like a slut you increase your likelihood of Rape. Sounds like something that needs a Focus Group. Actually that is probably wrong, you would increase the likelihood of sex though, But if you are busy having sex probably not really in a position for being rapped.
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Antibiotics dont treat HPV or HIV.... or anything ending with a V actually.
Actually there is a vaccine against HPV. Just waiting for approval for men to take, girls are already taking it.
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Actually there is a vaccine against HPV. Just waiting for approval for men to take, girls are already taking it.
It only works on 2 types of HPV, I think there are 18 or 19 identified strains so it is not perfect.
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It only works on 2 types of HPV, I think there are 18 or 19 identified strains so it is not perfect.
Accroding to Dr. Drew it works on 6 of 14 types of HPV. Of which are the ones that cause Cervical(SP) cancer (and anal and thorat cancer because of you know).
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I was disappointed by the reporter's lack of sluttiness.

I would definitely bang the tall brunette.
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