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Old 03-31-2011, 06:58 PM   #1
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Dearest *****,
As you might know, on a inquire of a re-inspection, on HQS reqirements.
As time has approched so fast, with this requirment; I would appreciate any notice
and will do what I can to await, of any un-expectance to be rushed, on the behalf of the repairs; before the re-inspection date:
3/31/2011
Well, I would like to explain and to ask if you might of, been aware:
The bottom plastic shelf: that holds the vegetabe-compartment had an inch crack and became,

worse in time also, which was'nt noted the light bulb had been dangling sence we moved-in,
along with what was last recollected a couple of months moved in, and had notice the one glass double, is a one side glass, with broken glass chips,inbeded-- build in side is one glass-not doubled.
It was once shatter'd,before we moved in..
The slab of strafom was on during the inspection and manage to fall off due to the wind.

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Old 03-31-2011, 07:01 PM   #2
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Old 03-31-2011, 07:01 PM   #3
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Is that even English? I mean, I get they're trying to say a bunch of broken stuff isn't their fault but yikes.
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Old 03-31-2011, 07:04 PM   #5
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I know who it is and where they live. But I have no idea what they are talking about.
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Old 03-31-2011, 07:28 PM   #6
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That reads like an article on Warpaint Illustrated.
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Old 03-31-2011, 07:37 PM   #7
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Didn't they have an inspection thing to begin with? If it doesn't add up. I'd bill em for it.
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Old 03-31-2011, 08:52 PM   #8
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that's an awesome note. just cover the few broken items and move on. anyone who spells like that probably has an issue making the rent on time.
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Old 03-31-2011, 09:43 PM   #9
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Old 03-31-2011, 10:16 PM   #10
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hahaha I'm writing a letter to my landlords right now - I'm pretty sure it's more coherent than that. Sorry dude
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Old 03-31-2011, 10:29 PM   #11
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The wife and I have some rental property, and it is the by far the biggest pain in the ass I have ever encountered.
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Old 03-31-2011, 11:10 PM   #12
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This guy would still outscore Patrick on the wonderlic.
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Old 04-01-2011, 05:04 AM   #13
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Old 04-01-2011, 06:40 AM   #14
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That is a very bad letter. But now I know what I need my property manager to add to the criminal and credit check for prospective tenants, a spell check.
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Old 04-01-2011, 06:51 AM   #15
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Old 04-01-2011, 08:43 AM   #17
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Dearest *****,
As you might know, on a inquire of a re-inspection, on HQS reqirements.
As time has approched so fast, with this requirment; I would appreciate any notice
and will do what I can to await, of any un-expectance to be rushed, on the behalf of the repairs; before the re-inspection date:
3/31/2011
Well, I would like to explain and to ask if you might of, been aware:
The bottom plastic shelf: that holds the vegetabe-compartment had an inch crack and became,

worse in time also, which was'nt noted the light bulb had been dangling sence we moved-in,
along with what was last recollected a couple of months moved in, and had notice the one glass double, is a one side glass, with broken glass chips,inbeded-- build in side is one glass-not doubled.
It was once shatter'd,before we moved in..
The slab of strafom was on during the inspection and manage to fall off due to the wind.

Sincerly,
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C-I-L-L MY LAN-LODE!
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Old 04-01-2011, 09:01 AM   #18
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by Tyrone Greene

Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
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Old 04-01-2011, 09:33 AM   #19
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I've always had a property manager. Reduces headaches by nearly 100% for a cost of 10%.
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Old 04-01-2011, 10:29 AM   #20
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I've always had a property manager. Reduces headaches by nearly 100% for a cost of 10%.
This.
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Old 04-01-2011, 12:57 PM   #21
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I've always had a property manager. Reduces headaches by nearly 100% for a cost of 10%.
I have 54 properties.
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:14 PM   #22
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that's alot of 10%'s
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:20 PM   #23
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There were a lot of mistakes in that note, but the one that bothers me the most is one of the most common; "of" instead of "have." How can you "of" something?

"You might of been aware."

It's the wrong word! How can say the wrong word?
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I have 54 properties.
All the more reason for help. Put one manager over multiple properties and then you manage the property managers. I think that'd be a lot less work for you...
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