Condom thread - The Orange Mane

Swedish Extrovert · 03-30-2011, 01:04 PM

Given the ridiculousness of recent threads and the lockout... I'd say this thread as as good as any other. Just wondering what kind of condoms you've tried and how they fare.

Personally, I'm not a fan of Trojan, and I think the new Ecstasy ones are a gimmick. Anything from Trojan, though, and it seems like it just takes too long to finish.

So far, the closest things to the real thing are the Durex Love condoms, which are actually dispensed outside my DU residency for two for $.25.

Also, I would like to point out the ridiculousness of using the Naturalamb condoms. You ever think that putting a lamb intestine on your wang before you enter somebody is kinda like entering a caprinae mammal from behind? Gross.

gyldenlove · 03-30-2011, 01:06 PM

I prefer lifestyle, I have tried trojan, durex and kimono I think they are called and I wasn't a big fan (with an exception made for durex flavoured, got good results with that).

Kaylore · 03-30-2011, 01:12 PM

This reminds me of the Archer where he uses a candy wrapper.

55CrushEm · 03-30-2011, 01:12 PM

From Rocky II....

Gazzo: Hey Rock, did you ever think of investing in condominiums?

Rocky: Condominiums?

Gazzo: Yeah, condominiums. They're safe.

Rocky: (whispering) I never use 'em.

vancejohnson82 · 03-30-2011, 01:13 PM

whenever I where Lifestyles I might as well be dry humping asbestos with snowpants on

it takes forever

Pony Boy · 03-30-2011, 01:13 PM

Wow.... I thought all you homo's rode bare-back.

Swedish Extrovert · 03-30-2011, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

This reminds me of the Archer where he uses a candy wrapper.

One of my favorite episodes:

RhymesayersDU · 03-30-2011, 01:20 PM

A steady girlfriend on BC is my preference, but Trojans have served me well in the past.

Meck77 · 03-30-2011, 01:22 PM

With as many baby threads as I've seen on the mane I didn't any of fuggers wore condoms.

Dr. Broncenstein · 03-30-2011, 01:45 PM

If you have to hermetically seal your penis for protection... you are probably making a poor intercourse decision.

Beantown Bronco · 03-30-2011, 01:46 PM

This is how I roll....

Hercules Rockefeller · 03-30-2011, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

This reminds me of the Archer where he uses a candy wrapper.

And it worked out so well for Cyril in the end

bronco militia · 03-30-2011, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pony Boy

Wow.... I thought all you homo's rode bare-back.

HAT · 03-30-2011, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vancejohnson82

whenever I wear CONDOMS I might as well be dry humping asbestos with snowpants on

it takes forever

FYP.

sirhcyennek81 · 03-30-2011, 02:43 PM

It kind of depends on what the nearest drug store has at the time I need them. Last few times it has been trojans.

Dong bags are dong bags. They all get the job done...until they dont.

BroncoMan4ever · 03-30-2011, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

This reminds me of the Archer where he uses a candy wrapper.

i love that show

i am currently and haven't for over a year now used a condom, but when i did, it was just straight up Trojans, simply because that is what my uncle got me on my 1st day of high school, and after that it became what i knew and what i always bought

sirhcyennek81 · 03-30-2011, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoMan4ever

i love that show

Last week's episode was friggin hillarious. Somehow they made breast cancer and the Boys from Brazil funny.

Awesome.

BroncoMan4ever · 03-30-2011, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Last week's episode was friggin hillarious. Somehow they made breast cancer and the Boys from Brazil funny.

Awesome.

i loved his shouting rampage and smoking a **** ton of weed.

sirhcyennek81 · 03-30-2011, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoMan4ever

i loved his shouting rampage and smoking a **** ton of weed.

The ending was pretty good, too.

Hey...did you watch Regis this morning?

What?

BLAM!

BroncoMan4ever · 03-30-2011, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

The ending was pretty good, too.

Hey...did you watch Regis this morning?

What?

BLAM!

and making the entire team keep rewatching him shoot the dude. that **** was epic

sirhcyennek81 · 03-30-2011, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoMan4ever

and making the entire team keep rewatching him shoot the dude. that **** was epic

Agreed 100%. That show is really friggin good.

Did that guy just make fun of my scarf?

Yeah he...BAM BAM BAM

**** ARCHER!

BroncoMan4ever · 03-30-2011, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Agreed 100%. That show is really friggin good.

Did that guy just make fun of my scarf?

Yeah he...BAM BAM BAM

**** ARCHER!

the family feud scene was the best part of the episode i think. busting knee caps on dudes and then being extremely racist

Show me cock flavored spit! bam!

Chris · 03-30-2011, 03:31 PM

What is a condom?

schaaf · 03-30-2011, 03:46 PM

I prefer no condom

HAT · 03-30-2011, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Broncenstein

If you have to hermetically seal your penis for protection... you are probably making a poor intercourse decision.

Sweet....Now I can tell them I'm simply following Dr's orders.

03-30-2011, 01:04 PM	#1
Swedish Extrovert President of the Universe Formerly known as mightysmurf Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Highlands Ranch Posts: 14,941 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joel Dreesen	Condom thread Given the ridiculousness of recent threads and the lockout... I'd say this thread as as good as any other. Just wondering what kind of condoms you've tried and how they fare. Personally, I'm not a fan of Trojan, and I think the new Ecstasy ones are a gimmick. Anything from Trojan, though, and it seems like it just takes too long to finish. So far, the closest things to the real thing are the Durex Love condoms, which are actually dispensed outside my DU residency for two for $.25. Also, I would like to point out the ridiculousness of using the Naturalamb condoms. You ever think that putting a lamb intestine on your wang before you enter somebody is kinda like entering a caprinae mammal from behind? Gross.

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03-30-2011, 01:06 PM	#2
gyldenlove Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London, ON Posts: 10,022 Adopt-a-Bronco: Spencer Larsen	I prefer lifestyle, I have tried trojan, durex and kimono I think they are called and I wasn't a big fan (with an exception made for durex flavoured, got good results with that).

03-30-2011, 01:12 PM	#3
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,025 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	This reminds me of the Archer where he uses a candy wrapper.

03-30-2011, 01:12 PM	#4
55CrushEm Dynamic Duo Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: North of Boston, MA Posts: 5,591 Adopt-a-Bronco: Quanterus Smith	From Rocky II.... Gazzo: Hey Rock, did you ever think of investing in condominiums? Rocky: Condominiums? Gazzo: Yeah, condominiums. They're safe. Rocky: (whispering) I never use 'em.

03-30-2011, 01:13 PM	#5
vancejohnson82 Drama and Mediocrity I'm Afraid of Ty Law Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Newark, NJ Posts: 5,990 Adopt-a-Bronco: DJ	whenever I where Lifestyles I might as well be dry humping asbestos with snowpants on it takes forever

03-30-2011, 01:13 PM	#6
Pony Boy "Whoa Nellie" Rub some dirt on it Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 6,303 Adopt-a-Bronco: mellon head	Wow.... I thought all you homo's rode bare-back.

03-30-2011, 01:20 PM	#8
RhymesayersDU Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox GANGNAM STYLE Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Back In The 303! Posts: 14,812 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ty Lawson	A steady girlfriend on BC is my preference, but Trojans have served me well in the past.

03-30-2011, 01:22 PM	#9
Meck77 Ring of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 16,310	With as many baby threads as I've seen on the mane I didn't any of fuggers wore condoms.

03-30-2011, 01:45 PM	#10
Dr. Broncenstein Overdriven Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sterile Fields Posts: 11,615 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	If you have to hermetically seal your penis for protection... you are probably making a poor intercourse decision.

03-30-2011, 01:46 PM	#11
Beantown Bronco Athletic Supporter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mass Posts: 19,040 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matt Prater	This is how I roll....

03-30-2011, 02:43 PM	#15
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,668 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	It kind of depends on what the nearest drug store has at the time I need them. Last few times it has been trojans. Dong bags are dong bags. They all get the job done...until they dont.

03-30-2011, 03:31 PM	#23
Chris Millenium Scrooge McDuck Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7,498 Adopt-a-Bronco: OrlandoFranklin	What is a condom?

03-30-2011, 03:46 PM	#24
schaaf Bossing at its Finest No salary cap in the dope game Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Montana Posts: 1,950 Adopt-a-Bronco: Nate Irving	I prefer no condom