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Old 03-30-2011, 01:04 PM   #1
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Given the ridiculousness of recent threads and the lockout... I'd say this thread as as good as any other. Just wondering what kind of condoms you've tried and how they fare.

Personally, I'm not a fan of Trojan, and I think the new Ecstasy ones are a gimmick. Anything from Trojan, though, and it seems like it just takes too long to finish.

So far, the closest things to the real thing are the Durex Love condoms, which are actually dispensed outside my DU residency for two for $.25.

Also, I would like to point out the ridiculousness of using the Naturalamb condoms. You ever think that putting a lamb intestine on your wang before you enter somebody is kinda like entering a caprinae mammal from behind? Gross.
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Old 03-30-2011, 01:06 PM   #2
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I prefer lifestyle, I have tried trojan, durex and kimono I think they are called and I wasn't a big fan (with an exception made for durex flavoured, got good results with that).
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Old 03-30-2011, 01:12 PM   #3
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This reminds me of the Archer where he uses a candy wrapper.
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Old 03-30-2011, 01:12 PM   #4
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Old 03-30-2011, 01:13 PM   #5
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whenever I where Lifestyles I might as well be dry humping asbestos with snowpants on

it takes forever
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Old 03-30-2011, 01:17 PM   #7
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This reminds me of the Archer where he uses a candy wrapper.
One of my favorite episodes:

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Old 03-30-2011, 01:20 PM   #8
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A steady girlfriend on BC is my preference, but Trojans have served me well in the past.
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Old 03-30-2011, 01:22 PM   #9
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With as many baby threads as I've seen on the mane I didn't any of fuggers wore condoms.
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Old 03-30-2011, 01:45 PM   #10
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If you have to hermetically seal your penis for protection... you are probably making a poor intercourse decision.
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Old 03-30-2011, 01:46 PM   #11
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And it worked out so well for Cyril in the end
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Old 03-30-2011, 02:40 PM   #14
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whenever I wear CONDOMS I might as well be dry humping asbestos with snowpants on

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Old 03-30-2011, 02:43 PM   #15
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It kind of depends on what the nearest drug store has at the time I need them. Last few times it has been trojans.

Dong bags are dong bags. They all get the job done...until they dont.

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Old 03-30-2011, 02:54 PM   #16
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This reminds me of the Archer where he uses a candy wrapper.
i love that show

i am currently and haven't for over a year now used a condom, but when i did, it was just straight up Trojans, simply because that is what my uncle got me on my 1st day of high school, and after that it became what i knew and what i always bought

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Old 03-30-2011, 02:57 PM   #17
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i love that show


Last week's episode was friggin hillarious. Somehow they made breast cancer and the Boys from Brazil funny.

Awesome.

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Old 03-30-2011, 02:59 PM   #18
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Last week's episode was friggin hillarious. Somehow they made breast cancer and the Boys from Brazil funny.

Awesome.

i loved his shouting rampage and smoking a **** ton of weed.



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Old 03-30-2011, 03:02 PM   #19
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i loved his shouting rampage and smoking a **** ton of weed.




The ending was pretty good, too.

Hey...did you watch Regis this morning?

What?

BLAM!

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The ending was pretty good, too.

Hey...did you watch Regis this morning?

What?

BLAM!

and making the entire team keep rewatching him shoot the dude. that **** was epic
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and making the entire team keep rewatching him shoot the dude. that **** was epic

Agreed 100%. That show is really friggin good.

Did that guy just make fun of my scarf?

Yeah he...BAM BAM BAM

**** ARCHER!

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Old 03-30-2011, 03:23 PM   #22
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Agreed 100%. That show is really friggin good.

Did that guy just make fun of my scarf?

Yeah he...BAM BAM BAM

**** ARCHER!

the family feud scene was the best part of the episode i think. busting knee caps on dudes and then being extremely racist

Show me cock flavored spit! bam!

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Old 03-30-2011, 03:31 PM   #23
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What is a condom?
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:46 PM   #24
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:50 PM   #25
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If you have to hermetically seal your penis for protection... you are probably making a poor intercourse decision.
Sweet....Now I can tell them I'm simply following Dr's orders.
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