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Old 03-28-2011, 09:46 AM   #1
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Ex girlfriend just called me, getting married in May. That's 6 months after we broke up haha.

Out of my last 4 girlfriends, 3 have gotten engaged to the next guy they dated. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, hide yo husbands cause I'm gettin everybody married up in here
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Old 03-28-2011, 09:48 AM   #2
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So you were cursed by a wiccan in middle school too?


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Old 03-28-2011, 09:49 AM   #3
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Old 03-28-2011, 09:50 AM   #4
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haha not quite, but if I was, MAYBE she also put a hex on my memory I wasn't exactly leaving a trail of broken hearts back then (fat kid, choir star, acne).
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haha not quite, but if I was, MAYBE she also put a hex on my memory I wasn't exactly leaving a trail of broken hearts back then (fat kid, choir star, acne).

You never know. There is probably a chick out there who was into you then. You spurned her in some way, she cursed you. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

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Old 03-28-2011, 10:00 AM   #6
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You never know. There is probably a chick out there who was into you then. You spurned her in some way, she cursed you. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

You are like dating Yoda up in this b****.
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You are like dating Yoda up in this b****.

Yup.


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Old 03-28-2011, 10:15 AM   #8
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Ex girlfriend just called me, getting married in May. That's 6 months after we broke up haha.

Out of my last 4 girlfriends, 3 have gotten engaged to the next guy they dated. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, hide yo husbands cause I'm gettin everybody married up in here
So you broke up in December? Was she dating him before you broke up? If not, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that she's expecting a baby in or around October. I don't know too many other scenarios where you'd get engaged after dating less than 3 months....Bad move either way.
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Old 03-28-2011, 10:18 AM   #9
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Welcome to adulthood...it happens eventually, everyone of my ex's is married. One of them even got divorced and now we are dating again.
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If you end up with jessica alba after all is said and done I am going to fly out there and kick your ass.



Actually, I would probably settle for maybe a nip pick and buying you shots and high fives for landing such a beaut.
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Old 03-28-2011, 10:30 AM   #11
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I bet you have a tennie wennie.....
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Yep when they date the next guy they look so good next to you they get hitched!
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Old 03-28-2011, 10:52 AM   #13
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I hope for your sake your funnier than Dane Cook.
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Old 03-28-2011, 11:52 AM   #14
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You never know. There is probably a chick out there who was into you then. You spurned her in some way, she cursed you. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

**** that. You ladies **** us guys up WAAAAAYYY more than we mess with you.

The reason guys get a bad rap is because some girl messed us up way back when.
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Old 03-28-2011, 11:58 AM   #15
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Much funnier than dane cook! (isn't everyone??) My weiner's fine. Apparently after we broke up (november), she waited a couple months then started dating an old friend of hers. No baby haha. I think 2kback has the right idea...I just thought it was incredibly funny.

The first one was the love of my life, and after a nasty breakup, she fell into the arms of a mutual friend (douchebag). Second one, started off great. After a while, she informed me that she was still doing blow recreationally. I was already past that point in life, and after I dumped her she cleaned up her life and married one of HER past lovers/best friends. THIS one was a real sweetheart, but we were at completely different points in our lives. She's a young partier, I'm a 30 year old figuring out his place in life haha.

Moral of the story, WATCH OUT FOR HER CLOSE FRIENDS haha
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You never know. There is probably a chick out there who was into you then. You spurned her in some way, she cursed you. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Could have been a dude, especially if one of your old buddies came out of the closet...
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Old 03-28-2011, 12:02 PM   #17
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Could have been a dude, especially if one of your old buddies came out of the closet...
**** I hope not! I KNEW i shouldn't have blown all those dudes in middle school
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Old 03-28-2011, 12:08 PM   #19
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Date the same type of girl....expect the same result.

You need to reevaluate your chica punchlist.
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Ya, I tend to find the "damsel in distress" type. I really tried to avoid dating the last one, but she was pretty persuasive. Thankfully, the manwhoring days are far behind, so I've been focusing on myself (my goals and desires) and hoping a lovely lady will come along. Just have to be more patient
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Having been married I'd say you were the one putting the curse on them.
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Old 03-28-2011, 12:37 PM   #22
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Ya, I tend to find the "damsel in distress" type. I really tried to avoid dating the last one, but she was pretty persuasive. Thankfully, the manwhoring days are far behind, so I've been focusing on myself (my goals and desires) and hoping a lovely lady will come along. Just have to be more patient
I think you are on the right track with this statement!
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Ya, I tend to find the "damsel in distress" type. I really tried to avoid dating the last one, but she was pretty persuasive. Thankfully, the manwhoring days are far behind, so I've been focusing on myself (my goals and desires) and hoping a lovely lady will come along. Just have to be more patient
I love that **** too. Rescuing girls is totally my thing.

Never seems to work out though.

However, the sex is usually pretty damn good.
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Seems I had a similar track record until I swore off thinking with Head #2
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Now I'm happily married to a stable, itelligent, good looking wife with two adorable children.... did I mention she was hot..

The good ones are attracted to the men that have their priorities in order.
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