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El Minion · 03-25-2011, 02:30 PM

There's a Map for That: Penis Size Around the World

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Our friends at Shanghaiist have shared the Penis Size Map, which, well, pretty much does what you think: "According to this map, Congo, Ecuador, Ghana, Colombia and Venezuela are the world's most well endowed nations, while South Korea, Cambodia, Thailand, India and Burma -- all in east Asia -- are the world's least well endowed." Americans? Well, we're firmly in lower quadrant, with an average length of 5.1 inches.

Those numbers actually jive with some rankings and a map released around this time last year by Condomania, which shows in which U.S. cities you'll find the biggest d!cks. Their data, which was self-reported based on sized condom purchases, indicates that 50% of American penises are between 5" and 6" long.

A second map published by the Penis Size Map people attempts to correlate penis size with brain power, by showing IQ rankings. Here, Americans happen to finish in the upper echelon, with a global ranking of 10th for IQ. So basically, the US is full of smart guys with average genitals.

Gentlemen, ladies?
Contact the author of this article or email tips@laist.com with further questions, comments or tips.

By Lindsay William-Ross in News on March 24, 2011 10:30 AM

DomCasual · 03-25-2011, 02:41 PM

We'd be dark red if they took some of us out of the curve.

Los Broncos · 03-25-2011, 02:43 PM

Just wanted I wanted to know, where the biggest cocks are.

Smiling Assassin27 · 03-25-2011, 02:50 PM

Hell, Madonna uses this map to plan her world tours...and Ricky Martin.

Chris · 03-25-2011, 02:56 PM

Damn if I'd ever bought a condom we woulda won.

Smiling Assassin27 · 03-25-2011, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Damn if I'd ever bought a condom we woulda won.

Let me guess, you have to use trash can liners..

Chris · 03-25-2011, 03:01 PM

Nah man check it out

On second thought what is going on with that dude to the right of the little girl

DomCasual · 03-25-2011, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Nah man check it out

Okay, what am I missing?

schaaf · 03-25-2011, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smiling Assassin27

Let me guess, you have to use trash can liners..

small parachutes for me

gunns · 03-25-2011, 03:17 PM

As a woman I can say size isn't everything. But thanks for the map!

Smiling Assassin27 · 03-25-2011, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunns

As a woman I can say size isn't everything. But thanks for the map!

Coming from an American gal who only gets 5.1, that's what all the Colombian girls would expect you to say..

Chris · 03-25-2011, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunns

As a woman I can say size isn't everything. But thanks for the map!

Is it about my dick's personality?

(ps if that's rude... I didn't mean it to be)

gyldenlove · 03-25-2011, 03:26 PM

No surprise that some of the biggest ***** in the country are in DC.

Smiling Assassin27 · 03-25-2011, 03:27 PM

It's not the wang, but what's inside that counts.

Smiling Assassin27 · 03-25-2011, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gyldenlove

No surprise that some of the biggest ***** in the country are in DC.

hell, they walk upright and go 6 feet long in DC.

NUB · 03-25-2011, 03:30 PM

Looks like I'm huge in Japan and the U.S.!

Swedish Extrovert · 03-25-2011, 03:31 PM

Is this flacid? I have a hard time believing that the average American penis is only 5.3inches... and it makes me feel better about myself, lol.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunns

As a woman I can say size isn't everything. But thanks for the map!

Well according to that sex doctor at Esquire that's true - to an extent. The deepest nerve endings are typically 6.7-7" inside the womans vagina. So being huge doesn't really help, but unless your man is at least 6.7" then you have some unexplored nerve endings.

Smiling Assassin27 · 03-25-2011, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NUB

Looks like I'm huge in Japan and the U.S.!

and all the rage in Paris....

Texas.

Smiling Assassin27 · 03-25-2011, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HombreGuapo

Is this flacid? I have a hard time believing that the average American penis is only 5.3inches... and it makes me feel better about myself, lol.

Well according to that sex doctor at Esquire that's true - to an extent. The deepest nerve endings are typically 6.7-7" inside the womans vagina. So being huge doesn't really help, but unless your man is at least 6.7" then you have some unexplored nerve endings.

That's what produce is for, apparently.

HAT · 03-25-2011, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Is it about my dick's personality?

Yes.....

elsid13 · 03-25-2011, 03:47 PM

If the US was homogenize ethic group it would be a problem. But we are ethic mixing bowl and that allows everyone on the internet to make **** up.

Chris · 03-25-2011, 03:51 PM

In 2000 years everyone will have the same dick.

Dr. Broncenstein · 03-25-2011, 03:52 PM

Mickey Avalon's dong song never gets old.

oubronco · 03-25-2011, 04:27 PM

Hell mines 6" long but it's as big around as a beer can.....OH

DomCasual · 03-25-2011, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oubronco

Hell mines 6" long but it's as big around as a beer can.....OH

oubronco drinking beer at home:

03-25-2011, 02:30 PM	#1
El Minion Ring of Famer Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,531	We're number one....er....number four? There's a Map for That: Penis Size Around the World Screenshot Our friends at Shanghaiist have shared the Penis Size Map, which, well, pretty much does what you think: "According to this map, Congo, Ecuador, Ghana, Colombia and Venezuela are the world's most well endowed nations, while South Korea, Cambodia, Thailand, India and Burma -- all in east Asia -- are the world's least well endowed." Americans? Well, we're firmly in lower quadrant, with an average length of 5.1 inches. Those numbers actually jive with some rankings and a map released around this time last year by Condomania, which shows in which U.S. cities you'll find the biggest d!cks. Their data, which was self-reported based on sized condom purchases, indicates that 50% of American penises are between 5" and 6" long. A second map published by the Penis Size Map people attempts to correlate penis size with brain power, by showing IQ rankings. Here, Americans happen to finish in the upper echelon, with a global ranking of 10th for IQ. So basically, the US is full of smart guys with average genitals. Gentlemen, ladies? Contact the author of this article or email tips@laist.com with further questions, comments or tips. By Lindsay William-Ross in News on March 24, 2011 10:30 AM

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DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,171 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	We'd be dark red if they took some of us out of the curve.

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Chris Millenium Scrooge McDuck Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7,501 Adopt-a-Bronco: OrlandoFranklin	Damn if I'd ever bought a condom we woulda won.

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Chris Millenium Scrooge McDuck Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7,501 Adopt-a-Bronco: OrlandoFranklin	Nah man check it out On second thought what is going on with that dude to the right of the little girl

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gunns I WANT DEFENSE! Defense, defense, defense Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Always Hoping Posts: 11,658 Adopt-a-Bronco: Defense	As a woman I can say size isn't everything. But thanks for the map!

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gyldenlove Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London, ON Posts: 10,027 Adopt-a-Bronco: Spencer Larsen	No surprise that some of the biggest ***** in the country are in DC.

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Smiling Assassin27 STOP! KIPER TIME! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 10,976 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	It's not the wang, but what's inside that counts.

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NUB Just Crafted New to the Forum Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,448 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Looks like I'm huge in Japan and the U.S.!

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elsid13 Lost In Space Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: DC Posts: 19,087	If the US was homogenize ethic group it would be a problem. But we are ethic mixing bowl and that allows everyone on the internet to make **** up.

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Chris Millenium Scrooge McDuck Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7,501 Adopt-a-Bronco: OrlandoFranklin	In 2000 years everyone will have the same dick.

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Dr. Broncenstein Overdriven Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sterile Fields Posts: 11,619 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	Mickey Avalon's dong song never gets old.

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oubronco John Foneco !! Mile High Magic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sooner Country Posts: 20,604	Hell mines 6" long but it's as big around as a beer can.....OH