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Old 03-25-2011, 02:30 PM   #1
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There's a Map for That: Penis Size Around the World


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Our friends at Shanghaiist have shared the Penis Size Map, which, well, pretty much does what you think: "According to this map, Congo, Ecuador, Ghana, Colombia and Venezuela are the world's most well endowed nations, while South Korea, Cambodia, Thailand, India and Burma -- all in east Asia -- are the world's least well endowed." Americans? Well, we're firmly in lower quadrant, with an average length of 5.1 inches.

Those numbers actually jive with some rankings and a map released around this time last year by Condomania, which shows in which U.S. cities you'll find the biggest d!cks. Their data, which was self-reported based on sized condom purchases, indicates that 50% of American penises are between 5" and 6" long.

A second map published by the Penis Size Map people attempts to correlate penis size with brain power, by showing IQ rankings. Here, Americans happen to finish in the upper echelon, with a global ranking of 10th for IQ. So basically, the US is full of smart guys with average genitals.

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Old 03-25-2011, 02:41 PM   #2
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We'd be dark red if they took some of us out of the curve.
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Old 03-25-2011, 02:43 PM   #3
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Just wanted I wanted to know, where the biggest cocks are.
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Old 03-25-2011, 02:50 PM   #4
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Hell, Madonna uses this map to plan her world tours...and Ricky Martin.

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Old 03-25-2011, 02:56 PM   #5
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Damn if I'd ever bought a condom we woulda won.
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Old 03-25-2011, 02:57 PM   #6
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Damn if I'd ever bought a condom we woulda won.
Let me guess, you have to use trash can liners..
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Old 03-25-2011, 03:01 PM   #7
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Nah man check it out





On second thought what is going on with that dude to the right of the little girl
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Old 03-25-2011, 03:09 PM   #8
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Okay, what am I missing?
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Old 03-25-2011, 03:13 PM   #9
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Old 03-25-2011, 03:17 PM   #10
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As a woman I can say size isn't everything. But thanks for the map!
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Old 03-25-2011, 03:21 PM   #11
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As a woman I can say size isn't everything. But thanks for the map!
Coming from an American gal who only gets 5.1, that's what all the Colombian girls would expect you to say..
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As a woman I can say size isn't everything. But thanks for the map!
Is it about my dick's personality?














(ps if that's rude... I didn't mean it to be)
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Old 03-25-2011, 03:26 PM   #13
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No surprise that some of the biggest ***** in the country are in DC.
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Old 03-25-2011, 03:27 PM   #14
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Old 03-25-2011, 03:28 PM   #15
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No surprise that some of the biggest ***** in the country are in DC.
hell, they walk upright and go 6 feet long in DC.
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Old 03-25-2011, 03:30 PM   #16
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Looks like I'm huge in Japan and the U.S.!
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Old 03-25-2011, 03:31 PM   #17
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Is this flacid? I have a hard time believing that the average American penis is only 5.3inches... and it makes me feel better about myself, lol.

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Well according to that sex doctor at Esquire that's true - to an extent. The deepest nerve endings are typically 6.7-7" inside the womans vagina. So being huge doesn't really help, but unless your man is at least 6.7" then you have some unexplored nerve endings.
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and all the rage in Paris....












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Old 03-25-2011, 03:32 PM   #19
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Is this flacid? I have a hard time believing that the average American penis is only 5.3inches... and it makes me feel better about myself, lol.



Well according to that sex doctor at Esquire that's true - to an extent. The deepest nerve endings are typically 6.7-7" inside the womans vagina. So being huge doesn't really help, but unless your man is at least 6.7" then you have some unexplored nerve endings.
That's what produce is for, apparently.
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Old 03-25-2011, 03:39 PM   #20
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Yes.....

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Old 03-25-2011, 03:47 PM   #21
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If the US was homogenize ethic group it would be a problem. But we are ethic mixing bowl and that allows everyone on the internet to make **** up.
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Old 03-25-2011, 03:51 PM   #22
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In 2000 years everyone will have the same dick.
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Old 03-25-2011, 03:52 PM   #23
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Old 03-25-2011, 04:27 PM   #24
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Hell mines 6" long but it's as big around as a beer can.....OH
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Hell mines 6" long but it's as big around as a beer can.....OH
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