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Old 03-17-2011, 09:10 AM   #1
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Default Rulon Jones is Awesome. Phil Simms is shameless.

Too awesome to even bother with a witty comment:



Thanks to the guys over at IAOFM for linking this.
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Old 03-17-2011, 09:34 AM   #2
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Wow. I dont even know where to start with this one. Its full of fail in every direction. From Rulons workout attire, to Gary Andersons hair, Christiansens jerri curls, or the sweet lines. "Hey guys if your have to much fat, your muscles will not show."
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Old 03-17-2011, 10:07 AM   #3
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It looks like a gay 80's porn movie or something
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Old 03-17-2011, 11:56 AM   #4
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Good grief, that was awful...
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Old 03-17-2011, 12:04 PM   #5
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Wow, I was embarassed just watching it.

What's up the music in the background? "I'm your Venus"?



I had to shut it off after 2 minutes. It was just a little too rich, shall we say.
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Old 03-17-2011, 12:12 PM   #6
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It looks like a gay 80's porn movie or something
It's like a gay 80's porno without the porno.
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Old 03-17-2011, 12:27 PM   #7
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The blond, tan lady looks like a younger version of Mary's neighbor from There's Something About Mary.

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Old 03-17-2011, 12:50 PM   #8
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Todd Christensen is moving up on my "All-time Least Favorite Mormon" list.
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Old 03-17-2011, 01:10 PM   #9
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Looks like Rulon saw this trainwreck waiting to happen and ducked out early lol

Good for him.
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Old 03-17-2011, 02:46 PM   #10
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Thanks to the guys over at IAOFM for linking this.

I'm not going to lie. I have seen porn that starts the same exact way as this video.


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Old 03-17-2011, 03:32 PM   #11
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Anyone else catch Phill's jiz face when he was groovin behind the blond with the g-string
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Old 03-17-2011, 07:20 PM   #12
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He called Gary Anderson Jerry Anderson and then corrects himself, like they couldn't do a second take?

The Village People thought this was too gay.
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Those who make it to the last couple of minutes are rewarded with a smorgasbord of ERZ. I love the coked out expressions of excitement from Tony Dorsett's ladies.

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Old 03-17-2011, 07:31 PM   #14
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Wow! 1986? I was 3yrs old!
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Old 03-17-2011, 07:47 PM   #15
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Bananarama workout music?



Is that Dick Schaap narrating?
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Old 03-17-2011, 07:56 PM   #16
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Did Christensen say what I think he said at 3:30??
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