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Old 02-15-2011, 08:03 AM   #1
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So a few friends and i have signed up for the warrior dash

http://www.warriordash.com/

I need costume ideas, im not just going to run 5k, climb over cars, go threw mud, over cargo nets, tires, river crossings and such in regular running gear.

I had thought about the borat bathing suit, but not sure i want to go in public wearing that, our race is at 10:30 am so i wont be too drunk before hand.

Then since right now we are a group of three we thought about going with a theme, maybe the hanson brothers, but the race is in july, and im not sure i want to dress up as a hockey player and run 5k in that heat.

I was thinking of looking for local sponsers and may still go that route.

No idea can be too stupid, its what im aiming for actually, hense the borat bathing suit.

What ya got ?
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Old 02-15-2011, 08:09 AM   #2
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you could do the old three musketeers, three amigos or Bronco three amigos.

You could all dress like one of Lady Gaga's many costumes, some which would be quite comfortable running. That would probably get you in the paper.

You could also be warriors from different parts of history, like Roman, Native American and Viking. All three could be made comfortable for running and be theme-appropriate.
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Old 02-15-2011, 08:41 AM   #3
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You are gonna want something that covers a lot of your flesh. That Borat swim suit sounds like a lot of gouges/scratches/torn flesh waiting to happen. Frankenstein would work. You could wear long clothes and being covered in mud would make it look better. If there is enough of you, the Village People might work.
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Old 02-15-2011, 08:48 AM   #4
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Try three Merry Men as in Robin Hood. Green costume (tights).
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Old 02-15-2011, 09:05 AM   #5
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Running with the bulls. One of you in a bull costume. The other two in white suits with the red ribbon around your waist. The bull is chasing the two runners for the entire race.
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Old 02-15-2011, 09:12 AM   #6
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Running with the bulls. One of you in a bull costume. The other two in white suits with the red ribbon around your waist. The bull is chasing the two runners for the entire race.
i like that, and one of the guys im running with is larger, so that would work
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I'm doing the dash too I'm glad I'm not the only one making a complete mockery of it.
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Old 02-15-2011, 09:45 AM   #8
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I'm doing the dash too I'm glad I'm not the only one making a complete mockery of it.
i thought the whole point of it was to do stupid stuff, and what better way to do stupid stuff than in costume
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So a few friends and i have signed up for the warrior dash

http://www.warriordash.com/

I need costume ideas, im not just going to run 5k, climb over cars, go threw mud, over cargo nets, tires, river crossings and such in regular running gear.

I had thought about the borat bathing suit, but not sure i want to go in public wearing that, our race is at 10:30 am so i wont be too drunk before hand.

Then since right now we are a group of three we thought about going with a theme, maybe the hanson brothers, but the race is in july, and im not sure i want to dress up as a hockey player and run 5k in that heat.

I was thinking of looking for local sponsers and may still go that route.

No idea can be too stupid, its what im aiming for actually, hense the borat bathing suit.

What ya got ?
Another missed movie reference for me. I was trying to figure out what the heck hockey had to do with Hanson (the band) and why you'd wanna dress up as girls.
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Old 02-15-2011, 03:13 PM   #11
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Another missed movie reference for me. I was trying to figure out what the heck hockey had to do with Hanson (the band) and why you'd wanna dress up as girls.
Slap Shot?


Back to the OP - Recommend dressing up as French Soldiers waving White Flags of Surrender.
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Back to the OP - Recommend dressing up as French Soldiers waving White Flags of Surrender.
Yeah, that was the movie, I looked it up.

And I like the idea... problem is are the French too lazy to finish even a 5K run?
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3 little pigs..?


or someone could be a long twig, running in the middle, with two berries running on either side of the twig.

Would probably look hilarious from the back or front.
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Whatever you decide, remember to cut out the nipples.
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Yeah, that was the movie, I looked it up.

And I like the idea... problem is are the French too lazy to finish even a 5K run?

i hope not cuz the two guys im running with a french

but not chicken **** french from france, obnoxious french from quebec
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