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Old 02-14-2011, 01:31 PM   #1
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Poor woman was taken to hospital to check for stroke. Said she felt great the next day. We've all been hammered before--did anyone actually experience THIS kind of mish mash of words? Is there a doctor in the house?

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Old 02-14-2011, 01:39 PM   #2
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She was about to faint.
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Old 02-14-2011, 01:48 PM   #3
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I recall being similarly scrambled after a rugby practice--was a migraine as i recall.
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I had that happen after soccer practice. I grabbed some water, my eyes got extremely light sensitive and I felt like I was going to throw up. My coach and a buddy of mine said I was talking but it was non-sensical. Ended up being a migraine. Was ****ing horrible.

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Old 02-14-2011, 01:53 PM   #5
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Sounds like a transient fluent aphasic episode, probably from a TIA
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Old 02-14-2011, 01:55 PM   #6
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Sounds like a transient fluent aphasic episode, probably from a TIA
I've at times suggested that uterine steal syndrome causes transient cerebral ischemia in the seated driving position. I have to come up with an analogy for "fluent aphasia" for women drivers.

/fluent aphasia. L O L.
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Old 02-14-2011, 02:19 PM   #8
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I've at times suggested that uterine steal syndrome causes transient cerebral ischemia in the seated driving position. I have to come up with an analogy for "fluent aphasia" for women drivers.

/fluent aphasia. L O L.
Translate the joke? I wanna laugh too.

Oh, and video is pulled. This thread fails to deliver without the video.
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Old 02-14-2011, 02:25 PM   #9
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Translate the joke? I wanna laugh too.

Oh, and video is pulled. This thread fails to deliver without the video.
Aphasia = can't speak. For some reason the term fluent aphasia made me lol.
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Translate the joke? I wanna laugh too.

Oh, and video is pulled. This thread fails to deliver without the video.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/video/r...ve-tv-12912897


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Old 02-14-2011, 02:25 PM   #11
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Took a **** ton of tries...CBS has censored an insane amount.



Can't even believe I found one that worked.
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Old 02-14-2011, 03:05 PM   #12
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Sounds like a transient fluent aphasic episode, probably from a TIA
You're the doctor on star trek aren't you?
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Old 02-14-2011, 03:10 PM   #13
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Aphasia = can't speak. For some reason the term fluent aphasia made me lol.
Fluent/receptive aphasia (aka Wernicke's aphasia): fluent output but nonsensical - so I believe Dr. B's point is that it's not far off from the typical female language output under normal circumstances
Typically caused by damage to more posterior regions of the left temporal lobe - so can be seen with transient ischemic attacks involving the mca.

Nonfluent/expressive aphasia (Broca's aphasia): nonfluent effortful output, patients cannot produce speech effectively. Sounds like they're speaking telegraphically. Seen following damage to more anterior regions of the left hemisphere - typically left inferior frontal lobe (Broca's area).

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Old 02-14-2011, 03:11 PM   #14
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Took a **** ton of tries...CBS has censored an insane amount.



Can't even believe I found one that worked.
Sounds like a drunk Irish person.
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Sounds like a drunk Irish person.
That's redundant
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That's redundant
Gah, you're right.
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Aphasia = can't speak. For some reason the term fluent aphasia made me lol.
AH, my father at age 86 unfortunately has aphasia. He is also unfortunately quite fluent. That having been said I get the joke!
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Took a **** ton of tries...CBS has censored an insane amount.



Can't even believe I found one that worked.




Now that we got that out of the way, I hope she's ok.

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Old 02-14-2011, 04:35 PM   #21
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I'd go with blond syndrome, TIA, or the Botox went in the wrong spot.
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Old 02-14-2011, 05:08 PM   #24
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I once took an ambien with some red wine and this happened to me.
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I heard on the light rail that she was fine, but was just trying to read the latest Josina tweet out loud.
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